The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Sir_Winston54]

Note to self: You live in a city that is known for it's wind. There is a reason you shouldn't wear skirts to work.

Oh well, at least I was wearing pretty blue underwear when I flashed everyone

Ohh, I think you live in my home town! Yeah, skirts are no good there. Least not ones above the knee, or with pleats as I learnt as a kid. I swear those that set school uniforms are sadists.

Skirts, particularly short skirts, plus wind =

Those who set school uniforms are *not* sadists. They're voyeurs and/or exhibitionists. I am a sadist. I'm the guy who slips up behind you when the skirts blow and smacks your ass.

 

[BiBunny]

I kinda want something to eat, but I don't know *what*. So I've been sorta wandering around blindly, trying to find what sounds good, and not coming up with anything. Which leads to more blind wandering and being at a total loss for what to do.

GOD, WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

 

[gypsy*seer]

Note to self: You live in a city that is known for it's wind. There is a reason you shouldn't wear skirts to work.

Oh well, at least I was wearing pretty blue underwear when I flashed everyone

Hee hee...been there, done that...don't feel bad!

 

[cfuhrer]

I kinda want something to eat, but I don't know *what*. So I've been sorta wandering around blindly, trying to find what sounds good, and not coming up with anything. Which leads to more blind wandering and being at a total loss for what to do.

GOD, WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

Chicken strips!!
Just sayin'

 

[BiBunny]

Chicken strips!!
Just sayin'

I actually did end up with chicken strips. The strips were just chopped up and put on top of a salad, LOL.

 

[Ropebunny]

I actually did end up with chicken strips. The strips were just chopped up and put on top of a salad, LOL.

Hey, not bad! When I do this I always end up with some weird food combo, like an omelette with tuna, garlic and mushroom. Didn't taste too bad, but not really something I'd want to throw together again.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey, not bad! When I do this I always end up with some weird food combo, like an omelette with tuna, garlic and mushroom. Didn't taste too bad, but not really something I'd want to throw together again.

Hmm... Tuna and garlic, might work. Mushrooms and garlic oh hell yeah.

Tuna and mushrooms? I am dubious.

 

[Loverskitten]

My boob hurts bad, don't know why

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Finally got HVAC and contractor coming up today. If they can not get their shiznit together and get my heat repaired..
Well, they can draw straws as to who gets to borrow my blindfold.. (and not in a good way!)
ADDENDUM:
Ok, I give up. More fucking delays. Would some considerate soul come down and bind me for a bit? Maybe make my day a wee bit better?

 

[seela]

I wish I could say my voice sounds weird because of flu or having my tonsils removed two hours earlier or something. But no. Reality strikes again.

 

[midwestyankee]

I've been poked and stuck and prodded and tested so many ways over the last couple of days, the next time a doctor tells me he wants "just one more sample" I'm going to hire a homeless guy to give them all the damned blood and fluids they want.

 

[Ropebunny]

There was a small tornado about 2 hours ago and an ongoing thunderstorm causing surface flooding in my city atm. 3 people have been confirmed dead, a handful are trapped and there is significant property damage.

I can't find the cat, hopefully he's hiding under the house. Also had an awful moment a few minutes ago when I heard what I thought were the civil defence sirens and almost grabbed and dragged the kid into the hallway (no windows there) before I realised it was just some sort of emergency vehicle.

I just want the sun to come out again.

 

[the captians wench]

Note to self: You live in a city that is known for it's wind. There is a reason you shouldn't wear skirts to work.

Oh well, at least I was wearing pretty blue underwear when I flashed everyone

Consider yourself lucky.

I went to a company function that included a cruse along the river. As I was walking up the stairs to the top deck I caught a breeze that went up the stair case and formed an updraft. And up went my skirt showing my stocking tops, garter belt, and bare ass to half of the McRegion.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Consider yourself lucky.

I went to a company function that included a cruse along the river. As I was walking up the stairs to the top deck I caught a breeze that went up the stair case and formed an updraft. And up went my skirt showing my stocking tops, garter belt, and bare ass to half of the McRegion.

Pics or ...




(All in unison here!) "... it didn't happen!"

 

[the captians wench]

Pics or ...




(All in unison here!) "... it didn't happen!"

I'm sure some one got a pic of it. I haven't seen any from that event.

Of course, I show my ass all of the time 'round these parts.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Bourbon hangovers suck dogs balls.

Also guys, seriously "hey you have really nice tits" is really not a good opening line at a bar.

Also if you are going to hit on me please don't be offended when I tell you what a total wankstick you are because you are married.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Bourbon hangovers suck dogs balls.

Also guys, seriously "hey you have really nice tits" is really not a good opening line at a bar.

Also if you are going to hit on me please don't be offended when I tell you what a total wankstick you are because you are married.

{{{k_s}}}

And you continue to live in Kiwiland ... why, again?

 

[Loverskitten]

{{{k_s}}}

And you continue to live in Kiwiland ... why, again?

To my knowledge, married guys hitting on nice tits is a global issue.

 

[Keroin]

Also guys, seriously "hey you have really nice tits" is really not a good opening line at a bar.

Also if you are going to hit on me please don't be offended when I tell you what a total wankstick you are because you are married.

Too bad it couldn't be like this...

 

[gypsy*seer]

SO tired, and tread upon today...

 

[the captians wench]

Out of curiosity, does anyone know where there is a link to my etsy page on the lit forum? Cause some one hit my shop from here this week.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

SO tired, and tread upon today...

Big hugs n' a hearty pour of bourbon just for you!

 

[BiBunny]

A text message conversation between my best male friend and me around 3 am last night.

Me: I think I'm done with fat men. They've given me nothing but trouble since 2001.

Him: Heh. Gonna go for Army boys now, like x? [Name removed. A friend of mine who's known for dating nothing but military men.]

Me: Perhaps. I still don't like the skinny ones, though.

Me: I think I'll go for guys who work out.

Me: I'm not a fan of that whole six pack/visible hipbones thing.

Me: But I do like that thing where the shoulder muscle has a shoulder muscle. *Growl*

Me: Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. I know I don't ask for much.

Him: *Patpat*

Me: There must be millions of those in the world who love crazy fat bitches, right?

Me: RIGHT?!?!


He still hasn't answered me. I can't imagine why.

 

[Loverskitten]

Oh girl, Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. Ones don't like skinny bitches either. Mostly they like other men. Lol

 

[BiBunny]

Oh girl, Tall. Dark. Huge. Sane. Brilliant. Ones don't like skinny bitches either. Mostly they like other men. Lol

It just fucking figures, doesn't it?