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The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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Thanks for taking me on an awesome bike ride today!
I can't wait until next time. :D
 
"So, God/god made A Farmer."
(That God/god, also made A Farmer's Wife. But, sadly, she does not deserve the same praise and respect, that he does. Because, after all, she only gave birth to the son. She did not implant the sperm with a mighty God/god given penis. A penis that was just like God's/god's penis! Same old story. Mom was just a uterus bag, and the daughter was just a slut, who you could tell dirty jokes about. ugghhh)
 
Spending the majority of the weekend in bed for one reason or the other is why it's good to be an adult, with alternating weekends.
 
So he calls a 7:45 meeting and I struggle to get out of bed this morning, contemplating whether or not to skip it, so I'm here.....make it a good one, give me something new and exciting....or I'll be inclined to look elsewhere, perhaps move on to some other passion...
 
I'm being blessed with shoes; someone in my office with the same sized feet as me has been bringing in her shoes and asking if I want them.


I'm not even sure I'm awake lately. Blessing me with shoes is almost better than blessing me with dicks.

And I don't mean in the Simba way.


This never happened when I worked with all men. Just the dicks part.
 
Wings said:
I'm being blessed with shoes; someone in my office with the same sized feet as me has been bringing in her shoes and asking if I want them.


I'm not even sure I'm awake lately. Blessing me with shoes is almost better than blessing me with dicks.

And I don't mean in the Simba way.


This never happened when I worked with all men. Just the dicks part.
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I remember living in a house where 5 women there had the same size feet as me! It was total even, never without a cool shoe to wear. It's hard when you have somewhat unique feet ;)
 
Noor said:
I remember living in a house where 5 women there had the same size feet as me! It was total even, never without a cool shoe to wear. It's hard when you have somewhat unique feet ;)
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Well I have big feet, if I had small feet I'd topple over. I was just excited when my daughter and I started wearing the same size, now I get to add to our collection.


I might need to build another closet.
 
It's raining and cold tonight, I have beer here, think I'll stay in practice my guitar and dip in and out of lit.
 
I'm wanting to do something tonight. Which will probably involve me sitting at the bar by myself, like I prefer.

Why is that? I was asked to do something tonight and instead of sex I'd rather sit alone at the bar.

Three reasons for this: Either the guy isn't all that terrific in bed, I have a drinking problem, or the guy isn't great in bed and I have a drinking problem.
 
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