The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[JohnnySavage]

I wonder what I'm going to have for dinner. There are just so many possibilities.

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[JohnnySavage]

If you are a man in North Korea, we sincerely hope you have a round face. It's the shape that will work with your new haircut.

That new haircut is reportedly called the "Dear Leader Kim Jong Un," modeled after—you guessed it—North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's impenetrable block of black hair atop his chubby cheeks. The style reportedly became a state-mandated guideline about two weeks ago, though experts familiar with the country have said there's no evidence a new hairstyle rule has gone into effect.

 

[gravyrug]

I've been over excited all day and now I have a headache. And I was nice to Phil by accident.

Be careful. It might work out, though. Phil might lower his guard so you can stab him. Use a longish spear.

 

[bluemuse]

I've been over excited all day and now I have a headache. And I was nice to Phil by accident.

Don't beat yourself up over it. There's always tomorrow.

 

[ryan8558]

I've been over excited all day and now I have a headache. And I was nice to Phil by accident.

Trying to induce him to have a heart attack??

 

[bluemuse]

I'm on pins and needles. I sincerely hope that there is a celebration going on right now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cameron Diaz.


That's one beautiful woman. I wonder if I can get her number.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The young sailor that was shot on Naval Base, Norfolk was local. Sad, sad story.

 

[islandman]

It's cold right down to my very bones.

Yet just two weeks ago these temps felt good.


Go figure.

 

[rimmy]

I've been over excited all day and now I have a headache. And I was nice to Phil by accident.

Unheard of.

 

[neci]

i found a cute hair cut and was then informed it looked like miley cyrus.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I must have all the good threads on ignore. Lit is showing one new post about every 10 minutes.

 

[Mr Noone]

I just finished dinner but now I'm in the mood for Indian takeaway.

 

[thør]

I just finished dinner but now I'm in the mood for Indian takeaway.

What her name?

 

[Mr Noone]

What her name?

Now that would be telling.

 

[Wings]

Funny, Indian takeaway is about to be in my mouth!


Also, I am aware that I'm seriously fucked in the head that my wax job makes me calmer but it really does. My headache is gone and my shoulders feel more relaxed.

 

[Wings]

But now I kinda want to have angry sex.

Crap. Not helpful.

 

[Mr Noone]

Funny, Indian takeaway is about to be in my mouth!

That's not funny.

Also, I am aware that I'm seriously fucked in the head that my wax job makes me calmer but it really does. My headache is gone and my shoulders feel more relaxed.

I want a taste.

 

[Wings]

I'll ship you some garlic naan!

 

[neci]

they are afraid someone will kill the unborn reborn baby jesus, and judgement day will never arrive.

 

[Lorilei]

they are afraid someone will kill the unborn reborn baby jesus, and judgement day will never arrive.

You just might be onto something there.

 

[Wings]

Thanks to my mom I now know that Pat Robertson is telling people that this HL decision could turn us into communist Russia.


I'm just not sure he's aware of what that means.

 

[islandman]

For the life of me, I cannot understand why the parody-bird hasn't worked her magic on a 'anyone speak/read polish?' thread?

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[bluemuse]

Fucking Raynaud's. I'm going to make some hot tea just so I can hold a warm mug.

 

[fluffPE]

I am really enjoying this California weather!!