The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[pete]

I think the people that act the way they do on Lit do act that way in real life. They're the ones that sit around reading National Enquirer and attend Westboro Baptist Church.

really?

i've always thought that many people use internet forums as a way to let their most extreme views out for air, and say things they may feel but would never utter out loud, or even act on in real life.

then again, i'm an optimist, so...

 

[AllyRose]

it would need to be a lot of linguine and the sauce would be hell to wash out of your hair, but if that's how you roll then, by all means, roll.

I LOVE PASTA FAGIOLI!

 

[yossi]

Shoe shopping.

 

[spacekowboy]

Shoe shopping.

If you're getting Chuck T's, I might have to bang you.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Some people shouldn't make fun of other people's eating rituals.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So since I've decided to be a productive member of society and get a job, I'm finding that you no longer go to the office and ask the guy that looks to be in charge for a job.

You have to submit all this stuff on the interwebs. If you don't submit each and every piece of nonsense requested, they just delete you. A sticking point seems to be college transcripts. Well I have five degrees and have been filling out these asinine on-line transcript request forms all day. I finally got to the last one, and of course, they only do it by mail.

FFS now I have to find a stamp!

 

[AllyRose]

So since I've decided to be a productive member of society and get a job, I'm finding that you no longer go to the office and ask the guy that looks to be in charge for a job.

You have to submit all this stuff on the interwebs. If you don't submit each and every piece of nonsense requested, they just delete you. A sticking point seems to be college transcripts. Well I have five degrees and have been filling out these asinine on-line transcript request forms all day. I finally got to the last one, and of course, they only do it by mail.

FFS now I have to find a stamp!

Where are you applying to? O_O

 

[dolf]

*laughing at people who sleep in pasta*

 

[JohnnySavage]

Where are you applying to? O_O

I want a government job.

I have a brown blazer, blue pants, yellow shirt and green tie, so I'm sure I would fit in!!!

 

[AllyRose]

Do you wear glasses?

 

[Wings]

Shoe shopping.

What are you buying???


I just picked up another pair of Fluevog boots.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Do you wear glasses?

Just for reading... my reading glasses are hooked to my neck with a loop of fishing line.

 

[AllyRose]

Well, sounds like you'll either get that job, or be recommended for Church Lady's assistant.

 

[yossi]

If you're getting Chuck T's, I might have to bang you.

More like window shoe shopping since I have no money, but chucks look odd/ like a boat on me. I have long feet.

 

[RobDownSouth]

More like window shoe shopping since I have no money, but chucks look odd/ like a boat on me. I have long feet.

They're called "Tweety Feet".

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41589_252828777558_6699_n.jpg

 

[yossi]

I have excellent balance. They come in handy for that.

 

[spacekowboy]

More like window shoe shopping since I have no money, but chucks look odd/ like a boat on me. I have long feet.

I wear 13s and they resemble clown shoes on me but I still wear them because they are awesome like a thousand hot dogs.


Just don't get them in red.

 

[butters]

Why does nobody remember 'button moon'

Starting to believe that I just made it up.

i do
it was cute

we've been to button moon,
we followed mr spoon.
button mo-on, button mo-on.
button moon, be cack soon.
button moon.

she does toooooo!

 

[snugglestruggle]

So since I've decided to be a productive member of society and get a job, I'm finding that you no longer go to the office and ask the guy that looks to be in charge for a job.

You have to submit all this stuff on the interwebs. If you don't submit each and every piece of nonsense requested, they just delete you. A sticking point seems to be college transcripts. Well I have five degrees and have been filling out these asinine on-line transcript request forms all day. I finally got to the last one, and of course, they only do it by mail.

FFS now I have to find a stamp!

Welcome back to the not so fun Matrix

 

[thør]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Fo3fIIUAAYicU.jpg

Eeewwwww.

 

[trysail]

I'd almost managed to forget that story until...
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Fo3fIIUAAYicU.jpg

Eeewwwww.

 

[Wings]

Mine look like clown feet. I'm okay with that.

 

[Aquagal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Fo3fIIUAAYicU.jpg

Eeewwwww.

For those of us that don't know what those are...what are those?

 

[dolf]

For those of us that don't know what those are...what are those?

frozen poo pills. full of frozen poo.

 

[dolf]

antibiotics & other drugs can kill your gut bacteria. without them you can't digest and you're prone to infection. poo pills put the bugs back.