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my nose has felt tender all day, i mean like bruised tender - i must have smacked it one in my sleep!![]()
Come on let's go for a red hot curry, that'll sort it out.

no i can't do the vindaloos and above, i have delicate oral membranes
now any of these... nom nom
- Korma - mild, yellow in colour, with almond and coconut powder
- Curry - medium, brown, gravy-like sauce
- Dupiaza/Dopiaza - medium curry the word means "double onion" referring to the boiled and fried onions used as its primary ingredient.
- Pasanda - a mild curry sauce made with cream, coconut milk, and almonds.
- Roghan Josh (from "Roghan" (fat) and "Josh" (energy/heat - which as in English may refer to either 'spiciness' or temperature)) - medium, with tomatoes
- Bhuna - medium, thick sauce, some vegetables
- Dhansak - medium/hot, sweet and sour sauce with lentils (originally a Parsi dish). This dish often also contains pineapple.
- Madras - fairly hot curry, red in colour and with heavy use of chili powder
- Patia - generally similar to a Madras with lemon juice and tomato purée
- Jalfrezi - onion, green chili and a thick sauce
no i can't do the vindaloos and above, i have delicate oral membranes
now any of these... nom nom
- Roghan Josh (from "Roghan" (fat) and "Josh" (energy/heat - which as in English may refer to either 'spiciness' or temperature)) - medium, with tomatoes
- Bhuna - medium, thick sauce, some vegetables
- Dhansak - medium/hot, sweet and sour sauce with lentils (originally a Parsi dish). This dish often also contains pineapple.
- Madras - fairly hot curry, red in colour and with heavy use of chili powder
- Patia - generally similar to a Madras with lemon juice and tomato purée
- Jalfrezi - onion, green chili and a thick sauce
Have they stopped?
i'm a heathen. i love a delicate, creamy, coconutty korma with a peshwari naan *nods* if i have to take it underground i shall, but i refuse to forego one of life's pleasures.Any of these are fine. But Korma shouldn't be allowed in any civilised country.
i'm a heathen. i love a delicate, creamy, coconutty korma with a peshwari naan *nods* if i have to take it underground i shall, but i refuse to forego one of life's pleasures.
this. but with a mountain of lime pickle.
You don't know the first goddamn thing about me. So kindly take your ignorant-as-fuck opinions and your ill-conceive assumptions and go eat a bucket of dicks.
There are five Indian/Pakistani restaurants in my small town and four take-away only outlets.
Each one has a distinctive approach to the curry standards, and their own speciality dishes. I could eat a different version of Madras, or any of the other main UK versions of curry, every night for more than a week.
But Birmingham is the place to visit for curry heaven.
Southall in West London. Or Bradford.
My snoring woke me up.