The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Loverskitten]

Out of curiosity, does anyone know where there is a link to my etsy page on the lit forum? Cause some one hit my shop from here this week.

Not sure but maybe the crafty thread, did you check that?


Well, or litstalker.com.

 

[Ropebunny]

Oh girl, Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. Ones don't like skinny bitches either. Mostly they like other men. Lol

I musta won some kind of cosmic lottery coz I got one. Still dutch ovens me though; I don't think that can be bred out of them. I am willing to share him though if you ladies would like a limb, but I call first dibs on his left leg and appendix scar.

On second thought, his spawn is also up for grabs. It doesn't sleep much and requires frequent watering but should hopefully be even more attractive once it's fully grown in 14 years. Someone, please take him. He is housetrained!

 

[the captians wench]

Bourbon hangovers suck dogs balls.

Also guys, seriously "hey you have really nice tits" is really not a good opening line at a bar.

Also if you are going to hit on me please don't be offended when I tell you what a total wankstick you are because you are married.

I get this one, but in all fairness, I'm usually wearing a corset.

The classy ones will go "nice corset" or "I like your top" though

To my knowledge, married guys hitting on nice tits is a global issue.

Yup. Also usually get at least one gay guy complimenting my tits when I go out.

 

[the captians wench]

Not sure but maybe the crafty thread, did you check that?


Well, or litstalker.com.

Thought about that, but I haven't gone digging through the thread yet.

It's only had 2 hits from here in just about 18 months. I'm not all that worried about it, just kind of curious.

 

[knot_sweet]

A text message conversation between my best male friend and me around 3 am last night.

Me: I think I'm done with fat men. They've given me nothing but trouble since 2001.

Him: Heh. Gonna go for Army boys now, like x? [Name removed. A friend of mine who's known for dating nothing but military men.]

Me: Perhaps. I still don't like the skinny ones, though.

Me: I think I'll go for guys who work out.

Me: I'm not a fan of that whole six pack/visible hipbones thing.

Me: But I do like that thing where the shoulder muscle has a shoulder muscle. *Growl*

Me: Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. I know I don't ask for much.

Him: *Patpat*

Me: There must be millions of those in the world who love crazy fat bitches, right?

Me: RIGHT?!?!


He still hasn't answered me. I can't imagine why.

If you are going to date army guys, don't date infantry, cavalry, artillery or armoured corps types. Aim for the combat engineers, boffins or other trade types. Trust me on this.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Also guys, seriously "hey you have really nice tits" is really not a good opening line at a bar.

A statement of fact is not always an opening line. Sometimes it's evidence of asperger's.

Me: Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. I know I don't ask for much.

You're coming perilously close to lusting after your own avatar.

 

[Loverskitten]

Yup. Also usually get at least one gay guy complimenting my tits when I go out.

Hahaha my gay throws a shirt at me and yells "cover up, geez" when we get home from the club and I've ripped off whatever uncomfortable outfit I'm wearing (usually a corset, lol)

 

[BiBunny]

If you are going to date army guys, don't date infantry, cavalry, artillery or armoured corps types. Aim for the combat engineers, boffins or other trade types. Trust me on this.

LOL, I don't know if I'm going to or not, but I will definitely, definitely keep this in mind.

You're coming perilously close to lusting after your own avatar.

Well, shit. You're right.

Minus the sane part, anyway.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I don't want it to stop, but I desperately need it to because eventually I'm going to cross a line that shouldn't be crossed.

And I wish the boy would do something more useful than laugh about it xD

<This out of context facebook status-esque blurt brought to you by "oh god please keep your hands to yourself.">

 

[gypsy*seer]

F*ck...this is just not worth it. I am thisclose to being done. You don't get to treat me like crap - just because you are in pain. We ALL have pain. Rethink the way you treat me ~ before it's too late.

And you are really close to 'too late'.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

{{{k_s}}}

And you continue to live in Kiwiland ... why, again?

To my knowledge, married guys hitting on nice tits is a global issue.

This is so true *sigh*

Too bad it couldn't be like this...

hahahah I loved that thanks

I get this one, but in all fairness, I'm usually wearing a corset.

The classy ones will go "nice corset" or "I like your top" though



Yup. Also usually get at least one gay guy complimenting my tits when I go out.

I might have to invest in a corset and see if that helps.

A statement of fact is not always an opening line. Sometimes it's evidence of asperger's.

I guess I could ask them some questions and try to figure out whether they do have aspergers.

