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rimmy said:
Are those your tits? They seem to perky for your soggy personality.

I'm praying to a god that I don't believe in that you are fucking with me. Oh please be fucking with me.



Hey V, the bean is her usual beantastic self. I'll tell her you inquired.
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Yes they are mine. And I do love the Lord of the Dance. Seen him several times.
 
I took the bean to see LOTD a few years back as an anniversary gift. All I could think of was that if those dancers never move their arms, they must give horrible handjobs.

I must commend you on your boobage. Very nice.
 
rimmy said:
I took the bean to see LOTD a few years back as an anniversary gift. All I could think of was that if those dancers never move their arms, they must give horrible handjobs.

I must commend you on your boobage. Very nice.
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I've seen Riverdance, Celtic Tiger and LOTD 3 times! I think he's brilliant and dead sexy.

Thanks. :eek::kiss:
 
Wearing five inch heels for the first time in three weeks.


I'm baaaaack.
 
Ever time I see a thread by LJ retarded or whatever the fuck his name is, I just think "What's you damage, Heather"
 


It posts images and pictures for a simple reason— it's not capable of writing complete sentences with accurate spelling, correct syntax and proper grammar.


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Leaving a message for someone and stating in it that "it's 4:20pm on Friday" is actually rather funny.

I hope that didn't come across in the voice-mail....

...or, maybe I do.
 
I would like to thank Felicia Day for reminding me that Brandon Sanderson's new book is out today.
 
Fuckette, darling, I love it! I simply must share.

:rose:

Your Spine Has Your Back

I was inspired to write this after reading an article this morning. The article was about a study that was done comparing Pilates with other methods used to alleviate back pain. Pilates came out the victor, of course.

I love that more and more doctors and Physical Therapists are using or recommending Pilates as rehabilitative and preventative care for their patients. It works. I’ve seen it first hand many times over.

Here’s one thing that the article was missing, though. Why does it help? Why is it so effective? Well, prepare yourself for a little anatomy lesson, my friend.

The back, spine, vertebrae, whichever you prefer, is a miraculous structure (as is the rest of the body of muscles and bones.) It’s like our best friend, really. We rely on it, we lean on it, it supports us, it holds our weight, bends with us, and takes us where we want to go. Whoa, that’s a lot of work for one friend, right?

If you were all of that for one person, wouldn’t you get tired and cry out in pain and agony? Yes! Your poor friend, The Back is thinking “What about your other friends, the abdominal muscles? Aren’t they able to help support you, too?”

What an excellent question, let’s get them involved. Oh sweet harmony.

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Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me, and then show me the place where he was hanged.

Lawrence Durrell
 
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