The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[IrezumiKiss]

.....

Too funny to be merely linked to.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Anyone familiar with those USB thingies they sell? The ones that go for like 30 or 40 bucks?

 

[pete]

guy on the subway platform near me either has tourette's or the LOUDEST MOST ANNOYING HICCUPS EVAR

srsly i have my ear buds on high and i can hear this fucker

 

[Garnate]

You people.....I'm this close to starting a parody thread of my own thread. This shit is bizarre.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Front row center tickets for Alice Cooper next Valentine's Day. My first ever front row seats.

Cross that off my bucket list! Life is good.

 

[Lorilei]

Front row center tickets for Alice Cooper next Valentine's Day. My first ever front row seats.

Cross that off my bucket list! Life is good.

Did you buy them on purpose?

 

[Riles]

Too many damn threads about threads.

Wait...we don't have ones of those. Quick, nobody create one of those never ending ones about what duds you're wearing!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciv09UXfm1qjff45o1_500.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://www.graydonkey.com/img/funny/blah-blah-blah-just-vote/blah-blah-blah-just-vote01.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Did you buy them on purpose?

Absolutely.

 

[pointless]

this game is gonna be a fucker.

 

[pointless]

damnit. i got itchy tingles. either i'm back on opiates or i need to get off my ass and buy a new humidifier. i'd honestly prefer the opiates.

 

[RobDownSouth]

damnit. i got itchy tingles. either i'm back on opiates or i need to get off my ass and buy a new humidifier. i'd honestly prefer the opiates.

Ah yes, I remember the opiate tingles well. Also melting clocks from dilaudid. And ceiling tiles playing tetris.

 

[pointless]

my poor ears.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I know it has been quite the joke here between a couple of people for a couple of weeks, but it has also been the topic of conversation at work. I don't understand the irrational fear of spiders. Grown men at work screaming like little girls...is funny.

 

[pointless]

I know it has been quite the joke here between a couple of people for a couple of weeks, but it has also been the topic of conversation at work. I don't understand the irrational fear of spiders. Grown men at work screaming like little girls...is funny.

indeed. especially when they are quite obviously more scared of us than we are of them.

and most of them are poisonous.

and they still run in fear when we make our presence known.

let the poor fuckers be.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1DrTKhCMAEsCzj.jpg

 

[pointless]

that lying shit could never pick up thor's hammer. i call shenanigans.

 

[Noor]

Costume corsets, ugh why did I agree to help out at the last minute? Just spent an hour fusing interfacing on 14 pieces. Next to sew them and then the lining, also 14 pieces, the casings, boning and then grommets, ugh...

 

[Bidin~Time]

indeed. especially when they are quite obviously more scared of us than we are of them.

and most of them are poisonous.

and they still run in fear when we make our presence known.

let the poor fuckers be.

^^this...up there^^

 

[AllyRose]

I know it has been quite the joke here between a couple of people for a couple of weeks, but it has also been the topic of conversation at work. I don't understand the irrational fear of spiders. Grown men at work screaming like little girls...is funny.

If I see a spider across the room... fine.

If I'm sitting down and a spider starts crawling up my arm or plops itself down onto my shoulder... I'm setting the building on fire.

 

[Bidin~Time]

If I see a spider across the room... fine.

If I'm sitting down and a spider starts crawling up my arm or plops itself down onto my shoulder... I'm setting the building on fire.

If you had a thousand children in a silk cocoon demanding all your time and energy, you'd look for a sympathetic shoulder, too. Oh, probably not the best scenario for you, huh? apologies...

 

[AllyRose]

Do I go out of my way to kill spiders? No.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I know it has been quite the joke here between a couple of people for a couple of weeks, but it has also been the topic of conversation at work. I don't understand the irrational fear of spiders. Grown men at work screaming like little girls...is funny.

They are faking it in the hope You will come over to wack the spider while they sneak a peek down you blouse.
::nods::

 

[pointless]

damn it.