The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[lovetoread]

I should mention I said that all in a southern hick voice.

 

[dolf]

I should mention I said that all in a southern hick voice.

I love you the mostest

 

[bg23]

well, you know, my closest impression of one anyway

i am not sure i was terribly successful

 

[evesdream]

This is what happened yesterday.

My tweeps already know about the event with the panda hat and the child movie ticket - you know, I showed up to the movie theatre with my guy and the chick gives me a Child's Admission

So it's now like a running joke that he's my dad every time I put on the panda hat

Yesterday we had a pregnancy scare and went out to get a pregnancy test

I put on the panda hat, and he said, "Oh god, you can't wear that to go get a pregnancy test."

I looked at him and said, "Why daddy! What you do to me! Why you touch me and now my belly big!"

He took my panda hat away from me.

I laughed so hard, my cat done run off.

 

[Sunshine]

A x-mas miracle! My children running to me with excitement and jumping up and down ~ and what have they found in the Lego Christmas set they assemble each year on Christmas Eve? My missing Toyota Prius key that was going to cost me $500. to replace when I turn in the lease.


I'm blaming the kitty. Buddy notoriously bats important things off the counter.

So happy!! I looked for that key for a year!

 

[pete]

A x-mas miracle! My children running to me with excitement and jumping up and down ~ and what have they found in the Lego Christmas set they assemble each year on Christmas Eve? My missing Toyota Prius key that was going to cost me $500. to replace when I turn in the lease.


I'm blaming the kitty. Buddy notoriously bats important things off the counter.

So happy!! I looked for that key for a year!

brilliant!

 

[thør]

"CONCORD, N.H. - New Hampshire U.S. Rep. Annie Kuster says hunters who donate wild game to food banks should be eligible for a tax deduction to cover the costs of processing.

The bill she's introduced with U.S. Rep. Don Young of Alaska also would provide tax credits for processors who take part in charitable donation programs, and protect against the use of spoiled meat for charitable donations.

Currently, New Hampshire hunters who donate wild game to the New Hampshire Food Bank can have their meat processed for free at Lemay & Sons Beef in Goffstown. However, hunters who can't travel all the way to Goffstown, like some of those who live in the North Country, or those have their meat processed out of state don't have that option."

No, No, No!

Let's not be out killing stuff you aren't going to eat. If you're one of "those" hunters who only wants a head on your wall, there's no reason for the gov't to subsidize your hunt.

 

[Laurel]

This is what happened yesterday.

My tweeps already know about the event with the panda hat and the child movie ticket - you know, I showed up to the movie theatre with my guy and the chick gives me a Child's Admission

So it's now like a running joke that he's my dad every time I put on the panda hat

Yesterday we had a pregnancy scare and went out to get a pregnancy test

I put on the panda hat, and he said, "Oh god, you can't wear that to go get a pregnancy test."

I looked at him and said, "Why daddy! What you do to me! Why you touch me and now my belly big!"

He took my panda hat away from me.

Aaahh I'm dying now!!

 

[Laurel]

A x-mas miracle! My children running to me with excitement and jumping up and down ~ and what have they found in the Lego Christmas set they assemble each year on Christmas Eve? My missing Toyota Prius key that was going to cost me $500. to replace when I turn in the lease.


I'm blaming the kitty. Buddy notoriously bats important things off the counter.

So happy!! I looked for that key for a year!

That's an awesome feeling!

 

[pointless]

i wish i had a panda hat.

 

[Farrah]

+1

But it's still a really funny story, beeg.

 

[lovetoread]

I would never wear silly hats.

 

[Farrah]

Liar.

 

[pointless]

they're the only kind of hats i'd ever consider wearing.

 

[Farrah]

Y'all are making me ridiculously happy this morning.

 

[JohnnySavage]

"CONCORD, N.H. - New Hampshire U.S. Rep. Annie Kuster says hunters who donate wild game to food banks should be eligible for a tax deduction to cover the costs of processing.

The bill she's introduced with U.S. Rep. Don Young of Alaska also would provide tax credits for processors who take part in charitable donation programs, and protect against the use of spoiled meat for charitable donations.

Currently, New Hampshire hunters who donate wild game to the New Hampshire Food Bank can have their meat processed for free at Lemay & Sons Beef in Goffstown. However, hunters who can't travel all the way to Goffstown, like some of those who live in the North Country, or those have their meat processed out of state don't have that option."

No, No, No!

Let's not be out killing stuff you aren't going to eat. If you're one of "those" hunters who only wants a head on your wall, there's no reason for the gov't to subsidize your hunt.

Can't travel all the way to Goffstown???

New Hampshire is only about 1/2 and inch long on my map.

 

[unregistered]

 

[thør]

i wish i had a panda hat.

First, you need a panda.

 

[Laurel]

First, you need a panda.

Only one?

What if your head is really big?

Asking for a friend.

 

[pete]

Y'all are making me ridiculously happy this morning.

you deserve ridiculously happy.

 

[pointless]

monsters.

 

[lovetoread]

Is it bad that I've not yet put clothes on?

 

[Wings]

I am sure that feeling is mutual you whiny little child.

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/BmKKU3r.gif

 

[Farrah]

you deserve ridiculously happy.

Thanks, pete.

And Merry Christmas.