The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[pointless]

where the hell did that stupid wire go? it was just here, damnit!

 

[pointless]

oh, there it is. all better.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

OMG Zumi, that's astounding.

I'm constantly enthralled by the process of turning something we normally would regard as useless, disposable or castoff into art and beauty. The tree that came from would be honored for the transformation, I think.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The white part of one of my eyeballs is all bloody.

The interwebs said it's nothing to worry about though.

 

[pointless]

i get that all the time. i think it's just the evil inside me. i really wouldn't worry about it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It seems like they could use a bulldozer to make a berm to redirect the lava around the houses.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

where the hell did that stupid wire go? it was just here, damnit!

http://i.imgur.com/03baM1F.gif

"And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."

 

[pointless]

so much more interesting than a star ship.

 

[pointless]

i once figured out that my parents like to have sex on their anniversary based on the fact that me and my sisters birthdays are two weeks apart and about nine months separated both from said anniversary. i'm a weird guy. for further proof of this obvious fact see the fact that wrong elements birthday thread made me think of this.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Good lord, it's hotter than Fata covered in Roquefort in my office this morning. I'm going to have to open a window.

 

[Garnate]

I'm in the mood for vagina today. Mainly mine. Brb

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just got an email with a pdf attachment: 120 pages of engineering drawings that print on 17" paper.

1. What kind of idiot sends that big of a file?
2. Are you too cheap to print them yourself and fedex them to me?
3. Why in the world would I have 17" paper?

I shall respond with a very sternly worded email.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good lord, it's hotter than Fata covered in Roquefort in my office this morning. I'm going to have to open a window.

Unseasonably mild here too.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Unseasonably mild here too.

I'm your huckleberry

 

[MonaLittle]

Why am I so hungry today? I want an open faced ham sammie with pickles & cheese on it and then broiled until the cheese it bubbling.

 

[thør]

I just got an email with a pdf attachment: 120 pages of engineering drawings that print on 17" paper.

1. What kind of idiot sends that big of a file?
2. Are you too cheap to print them yourself and fedex them to me?
3. Why in the world would I have 17" paper?

I shall respond with a very sternly worded email.

1. That was a small file.
2. Yes.
3. "B" size paper is the "new black". Catch up with the times.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Sigh. You should just assume all "Lint" people were "Lit" people since that's basically the reality. Especially if they're now posting here (again).

This.

Also, holy fuck Neci, I was not ready for that. But point taken.

 

[Garnate]

I would like someone to make these for me

 

[pete]

I just got an email with a pdf attachment: 120 pages of engineering drawings that print on 17" paper.

1. What kind of idiot sends that big of a file?
2. Are you too cheap to print them yourself and fedex them to me?
3. Why in the world would I have 17" paper?

I shall respond with a very sternly worded email.

a lot of architects & engineers have in-office printers that use 11x17 because sending out for 24x36 is a pain.

and emails quicker than fed ex

welcome to 2014, johnny

 

[MonaLittle]

I would like someone to make these for me

Oh, those look good. If you find a baker, please send me a few.

 

[Garnate]

Oh, those look good. If you find a baker, please send me a few.

You got it, mama.

 

[Killswitch]

a lot of architects & engineers have in-office printers that use 11x17 because sending out for 24x36 is a pain.

and emails quicker than fed ex

welcome to 2014, johnny

Do they still use fax machines too?

Sounds more like welcome to 1990.

 

[MonaLittle]

1. That was a small file.
2. Yes.
3. "B" size paper is the "new black". Catch up with the times.

a lot of architects & engineers have in-office printers that use 11x17 because sending out for 24x36 is a pain.

and emails quicker than fed ex

welcome to 2014, johnny

The "new black" is all we deal with at my work and have for a very long time.

 

[Wings]

It costs me about $400 to get a full set of plans printed. It costs me about $40 to print a 11x17 set.

 

[MonaLittle]

You got it, mama.

Extra Love for hand delivering the goodies.