The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[pointless]

long hike
nails
bath


Ruby is toast.

Pete's house smells like ass.

did she take her love to town? that bitch!

 

[Saint Peter]

did she take her love to town? that bitch!

Talk like that will get your ass kicked.

 

[Wings]

According to the Ginger, our house doesn't smell like ass. But the dog isn't clean yet either.

 

[pointless]

Talk like that will get your ass kicked.

hey, talk to kenny, man.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Percy Harvin must have really pissed off the Seahawks organization. To the Jets for a draft pick?

Damn.

 

[spacekowboy]

Percy Harvin must have really pissed off the Seahawks organization. To the Jets for a draft pick?

Damn.

Time to suit up!

 

[yossi]

I'm tired of being the passenger. I'd rather be driving.

I have to go back to work tomorrow which gives me mixed feelings.

 

[Saint Peter]

hey, talk to kenny, man.

Who is kennyman?

 

[Saint Peter]

Time to suit up!

http://seattletimes.com/ABPub/2011/04/01/2013876960.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

I don't know what to do.

Should I go back to bed? Play a game? Work on my puzzle?

I think I'll go back to bed. Nothing worth staying awake for right now. *sighs* I need a life.

 

[Wings]

You know what freaks me out?



I am the only person in my household of 6 that has a full time job. Fuck.

 

[trysail]

Bermuda Weather:

Marine Synopsis - While the eye of Gonzalo may bring a very brief lull in winds, DO NOT GO OUT INTO THE EYE, as destructive hurricane force winds will return very rapidly. Destructive hurricane force winds are moving into the area this evening with the most extreme and dangerous winds expected soon after nightfall. Seas continue to build 30-40 feet with dangerous waves, swell and surge in advance of a 5PM high tide.

Tonight - Winds east-southeasterly 55 to 65 knots gusts to 90 knots, increasing 90 to 100 knots, gust 120 knots in elevated areas, expect a lull during mid-late evening before increasing west-southwesterly 90 knots, gust 120 knots in elevated areas, easing westerly 45 to 55 knots gust 65 knots around midnight, then 25 to 30 knots gust 45 knots late night... Widespread rain and showers with isolated thunderstorms and poor to very poor visibility, becoming scattered overnight... Seas inside the reef 4 to 7 ft... Outside the reef 30 to 40 ft, decreasing during the night... Sunset: 6:44 pm.​

Bermuda Wind Speeds



http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/plot_met.php?station=bepb6&meas=wgst&uom=E&time_diff=-4&time_label=EDT

http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/plot_wind_pres.php?station=bepb6&uom=E&time_diff=-4&time_label=EDT


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[Saint Peter]

You know what freaks me out?



I am the only person in my household of 6 that has a full time job. Fuck.

Thanks Obama!

 

[ryan8558]

You know what freaks me out?



I am the only person in my household of 6 that has a full time job. Fuck.

Yep, being responsible sucks.

 

[Disgustipated]

Percy Harvin must have really pissed off the Seahawks organization. To the Jets for a draft pick?

Damn.

A conditional pick at that.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

He Who Must Be Obeyed bought a kitchen tool. It is a curious item.
It makes delicate, elongated shreds of a cucumber. Fine as Angel hair pasta.

I used it on a russet spud. Long shreds streamed from the starchy veg. It was an easy task.

This could be dangerous in the
Right/Wrong hands.

Sadist's Dream ?

 

[Wings]

Thanks Obama!

Yep, being responsible sucks.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Percy Harvin must have really pissed off the Seahawks organization. To the Jets for a draft pick?

Damn.

NO Kidding....and a "second to fourth round" pick?

Ole Percy must've seriously screwed the pooch up there.

 

[Saint Peter]

He Who Must Be Obeyed

Harsh!

 

[Saint Peter]

I am hungry and there is no food in this house.

 

[pete]

You know what freaks me out?

I am the only person in my household of 6 that has a full time job. Fuck.

no pressure or anything.
you lose your job, everyone starves and dies.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

My forehead, His xiphoid process. He is much taller than I am.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

It is a cashless society, and there are plenty of ways to ask for what you want.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I came home from dinner tonight and a fox was chasing my cat around the yard.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I came home from dinner tonight and a fox was chasing my cat around the yard.

Did you scare it off?