The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[thør]

*breadboard*

Pretty much...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

30F by morning. Snow ? *makes Lurch dreading groan (from the original Addams Family)

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You know, I mean not like that. Other bad things. In my mouth.

You know.

Are you saying you can put your own junk in your mouth?

 

[Saint Peter]

Pretty much...

I wish my modeling software had the cool "clean up" option to deal with sloppy wiring layout.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you saying you can put your own junk in your mouth?

You just have to ask yourself, if Pete could put his own junk in his own mouth, would he be posting here?

 

[thør]

I wish my modeling software had the cool "clean up" option to deal with sloppy wiring layout.

I like it.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You just have to ask yourself, if Pete could put his own junk in his own mouth, would he be posting here?

LOL - Touche

Well I am not posting in that thread. I'd have to barter something with someone else for my posts.

 

[Wings]

Pete could pick a tribute. Or tributes.

 

[Wings]

So have I!

You know, I mean not like that. Other bad things. In my mouth.

You know.

There was this one time in Tijuana...

 

[Saint Peter]

The first time ever the donkey was the one blushing.

 

[Wings]

I was just going to go with crack whore but alright.

 

[Saint Peter]

She was unblushable.

 

[Wings]

I remember.

 

[Wings]

Let me tell you a story about my night. So it was wax day, every 4 weeks like very slow clockwork and I was looking forward to it. I'm one of those sick individuals who enjoys the pain and treats these monthly sessions like therapy.

Tonight was just like every other time except my wax girl and I were in such good moods we were cracking one another up. As I was laying on my stomach holding my butt cheeks apart we got on some stupid tangent about taints and were laughing so hard. She told me I could get up and put my pants back on and I walked out to leave. All good except I sat in my Jeep and realized she must have left some wax on my behind because my tuchis was sticking together.

So I had to frog march my way back into the salon and announced very loudly that I needed her to fix me so my butt cheeks stopped sticking together. It was only after that very loud announcement that I noticed 2 men sitting in the lobby staring at me with horrified expressions.

So in closing, if you're going to shout about your ass sticking together you should check your audience first.

Thank you very much.

 

[snugglestruggle]

What a visual *snickers*

 

[Saint Peter]

"That is not wax."

 

[Wings]

It's purple. I know it's wax.


That wasn't a donkey either.

 

[Saint Peter]

Why not just shave it like I do?

Cheap and easy.

 

[Wings]

I thought you braided it and put beads in?

 

[Saint Peter]

I do that on my back fur.

Downstairs it is as smooth and bumpy like yours.

 

[Wings]

That sounds so sexy.

And by sexy I mean horrifying.

 

[Noor]

Let me tell you a story about my night. So it was wax day, every 4 weeks like very slow clockwork and I was looking forward to it. I'm one of those sick individuals who enjoys the pain and treats these monthly sessions like therapy.

Tonight was just like every other time except my wax girl and I were in such good moods we were cracking one another up. As I was laying on my stomach holding my butt cheeks apart we got on some stupid tangent about taints and were laughing so hard. She told me I could get up and put my pants back on and I walked out to leave. All good except I sat in my Jeep and realized she must have left some wax on my behind because my tuchis was sticking together.

So I had to frog march my way back into the salon and announced very loudly that I needed her to fix me so my butt cheeks stopped sticking together. It was only after that very loud announcement that I noticed 2 men sitting in the lobby staring at me with horrified expressions.

So in closing, if you're going to shout about your ass sticking together you should check your audience first.

Thank you very much.

I wonder what they were having done?

 

[Saint Peter]

That sounds so sexy.

And by sexy I mean horrifying.

Same with your purple butt cheese story.

 

[Saint Peter]

GoFuckYourself is going to implode.

 

[Lorilei]

Only a few dozen more!