 

[cfuhrer]

I guess I could ask them some questions and try to figure out whether they do have aspergers.

At the very least its a snappy retort.

"Do you have Aspergers or are you just a douche with no social skills?"

 

[marieR19]

Telling me that you called that military dude saying "come have sex with me!" is great and all.... wish you knew how much I want those words to be directed at me.

 

[CurvAppeal]

finally found someone who i can be myself around...and who accepts me for me. doesn't expect or WANT me to change. im good enough. and he's good enough. that's how it should be.

 

[seela]

I just got back from the railway station.

Week two of loneliness is on the roll. At least my task list for the coming week is damn long, and I got invited to a Christmas party, so that should keep me at least somewhat busy and entertained.

 

[Loverskitten]

I LIKE FUNNY PEOPLE /blurt

 

[Netzach]

A text message conversation between my best male friend and me around 3 am last night.

Me: I think I'm done with fat men. They've given me nothing but trouble since 2001.

Him: Heh. Gonna go for Army boys now, like x? [Name removed. A friend of mine who's known for dating nothing but military men.]

Me: Perhaps. I still don't like the skinny ones, though.

Me: I think I'll go for guys who work out.

Me: I'm not a fan of that whole six pack/visible hipbones thing.

Me: But I do like that thing where the shoulder muscle has a shoulder muscle. *Growl*

Me: Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. I know I don't ask for much.

Him: *Patpat*

Me: There must be millions of those in the world who love crazy fat bitches, right?

Me: RIGHT?!?!


He still hasn't answered me. I can't imagine why.

You need like, a powerlifter. The opposite of skinny fat. And they're like fat crazy chicks in a dude body.

 

[BiBunny]

You need like, a powerlifter. The opposite of skinny fat. And they're like fat crazy chicks in a dude body.

That sounds...unbelievably hot.

Where do you find those?

 

[midwestyankee]

That sounds...unbelievably hot.

Where do you find those?

I found this one on the internet. I'm pretty sure it will handle your truck, too.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/lift.jpg

 

[BiBunny]

I found this one on the internet. I'm pretty sure it will handle your truck, too.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/lift.jpg

Rawr. Y'all know what I like.

 

[Keroin]

Why I'm Glad I'm a Sneaky, Disobedient pyl...

So L got a job working in Edmonton for 7-10 days. I knew it was going to be crazy cold and that he couldn't wear his Sorrels because they aren't steel-toed. I also knew that he wouldn't "waste" money on new steel-toed winter boots. I was going to suggest he buy some foot warmers, instead, to keep his poor toes from freezing inside his work boots, but I also knew he would say he didn't need them and they were a waste of money.

So, I didn't ask. I went and bought a bunch of foot warmers, plus hand warmers, and snuck them into his luggage. After I dropped him at the airport, I sent him a text to tell him what I'd done.

When he arrived in Edmonton, it was -30C.

He phoned me on his lunch break today and said, "You saved my life."

Yeah, maybe I top from the bottom, but whatever. It beats having a husband with frostbite.

 

[BiBunny]

Wow. A guy I went to high school with is on that Bamazon show on the History Channel. I had no idea. Pretty crazy, since our school had about 800 people in it, K-12, when I graduated from there.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Why I'm Glad I'm a Sneaky, Disobedient pyl...

So L got a job working in Edmonton for 7-10 days. I knew it was going to be crazy cold and that he couldn't wear his Sorrels because they aren't steel-toed. I also knew that he wouldn't "waste" money on new steel-toed winter boots. I was going to suggest he buy some foot warmers, instead, to keep his poor toes from freezing inside his work boots, but I also knew he would say he didn't need them and they were a waste of money.

So, I didn't ask. I went and bought a bunch of foot warmers, plus hand warmers, and snuck them into his luggage. After I dropped him at the airport, I sent him a text to tell him what I'd done.

When he arrived in Edmonton, it was -30C.

He phoned me on his lunch break today and said, "You saved my life."

Yeah, maybe I top from the bottom, but whatever. It beats having a husband with frostbite.

I call that looking out for the people on your team.

Or assertive thoughtfulness. Either way - Nicely done.

 

[Keroin]

I call that looking out for the people on your team.

Or assertive thoughtfulness. Either way - Nicely done.

LOL. Thanks!

Yeah, the title was pretty tongue-in-cheek. I'm just so glad that I know my partner well enough to know how to save his bacon when the moment calls for it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

A waking dream:

I am hiking into a dark wood
And there is something
Or someone
I am supposed to bring back.