Don't. I have an uncanny knack for attracting very odd and extremely useless information... Unless, of course, someone is looking to purchase The Cone Massager for low monthly payments of 13.99 a month.
Actually, a friend and I were discussing this very object a few months ago. We wondered if it felt weird, or really worked well. Hmmmm. I think you should buy it, try it out, and then report back to us with results.




