The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Fata Morgana]

My yard is almost an acre. If it were a garden, I'd be a farmer!

If I'm to be a farmer's wife I need a more ruddy complexion.

 

[Sean]

Yard.

IMG]http://www.lockflow.com/sites/default/files/articles/14762.jpg[/IMG]

Garden!

IMG]http://www.gardens.com/Vegetable%20Garden.jpg[/IMG]

Those are both gardens.

 

[butters]

My yard is almost an acre. If it were a garden, I'd be a farmer!

lol

more your typical back yard http://media.rightmove.co.uk/97k/96668/31882275/96668_4068512082014_IMG_08_0000.JPG but plenty have been prettied up nowadays with potted plants and stuff

 

[JohnnySavage]

If I'm to be a farmer's wife I need a more ruddy complexion.

There's really no point in having my own garden as my neighbor has one and he goes to bed early.

 

[Lorilei]

Those are both gardens.

Nuh-uh.

 

[butters]

Yard.

http://www.lockflow.com/sites/default/files/articles/14762.jpg

Garden!

http://www.gardens.com/Vegetable%20Garden.jpg

i'm going to have to learn lots of new meanings when i get over to tennessee - otherwise i'm gonna be making some faux-pas

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yards are hard.

Those are both gardens. First one garden or lawn. Second one vegetable garden or patch. Yard would be concrete only.

 

[JohnnySavage]

i'm going to have to learn lots of new meanings when i get over to tennessee - otherwise i'm gonna be making some faux-pas

Perhaps, but at least you won't need shoes!

 

[butters]

The oldest allotments in Britain are in St Ann's Nottingham. Some go back to 1604.

really? wow, makes good sense though. these 'mericans with their sprawling 'yards' don't understand the handkerchief sizes of our gardens (less'n we're lucky) and little houses.

If I'm to be a farmer's wife I need a more ruddy complexion.

c'mere -let me slap some colour into your cheeks

Perhaps, but at least you won't need shoes!

as it happens, walking barefoot in the grass is one of my favourite things

 

[Fata Morgana]

Johnny I have two sheds.

 

[butters]

Yards are hard.

Those are both gardens. First one garden or lawn. Second one vegetable garden or patch. Yard would be concrete only.

''ard. fookin' 'ard

 

[Fata Morgana]

''ard. fookin' 'ard

'ard! Like Ray Winstone 'ard! Like Colman's Mustard 'ard!

 

[ryan8558]

This is also a yard.

http://content.thoughtequity.com.edgesuite.net/tem/warehouse/808/944/5/8089445_003_lt.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

really? wow, makes good sense though. these 'mericans with their sprawling 'yards' don't understand the handkerchief sizes of our gardens (less'n we're lucky) and little houses.
c'mere -let me slap some colour into your cheeks







as it happens, walking barefoot in the grass is one of my favourite things

Get in line sister!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny I have two sheds.

I have a shed and a statue of an angel. And a bench so you can sit and contemplate the angel.

 

[butters]

'ard! Like Ray Winstone 'ard! Like Colman's Mustard 'ard!

harry's partial to a bit of colman's - not sure he was quite as keen on marmite though

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have a shed and a statue of an angel. And a bench so you can sit and contemplate the angel.

I have a bench too. And a statue of a faun playing the flute and a stone Green Man's head. Nice little garden really. Try not to venture into the sheds cos of the huge spiders though.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here is out my bedroom window just now.

See the baby deer in the yard?

http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n487/johnnysavage1/IMG_0246.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

harry's partial to a bit of colman's - not sure he was quite as keen on marmite though

You can't beat it. Do you remember the powdered stuff in the seventies? Marmite I can't abide though.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Here is out my bedroom window just now.

See the baby deer in the yard?

http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n487/johnnysavage1/IMG_0246.jpg

Aah how lovely!

 

[pete]

Here is out my bedroom window just now.

See the baby deer in the yard?

http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n487/johnnysavage1/IMG_0246.jpg

perfect!
let me just grab my compound bow, veeeeeeery slooooooowly…..

 

[Wings]

Is that fawn dead?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Is that fawn dead?

No, it's just waiting for mom to have a lick from the salt lick I keep up.

 

[Wings]

No, it's just waiting for mom to have a lick from the salt lick I keep up.

Whew, okay. We had a lot of fawns this year.

 

[cjh]

Yards are hard.

Those are both gardens. First one garden or lawn. Second one vegetable garden or patch. Yard would be concrete only.

That's silly.

Yardbirds don't yardbird about on concrete.