The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[dolf]

I need handbags.

 

[IhateClowns]

Is there a better way to spend 30 minutes than raking a stick through your shoe tread trying to get all of the dog shit off of it? So much fun. Especially when you dig to hard and it slides through a lot quicker than expected causing shit to fling off the end of it. That game of patting yourself down making sure it didn't land on you is such a hoot.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[islandman]

Is there a better way to spend 30 minutes than raking a stick through your shoe tread trying to get all of the dog shit off of it? So much fun. Especially when you dig to hard and it slides through a lot quicker than expected causing shit to fling off the end of it. That game of patting yourself down making sure it didn't land on you is such a hoot.

As a dog-owner, I offer the following time-tested solution:

Take shoe outside; present tread and angle away from you; use outside hose to wash tread (water pressure is your friend); start at heel and work down to toe.

Ta da!

P.S. - careful with the water pressure!

 

[IhateClowns]

As a dog-owner, I offer the following time-tested solution:

Take shoe outside; present tread and angle away from you; use outside hose to wash tread (water pressure is your friend); start at heel and work down to toe.

Ta da!

P.S. - careful with the water pressure!

That's a good idea although I have the faucets covered from the big freeze and the hose is put away. I suppose to could have gone to a car wash and power sprayed them from a distance. A dollar would have been worth it.

 

[Beco]

I'm living on pills.

I'm beginning to worry about the back, it's not lasted this long since the original boo boo happening.

Stop with the weird sexual positions.....until it heals. Just saying

 

[butters]

I'm living on pills.

I'm beginning to worry about the back, it's not lasted this long since the original boo boo happening.

 

[girlsmiley]

Some people choose to read into things a lot more than I do. Perhaps it's a personality thing. Like, they can be arsed, where I just don't give a shit. I don't see the point in getting involved in something that doesn't interest me in the slightest.

 

[Wings]

Sometimes I'm all "Why am I dating a guy who's so much younger than me?" and then he goes and shows me.

Silly me.

 

[neci]

swiss style peace talks

 

[yossi]

Maybe if the shit you're saving wasn't trash, I would fucking know not to throw it away. Just saying.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sometimes I'm all "Why am I dating a guy who's so much younger than me?" and then he goes and shows me.

Silly me.

Is he on vacation with you?

 

[Sinny]

Not one of you fuckers has a dinner suggestion for me? Fine. I am making brown rice and black beans.

 

[pete]

Not one of you fuckers has a dinner suggestion for me? Fine. I am making brown rice and black beans.

hey how about rice & beans?

(sorry for the late suggestion)

 

[Wings]

Is he on vacation with you?

Nope.

 

[Sinny]

hey how about rice & beans?

(sorry for the late suggestion)

Heh. I have to start the rice now. It takes sooooo damn long to make brown rice. Like almost a whole hour! #firstworldwhinybitches

Nope.

Hey, why am I not on vacation with you. You coulda smuggled me in with yer boobs.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Nope.

Awww...still I hope you are having fun!!

 

[Mr Noone]

Not one of you fuckers has a dinner suggestion for me? Fine. I am making brown rice and black beans.

I had some cheese ravioli with hot Italian sausage and peas. Nice.

 

[Wings]

Heh. I have to start the rice now. It takes sooooo damn long to make brown rice. Like almost a whole hour! #firstworldwhinybitches



Hey, why am I not on vacation with you. You coulda smuggled me in with yer boobs.

I wish you were! It's kinda lonely being the only adult here. I miss the man, I miss my dog and sometimes the cat. And I'm fucking nuts for flying across the country with 2 kids by myself. *breathe*

Okay, I'm done freaking out now.

Awww...still I hope you are having fun!!

I am.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I wish you were! It's kinda lonely being the only adult here. I miss the man, I miss my dog and sometimes the cat. And I'm fucking nuts for flying across the country with 2 kids by myself. *breathe*

Okay, I'm done freaking out now.



I am.

You are so brave!! I bet your chitlins love you for what you're doing with them. I'd be missing my dogs, too, though.

Glad you're having fun!

 

[Sinny]

I had some cheese ravioli with hot Italian sausage and peas. Nice.

My rice and beans are going to be sooooo boring. I just ate a piece of fudge, though, so I need to cancel out all that butter and sugar.

I wish you were! It's kinda lonely being the only adult here. I miss the man, I miss my dog and sometimes the cat. And I'm fucking nuts for flying across the country with 2 kids by myself. *breathe*

Okay, I'm done freaking out now.



I am.

Being a single parent blows, we both have evidence of that, knowwhatimsayinsistah? At least when I travel across the country with the child, I only have to deal with one. Breathe! And let the little one swim or run until he's ready to pass out.

 

[Not Normal]

hey how about rice & beans?

(sorry for the late suggestion)

I hear it's good with black beans.

 

[neci]

I need energy.

 

[pete]

Heh. I have to start the rice now. It takes sooooo damn long to make brown rice. Like almost a whole hour! #firstworldwhinybitches



Hey, why am I not on vacation with you. You coulda smuggled me in with yer boobs.

you need a rice maker. pour it in, add water, pish a button.... bam!

 

[thør]

Not one of you fuckers has a dinner suggestion for me? Fine. I am making brown rice and black beans.

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