The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[Laurel]

Worst. Bibimbap. Ever.

 

[Wings]

And I keep startling myself when I see my hair in the mirror.

 

[tactful]

Well fuck me, for an appetizer.

Nice, real nice.

 

[Wings]

Hey, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.

 

[Laurel]

I'd throw in a full dinner with dessert and good wines.

 

[Wings]

I'm pretty sure you ARE dessert.

 

[phantom4533]

Hey, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.

Ask yourself "What would Swoosie do?"

 

[Fata Morgana]

God I'm such a thick twat. Sending Kate Bush itunes....can't understand why they keep bouncing back, realise I'm trying to send them to Kate Bush.

Fuckwit.

 

[Laurel]

I don't really care about Duck Dynasty at all.

 

[Laurel]

God I'm such a thick twat. Sending Kate Bush itunes....can't understand why they keep bouncing back, realise I'm trying to send them to Kate Bush.

Fuckwit.

Yeah, she's probably heard them already.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't really care about Duck Dynasty at all.

Me neither.

I liked Dynasty. And ducks.

 

[Laurel]

Me neither.

I liked Dynasty. And ducks.

Yeah, me too! Separately they're cool. Joan Collins. Mallards. But put it together and I just snooze.

But from what I understand - people are upset because a reality TV show redneck doesn't like gays and civil rights? I mean, what do they expect - he's shopping at Trader Joes and drinking lattes?

I dunno.

That's all I got.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yeah, me too! Separately they're cool. Joan Collins. Mallards. But put it together and I just snooze.

But from what I understand - people are upset because a reality TV show redneck doesn't like gays and civil rights? I mean, what do they expect - he's shopping at Trader Joes and drinking lattes?

I dunno.

That's all I got.

Alexis was fab. I often get mallards and dullards mixed up in life. I've only seen the odd clip from DD when channel hopping and from the bit I've seen I wouldn't expect any of them to be front row at a Scissor Sisters gig.

I dunno either. This is why I find people odd, and prefer cats, books and jam-filled biscuits. Said this to Bryan earlier but he came back with a load of bilge which made no sense. And I was just warming to him over his love of Kate...

 

[unregistered]

 

[Laurel]

OMG I was having a Scissor Sisters moment earlier - listening to all of "Ta Da" on repeat.

 

[Phelia]

Re-watched the "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" performance at the 2007 Brit Awards last night! We are Scissor Sisters sisters.

This is exciting. I'm going to email Kate Bush.

 

[Laurel]

Just don't send her her own songs. It won't work, apparently.

Send her some Feist. She may like that.

 

[phantom4533]

Anyone want to roast some chestnuts?

http://creativity-online.com/work/netflix-fireplace-for-your-home-trailer/33455

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Somebody is crawling.

Not sure if this is something to celebrate or dread.....

 

[Fata Morgana]

Just don't send her her own songs. It won't work, apparently.

Send her some Feist. She may like that.

You psychic fucker. I was just emailing some Feist!

 

[Laurel]

You psychic fucker. I was just emailing some Feist!

(I can see through the little holes in your monitor!)

 

[Laurel]

Renard's gotta be putting us on. That's the only explanation.

 

[Farrah]

I think I need to care a little less about celebrities.

 

[Laurel]

Someone should start a Duck Dynasty thread.

Because there are only like 5 on the front page right now, and this is clearly a pressing issue that affects all of our futures.

 

[bluemuse]

This is a job for leopard print.


Just a touch.