The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

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So the two states that have legalised marijuana are going to the Superbowl. Hmm...
 
So the two states that have legalised marijuana are going to the Superbowl. Hmm...

Don't read too much into that. According to Nancy Grace, people "on pot" murder entire families. The Super Bowl is probably going to be a massacre.
 
Don't read too much into that. According to Nancy Grace, people "on pot" murder entire families. The Super Bowl is probably going to be a massacre.

I had to ask LTR who the hell Nancy Grace was.
 
Don't read too much into that. According to Nancy Grace, people "on pot" murder entire families. The Super Bowl is probably going to be a massacre.

I usually watch it for the commericals, but I'll definitely watch it for that! Our very own Hunger Games.

BTW, who's in the Super Bowl this year? Is it decided?
 
I usually watch it for the commericals, but I'll definitely watch it for that! Our very own Hunger Games.

BTW, who's in the Super Bowl this year? Is it decided?

Lolz at the Hunger Games. Or maybe "The Munchies Games?" :D

Broncos and Seahawks. Once my Chargers were out of it, this became the matchup I wanted to see. Also, the commercials.
 
Getting taller, looking at keyboards and sleeping in 3 hrs increments, it's only a matter of time ;) :rose:
 
I think what it really comes down to is I'm scared that I'll be replaced.

And I don't want to be.
 
So we're enjoying a packet of mixed nuts together when I (as I sometimes do for whatever reason) decided to inhale some of my food rather than eat it. I reassure Manu as I'm coughing, tell him I'm fine, just inhaled a bit of nut dust into my lungs. He nods, "Yeah, but that's better than lung dust on my nuts," then he raises an eyebrow and continues, "Or maybe not." This causes me to snort with laughter, driving the food further into my lungs, causing me to cough harder, which makes me laugh, and it's a vicious circle of coughing/laughing/spitting.

So if I ever do choke to death, you all will know who's to blame.
 
So we're enjoying a packet of mixed nuts together when I (as I sometimes do for whatever reason) decided to inhale some of my food rather than eat it. I reassure Manu as I'm coughing, tell him I'm fine, just inhaled a bit of nut dust into my lungs. He nods, "Yeah, but that's better than lung dust on my nuts," then he raises an eyebrow and continues, "Or maybe not." This causes me to snort with laughter, driving the food further into my lungs, causing me to cough harder, which makes me laugh, and it's a vicious circle of coughing/laughing/spitting.

So if I ever do choke to death, you all will know who's to blame.


Make sure he has instruction on how to perform the Heimlich maneuver.


http://www.webmd.com/first-aid/tc/h...and-children-older-than-1-year-topic-overview

http://www.mayoclinic.org/first-aid/first-aid/basics/ART-20056612




We can't do without you.


 
I've already wasted the morning working on this short story....which I'll just save to my hard drive and start another one....must get out of the house to the gym, gottta go....must go
 
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