JohnnySavage
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Yea, I ran across the yard waving my arms and going, "SHOO SHOO SHOOO!" Pretty typical Friday night for me.
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Yea, I ran across the yard waving my arms and going, "SHOO SHOO SHOOO!" Pretty typical Friday night for me.
Aquagal
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Did you invite her in?
JohnnySavage
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No, I had a big meal and didn't feel like entertaining.
Aquagal
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Nap time
parodyluvr75
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I get possums and raccoons, I understand.
Aquagal
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I just can't SHOO SHOO SHOO the bears and moose out of the yard.
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You can. You just have to SHOO them with a .357.
Aquagal
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It's not hunting season anymore.
I have shot a moose with rubber bullets before. Damn thing was hanging around outside the house by the car for hours and I had places to go.
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Those are some big pests. The raccoons and possums aren't scared of people, I have to yell and stomp my feet or throw water on them. I don't think that would work for a bear, just piss them off.
JohnnySavage
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Lots of bears back home, but I've never seen one here. I have deer like crazy though... guess they aren't the same as a moose.
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Isnt he the guy who tallies your bananas?
♫♫ Hey Mistah Kennyman, tally me bananas! ♫♫
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I wanna be one of them women who shit rose petals because they are so perfect.
Fucking asshole.
Being a woman doesn't mean you cant be one.
Fucking asshole.
Being a woman doesn't mean you cant be one.
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Too much SouthPark?
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sit on france.
i heard someone slapped him three times and told him they were insulted french art had not been put in the plaza. i always thought ass plugs originated in france, even if the manufacturer is american.
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Hurricane Gonzalo nails Bermuda with a direct hit:
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An average newborn moose weighs as much as an average adult whitetail doe.
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When states adopt Common Core curriculum in schools, vital information like this is lost...
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That is my backyard.
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AllyRose
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Not lost, just relegated to Snapple caps.
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Not even if you moved your hand.
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My sister was in a car accident today while driving with an expired license. The officer told her she can't drive her car. I give him my girly charm and say, "but when you leave officer, what if she just follows me two miles to my house and I promise to take her to renew her license? Could we do that?"
He smirked and said, "I'm leaving now". Didn't even give her a ticket!
He smirked and said, "I'm leaving now". Didn't even give her a ticket!
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