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*sigh*
Hey! I've been good apart from work. Put an official complaint in against Phil The Stinking Cunt for being the boss from hell. Valentine's Day I can't even remember now but I did nowt except post shit on here and read! I had a brilliant day afterwards though in Nottingham when I bought a shedload of new books and had dinner at Jamie Oliver's restaurant. And guess what I had...pavlova! My god it was to die for. The fruits were soaked in limoncello and it was sprinkled with this peanut brittle type stuff. Really creamy so it made you go oooh and really tarty so it made your ears laugh. Now I'm a little in love with Jamie so fuck you Nigella with your heaving bosom and perfectly sculpted eyebrows.
Hawaii eh? The bloody heat would kill me.I suppose I could lay under the air con and shout CUNTS! to the rest of you whilst you're out doing sunloving stuff.
Okay I'm in!

Good morning. Sorry, I fell back to sleep again. Monday morning. Groan.
You put in a complaint? Shit. I want to hear all about it.
Hawaii? Maui...
got socks?![]()
We're stopping in Hawaii for a few days. I'm really excited about it.
First time to the states.
Yuk, I'm dreading tomorrow already. But shithead isn't in til Wednesday at least.

Is this a good time to mention how much I like my job?
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You are very lucky. And in the minority! I don't mind my job and I work with some good folks. But he's been a thorn in my fucking side since 2005. So many members of staff left because of him. I just wish he'd die in a fire.
I'm off to Winterfell for a few hours. Have a lovely week over yonder.![]()
You are very lucky. And in the minority! I don't mind my job and I work with some good folks. But he's been a thorn in my fucking side since 2005. So many members of staff left because of him. I just wish he'd die in a fire.
I'm off to Winterfell for a few hours. Have a lovely week over yonder.![]()

I intend to send you home with a full cooler of yumminess and an empty ball sack.
Fair warning.
We're stopping in Hawaii for a few days. I'm really excited about it.
First time to the states.
