The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Sinny]

http://www.local10.com/news/police-charge-90yearold-man-2-pastors-with-feeding-the-homeless/29510268

beyond disgusting. land of the free? really?

Can you believe that?
Fucking Florida.

 

[Sinny]

+Fyp.

Jizz on the left one next time.

 

[Noor]

http://www.local10.com/news/police-charge-90yearold-man-2-pastors-with-feeding-the-homeless/29510268

beyond disgusting. land of the free? really?

I doubt the law will stand up in court.
There are a lot of old "blue" laws of what you can't do on a Sunday, most of them are not enforced. Someone needs to take them off the books so this kind of thing can't happen.


Texas had a law about not being able to buy or sell sex toys and that was only overthrown in 2008.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/legal-ban-on-sex-toys

It wasn't so long ago that "the Joy of Lesbian Sex" was banned in the UK.

 

[thør]

I want to have both of yers babies! Don't tell Lori I am cheating on her again. Here is a pic of my boobs:

Damn, Roadhead is one lucky SOB.

 

[Sinny]

Damn, Roadhead is one lucky SOB.

Cuz I give generous motorboats?

 

[thør]

Cuz I give generous motorboats?

I'm buying that fucker a beer.

 

[1HF]

Fuck, man. I made you mod of my vagina 4 years ago and it's like that's not even enough for you anymore.

You share it with everyone it was never really mine.

I want to have both of yers babies! Don't tell Lori I am cheating on her again. Here is a pic of my boobs:

Boobies!! We'd make gorgeous babies.

 

[dg]

Definitely the best email string of all time. I consulted a magic 8-ball.

 

[Garnate]

This one goes out to you. You fucking know who you are. You probably don't know it RIGHT NOW, but if you have any amount of intelligence left in your stupid fucking brain you'll figure it out. Motherfucker I wish you would. I WISH YOU FUCKING WOULD. Sober me wanted to say this to you earlier but she got busy so you're stuck with drunk me now. Could you possibly be a more waste of oxygen? Why don't you look for the remote to your PSwhaterver yourself since you didn't pack it up to fucking begin with and while you're at it let me survive in the dessert for a week on cactus juice so you can lick my dehydrated fucking dried out cunt you piece of shit.

You better sit your pathetic ass down and write up a whole bunch of lies now because you're fucking fucked. FUCKED. And I hope I can be there when the judge throws your worthless carcass out of the courtroom so I can dance on what's left of your miserable fucking existence you piece of horse shit. You've been nothing but a deadbeat, even when you were present and your children will always know it. They'll know their daddy is nothing more than a 12 yr old who hasn't taken care of them and never will; mostly because he can't even fucking take care of himself. FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. Your mom knows what a disgrace you are and it's about time you realize it, too.

She has and always will do better than you and I'm sure that terrifies you. Deep down where you're still a fucking human being you know it. That means she won't just be better off without you but she'll fucking thrive without you holding her down, you cancerous fuck.

I'd run your pathetic ass down in the street if I were closer. Just mow you the fuck down and do society a huge fucking favor. Saint Asswipe with his nothing life, you worthless son of a bitch.



tl;dr FUCK YOU, ya fuck.

 

[dolf]

it turns me on when you're hating

 

[thør]

Remind me not to piss certain people off.

 

[Garnate]

Definitely the best email string of all time. I consulted a magic 8-ball.

Remind me to never email you again. I can't compete. Asshole.

it turns me on when you're hating

Alcohol made me an angry motherfucker tonight; as opposed to "friendly as fuck" like it usually does.

 

[spacekowboy]

Jizz on the left one next time.

Amateurs aim for just one. I'm hitting both.

 

[dg]

Remind me to never email you again. I can't compete. Asshole.

I'll shoot you a quick email reminder.

Don't be down.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You ever listen to Acker Bilk? Well, you ever listen to Acker Bilk… ON CLARITIN?

I confess no, I haven't. Though I've heard James Galway on Benedryl is a heightened experience.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I confess no, I haven't. Though I've heard James Galway on Benedryl is a heightened experience.

You guys are good, don't get me wrong. But until you've listened to Alfred Brendel on Lemsip you have no idea.

No. Fucking. Idea. Gods, those lemony arpeggios running up and down my faintly feverish spine...

 

[Fata Morgana]

You guys are good, don't get me wrong. But until you've listened to Alfred Brendel on Lemsip you have no idea.

No. Fucking. Idea. Gods, those lemony arpeggios running up and down my faintly feverish spine...

Hahaha. Twat.

 

[lovetoread]

The stupidity runneth over.

 

[TwinkleStars]

~I don't want to.

~No.

~Should have done that before I went to bed.

 

[pete]

The stupidity runneth over.

its the human m.o.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Friendship is two way. I'm done with you.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I'm starting to like it over here.

 

[pete]

Friendship is two way. I'm done with you.

sucks, dunnit?

last year i had to nix a 2 decade friendship on the same basic principle

 

[Wings]

I punched the air this morning when I realized I left my wallet in my gym bag.



Then I realized I don't even need to go to the gym tonight because I did all that punching.


Then I realized it's just the lack of coffee that's making me extra crazy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

sucks, dunnit?

last year i had to nix a 2 decade friendship on the same basic principle

Yes but you get to the point when you realising you're the one doing all the legwork. Fuck em. Selfish cunts.