The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

[cleaver]

carlo took it badly.
he looked again to find in the message something that was obviously not there...
thin foam at the corners where his lips met
and a deep sigh.

myrna would have caved just then.
carlo grunted and pushed harder.
if here name were myrna, then myrna,
uuuuunh....
myrna.
that's fine.
it could'a been anybody
with those toys
just then...

carlo was happy being blind.

 

[pointless]

ugh. silly motherfuckers.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Baby was not put in a corner, tonight.
She was ice dancing, at the 2014 Olympics!

 

[pointless]

i think i need to stop going there. every time i see that thread i read it and every time i read it i have to bite down hard on my urge to call them all idiots for taking that stupid ass "article" seriously even though it's just some wank fodder written by an idiot. i mean, if it were here i'd just say, but there... man, it just aint worth the hassle, so instead i vent here where you douchebags have no fucking clue what i'm talking about.

 

[Phelia]

Tingly.

 

[pete]

i should not have driven home

 

[Chainzz]

dammit.
Bubba shot the jukebox.
Bastard.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Because some days you wake with an irrepressible need to beat something.

 

[Wings]

*raises hand*

 

[Byron In Exile]

Jesse Pinkman: "Yeah, well, heil Hitler, bitch!"

 

[Worm]

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[Saint Peter]

Fuck.

 

[Mr Noone]

*raises hand*

*sigh*

 

[Lorilei]

Woke up at 7, decided that was too early to get up on a Sunday morning and to sleep for about another half hour, then woke up at 10.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Are you borderline insane?

Just curious.

Not being mean.

You're just out there in Fata land.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want Jaime Lannister to pound my nethers like a veal cutlet. Not in season 1 when he's all blonde and clean and cock sure, but when he's defeated, covered in mud and minus a hand.

How all men should be!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Fata, I just watched what you are (dreaming of ? fantasizing about ?) last night.
Season 3 with no interruptions!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I left! Wait. I left until just now! When I'm bored I might visit again. I'm posting because I've missed you. Seriously. How are you? How've you been? What's new in Fata's world? What's hot and what's not? How was your Valentine's?

I've been busy. What have I been doing...

I went to Wet'n'Wild with a heap of my fave girls yesterday. What a fun day. It was overcast and sunny, overcast and sunny, you know? So one minute I was shivering and my lips were turning blue, the next I was getting burnt.

I got into a little bit of trouble. I was just playing nicely on my favourite ride (you just jump in a tube and float around lol) and the meanie man blew his whistle at me for having more than one tube.

I've been having a blast. I thought of you last night. A and I went out for dinner and I ordered the pav for dessert. I though, 'Fata likes pav. She would love this pav'. Oh and it was so good. Crusty and soft and sweet and passionfruit conserve drizzled over fresh fruit with whipped cream.... and ohhhhhh.

And guess what? I made a booking! Wanna come to Hawaii? We're going to Hawaii via Bora Bora etc in October! YAY!

Come you cunt!

Hey! I've been good apart from work. Put an official complaint in against Phil The Stinking Cunt for being the boss from hell. Valentine's Day I can't even remember now but I did nowt except post shit on here and read! I had a brilliant day afterwards though in Nottingham when I bought a shedload of new books and had dinner at Jamie Oliver's restaurant. And guess what I had...pavlova! My god it was to die for. The fruits were soaked in limoncello and it was sprinkled with this peanut brittle type stuff. Really creamy so it made you go oooh and really tarty so it made your ears laugh. Now I'm a little in love with Jamie so fuck you Nigella with your heaving bosom and perfectly sculpted eyebrows.

Hawaii eh? The bloody heat would kill me. I suppose I could lay under the air con and shout CUNTS! to the rest of you whilst you're out doing sunloving stuff.

Okay I'm in!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata, I just watched what you are (dreaming of ? fantasizing about ?) last night.
Season 3 with no interruptions!

I've had to calm myself because I don't want to finish the whole season so quickly. Half way through it and am really loving this season. I just wish there were more episodes in them. I mean we get fucking 24 episodes in Supernatural for chrissakes.

I want to dress like Cersei for work. Well. All the time really.

 

[Beco]

Its 55 degrees today, but I see 30's by next Friday...............fuck off

 

[dolf]

I want to know what the official complaint was.
and if the word 'cunt' was used.

 

[cleaver]

the fluffy bunny moniker
has me short of breath;
not quite sure
whether i am to gag, laugh, guffaw...
or just continue to hold my breath...

i know.

the h drop was seemingly a bombshell when it hit...

this one's more of...
a pre-dilation heavy push....

welcome
fluffy bunny?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to know what the official complaint was.
and if the word 'cunt' was used.

Nope. When I'm that serious I never swear.

Will PM you.

 

[cleaver]

she would be cleansed of this, she swore
no matter how many
or even who's
words
would have to be murdered...

ellen was pissed.
it would be her way.

 

[pointless]

so i looked up that divergent thing because they keep playing the trailer. it sounds really stupid. here's hoping it's another bomb so maybe they'll finally fuck off with all these idiotic ya adaptations.