The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Saint Peter]

The prolapsed butthole lesbian vid was quite disturbing.


I think I am losing my edge.

 

[oggbashan]

Is the Bosch dishwasher worth the extra cash?

Ask the owner of a twenty-year old one. By that time you've forgotten how much extra you paid.

 

[Phelia]

Brunch date conversation: he's telling me a story about when he found a dead body in the woods.

He says "so, obviously, my fight or flight response kicks in."

And I said "oh, so you started punching it?"

I think it went really well!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Bosch white goods are pretty damn good. I don't know if they sell them in the US, but Miele are outstanding.

Just stay away from this country, and everything will be fine.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Very happy with it at the time. Can't speak to the longevity as I no longer own the home that it is in.

 

[Phelia]

My contacts have been bothering me lately, so I'm thinking more and more about going under the laser, but part of me just isn't enthusiastic about something going pew-pew into my eyeball, and another part of me likes waking up to an impressionist painting every morning.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sleepy, hungry, and weird.

Let's go.

 

[Phelia]

Sleepy, hungry, and weird.

Let's go.

Where? It's snowing again. I'd like to go somewhere without leaving. O for a muse of fire!

 

[Sean]

My contacts have been bothering me lately, so I'm thinking more and more about going under the laser, but part of me just isn't enthusiastic about something going pew-pew into my eyeball, and another part of me likes waking up to an impressionist painting every morning.

The best thing about being short sighted is that girls on the other side of the street are always pretty.

Ogden Nash

 

[Beco]

I gotta say, I haven't seen an ass like that in a long time, in fact, I'm still thinking about it....sheesh

 

[Sean]

I'm trying to find a couple of decent films to stick on my tablet for the flight but inspiration seems sadly lacking.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My contacts have been bothering me lately, so I'm thinking more and more about going under the laser, but part of me just isn't enthusiastic about something going pew-pew into my eyeball, and another part of me likes waking up to an impressionist painting every morning.

I feel the same way. I'd like to get my eyes fixed, but I've seen a lot of movies and tv shows where lasers completely blow off someone's head. That's a risk I don't know if I want to take.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Where? It's snowing again. I'd like to go somewhere without leaving. O for a muse of fire!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtSv3x6lh3o

 

[lovetoread]

I'm trying to find a couple of decent films to stick on my tablet for the flight but inspiration seems sadly lacking.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Country_bears.jpg/220px-Country_bears.jpg

 

[Laurel]

The prolapsed butthole lesbian vid was quite disturbing.


I think I am losing my edge.

I don't think that's a bad thing.

Losing the edge, I mean. Prolapsed butthole is a bad thing. To be clear.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So I'm watching the CAPS and Boston game and it's Wounded Warrior night. They've been showing this guy that lost both legs, and now has two new ones. The guy is a giant and I wondered if he was that tall, originally. Then I wondered if you are allowed to pick how tall you want to be. Then I thought I might not be thinking in a sensitive way. Now I feel bad for being a dick.

 

[yossi]

My contacts have been bothering me lately, so I'm thinking more and more about going under the laser, but part of me just isn't enthusiastic about something going pew-pew into my eyeball, and another part of me likes waking up to an impressionist painting every morning.

I've been going back and forth over LASIK for the past few years. On the one hand, it would be awesome to wake up and see clearly. On the other, I look fucking sexy in glasses, but I can't be one of those hipsters who wears frames without lenses, nor can I wear sunglasses 24/7.

First world conundrum.

 

[islandman]

You wear glasses?

I've never noticed.

 

[islandman]

I'm trying to find a couple of decent films to stick on my tablet for the flight but inspiration seems sadly lacking.

Don't bother with the new 300 movie.

It wasn't worth the bandwidth.

 

[yossi]

You wear glasses?

I've never noticed.

Old age does tend to have that effect.

 

[Wings]

Bowling and snowboarding, this might be the best day ever. Or at least this weekend.

 

[islandman]

Old age does tend to have that effect.

That's going on the list.

 

[lovetoread]

Snicker

 

[Laurel]

So I'm watching the CAPS and Boston game and it's Wounded Warrior night. They've been showing this guy that lost both legs, and now has two new ones. The guy is a giant and I wondered if he was that tall, originally. Then I wondered if you are allowed to pick how tall you want to be. Then I thought I might not be thinking in a sensitive way. Now I feel bad for being a dick.

Semi-related: I don't say this to people because some tend to get upset, but I think it's kind of unfair that people like Oscar Pistorius are/were allowed to compete against two-legged people. Not because he's a pompous asshole who shot his girlfriend to death, but because his artificial legs aren't susceptible to injury or fatigue. I feel bad for people who are born differently abled, but that sympathy/empathy doesn't mean I think he should get to go all robotic against fleshy people.

 

[Laurel]

Snicker

Reese