The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[lovetoread]

Someone has survived quite fine when I was driving.

 

[lovetoread]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/52ce1aaf1c723225d4a984e102d724c0/tumblr_mrmpi7yMp81so58mbo1_500.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*googletime* ah! Bouncy-bouncy! Budleigh Salterton ?

 

[Mr Noone]

Someone has survived quite fine when I was driving.

Yeah but you're used to driving on the wrong side of the road.

 

[lovetoread]

Yeah but you're used to driving on the wrong side of the road.

The correct side of the road.

 

[Beco]

The Real Housewives of Atlanta = Black women yelling at each other

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love...."

Does the amount of strangers sending obscene, random PMs, increase during the Spring ?

 

[Mr Noone]

The correct side of the road.

Riiiight.

But that's not why I'm here.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEdv_3C-B4&feature=kp

 

[Beco]

but that makes for good TV....I'm still watching

 

[islandman]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/52ce1aaf1c723225d4a984e102d724c0/tumblr_mrmpi7yMp81so58mbo1_500.jpg

I would disregard that as it suffers from poor grammar.

It needs one of these:

http://chronicle.com/blogs/tweed/files/2011/08/question-mark.jpg

 

[Beco]

They all seem to have big boobs...

 

[bluemuse]

What a waste.

 

[NHKitty]

Ever get the feeling something's fishy?
I've learned to trust my instincts, but the thing is...I'm not sure I care...I guess time will tell...

 

[AllyRose]

Riiiight.

But that's not why I'm here.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEdv_3C-B4&feature=kp

Tá sé seo go maith.

 

[islandman]

Fuzz-butt.

 

[AllyRose]

Fuzz-butt.

I try to be.

 

[Mr Noone]

Tá sé seo go maith.

Tá fáilte romhat.

 

[islandman]

I try to be.

If there were more fuzz-butts in the world, it would be a happier place for all.

 

[Saint Peter]

It never hurts to shave that badboy every now and then.

 

[Wings]

Sometimes it's okay to realize that life goes on.

Other times you need to shove fig Newtons into your mouth and see if you can finish the bottle of whiskey.

 

[Saint Peter]

It looked like Tehran to me.

 

[lovetoread]

I am watching dateline and having a hard time trying to figure out how someone can ever follow a man such as this.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."

— Lux ATL (via stripperina)

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Thank you, zumi

(Another piece clicks into place.)

 

[islandman]

I'm right-handed.