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Keroin said:
OK, first order of business...

WTF? MS, from the way you have described yourself and from your reluctance to show photos of yourself I expected you to look something like this. I say again, WTF? You are a very attractive young man. What's with all this worry about your appearance? Look, I don't stroke unworthy egos, and if I thought you were unattractive, or hideous (as you'd led me to believe), I would either not comment or write something like, "That's a nice sweater."

WTF?

Yeesh.
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Agreed. I want to make sweet love to you in the Mornington Crescent tube station.
 
Oi, no. You've got a woman who allegedly smiles because she takes it in the ass and everybody knows there are precisely two people I go even remotely gay for! And one of them's a woman!

[Also, I should probably have more faith in you people.]
 
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Keroin said:
Here's a video Etoile and others may enjoy. I don't usually share cat stuff but this one had me LOLing for real. I've seen some weird cat behavior over the years but this...tops them all.
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Oh my lord, where did it learn that? That is a truly bizarre behavior...How it learned that is beyond me. I mean, most cats drink from the faucet, but not by licking the drips FROM THEIR HEAD.
MisterSir said:
It wasn't. I didn't put the link anywhere on here, but I did put it on the NNWM page and she went through there. Still marginally stalkerish behaviour, but the intentions were good. I think.

Also, I think I've pinpointed a reason why my photos tend to suck: I can't keep still long enough. I need to learn to wait for the flash or the click before moving so I don't get caught with my eyes shut (like I am here) or talking (like I am here). Of course, there's no excuse for this one, where there appears to be something on my shirt that wasn't there seconds before - thank you, lighting.

(Please forgive the crappy beard. It's Movember, it entails not shaving. And cherish this, most of you know how reluctant I am to actually provide photos of myself)
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Hey, rida's right, you are pretty cute!

Heh, sorry if adding you on Twitter bothered you. I'm a social media addict, so I don't consider it stalking, I just think of you as a friend that I'm now following in another venue in addition to this one. I can take you off, if you want. But yeah, it wasn't hard - you linked to your NaNoWriMo from here, and to Twitter from there - I didn't even have to google you. :devil:

I do like your book premise though. I like that you're writing it as a persona, and I especially like the "WTF" comments from "reviewers" in your synopsis. :)

I might try to do NaNoWriMo next year. I have classmates doing it this year which I think is IN-fucking-SANE. School and writing a novel at the same time, in one month? No thanks!
 
Keroin said:
OK, first order of business...

WTF? MS, from the way you have described yourself and from your reluctance to show photos of yourself I expected you to look something like this. I say again, WTF? You are a very attractive young man. What's with all this worry about your appearance? Look, I don't stroke unworthy egos, and if I thought you were unattractive, or hideous (as you'd led me to believe), I would either not comment or write something like, "That's a nice sweater."

WTF?

Yeesh.
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I agree with this.
 
On an unrelated note, I've just been reminded of a conversation I had a while back where I was talking about how I tried to make myself throw up because of how ill I felt by putting my fingers down my throat without success, and the person I was talking with suggested that means I have no gag reflex. Good times. I miss her.
 
Oh dear god. My university newspaper has started a sex advice column. Here is the description:
A safe place to anonymously find advice on whatever aspect of your life is currently troubling you. Whether it be boyfriends, girlfriends, school, or sex - no question is too big or too small. Winter, summer, spring, or fall - Gallaudet cares. Please note, the writer of Blue Pillow is not a licensed therapist or medical doctor. Responses are suggestions from someone that has been there and done that and advises based on life experience and observations of self and others.
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I know the person who writes this, and...oh my, that is just sad.
 
MisterSir said:
Oi, no. You've got a woman who allegedly smiles because she takes it in the ass and everybody knows there are precisely two people I go even remotely gay for! And one of them's a woman!

[Also, I should probably have more faith in you people.]
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allegedly?!?!?!

fuck that shit.

:)
 
MS, I agree, I think you're rather nice :)

Keroin, our cats drink from the tap (faucet) too, but only get their heads wet through dumb accidents.

Blurt (ok, FB status): has saved her 4 little fishies from imminent death, thanks to a dog/cat shoving the glass chopping board through the fishtank glass! Poor little things were flapping about in a dribble of water :( Dunno if they'll survive, but looks like I'll be going to the Value House for a cheap tank :(
 
MisterSir said:
It wasn't. I didn't put the link anywhere on here, but I did put it on the NNWM page and she went through there. Still marginally stalkerish behaviour, but the intentions were good. I think.

Also, I think I've pinpointed a reason why my photos tend to suck: I can't keep still long enough. I need to learn to wait for the flash or the click before moving so I don't get caught with my eyes shut (like I am here) or talking (like I am here). Of course, there's no excuse for this one, where there appears to be something on my shirt that wasn't there seconds before - thank you, lighting.

(Please forgive the crappy beard. It's Movember, it entails not shaving. And cherish this, most of you know how reluctant I am to actually provide photos of myself)
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Mmmm, that haircut is much better than the pic of the long hair you had on FL.

Cute stuff.
 
Keroin said:
OK, first order of business...

WTF? MS, from the way you have described yourself and from your reluctance to show photos of yourself I expected you to look something like this. I say again, WTF? You are a very attractive young man. What's with all this worry about your appearance? Look, I don't stroke unworthy egos, and if I thought you were unattractive, or hideous (as you'd led me to believe), I would either not comment or write something like, "That's a nice sweater."

WTF?

Yeesh.
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I guess people can be hard on themselves and have their reasons for it. I am similar. Its not a case of needing your ego stroking, it was just that from experiences in the past with people I never put myself in the category of attractive and maybe MS is the same.

I have also learnt that self depreciation is never a good quality, so i try and refrain from it most of the time even if i do feel that way.
 
Fuck. Can get an appt at dentist for 26th but has to be paid on that day, either £17 for just check up, or £46 if they take out the teeth that are causing me pain. Dont get paid til the 5th, and had to fork out loads already this month on stuff :(
 
I'm going to have a coffee, do my eyebrows, do my fingernails while I watch a movie, finish cleaning my house, and then do some more pampering.

I'm going to be so ready for Mr tomorrow, it won't be funny.
 
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