The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[CurlyKat]

Don't. I have an uncanny knack for attracting very odd and extremely useless information... Unless, of course, someone is looking to purchase The Cone Massager for low monthly payments of 13.99 a month.

Actually, a friend and I were discussing this very object a few months ago. We wondered if it felt weird, or really worked well. Hmmmm. I think you should buy it, try it out, and then report back to us with results.

 

[chy_girl]

just go black and sexy you'll look great!

Yes, but black sheer, black opaque, black fishnet, black ballerina fishnet or black fishnet with sparklies up the back? And since I'm getting thigh-highs, then there's black with the black lace top, black with a black top and a black or pink bow in front, black with a black top and a heart in front, black with a black top and a black or pink bow in back or black with a pink top, a blue top or a white top.

It would be much easier if a had a fricking clue as to what Mistress is dressing me in tonight.

Actually, a friend and I were discussing this very object a few months ago. We wondered if it felt weird, or really worked well. Hmmmm. I think you should buy it, try it out, and then report back to us with results.

Thank you, but no. If I spend $130 on a vibrator it better be able to do hand-free fucking, G spot stimulation, automatic multi-speed clit stimulation and turn its self off after sending me to the moon and back... then it better offer me a drink and light my cigarette without being asked.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yes, but black sheer, black opaque, black fishnet, black ballerina fishnet or black fishnet with sparklies up the back? And since I'm getting thigh-highs, then there's black with the black lace top, black with a black top and a black or pink bow in front, black with a black top and a heart in front, black with a black top and a black or pink bow in back or black with a pink top, a blue top or a white top.

It would be much easier if a had a fricking clue as to what Mistress is dressing me in tonight.

Take a deep breath, chy. Which of those accentuates your best assets? Which one coordinates best with red marks and bruises?

Thank you, but no. If I spend $130 on a vibrator it better be able to do hand-free fucking, G spot stimulation, automatic multi-speed clit stimulation and turn its self off after sending me to the moon and back... then it better offer me a drink and light my cigarette without being asked.

You can get a guy for $130. But I guarantee he wouldn't do most of those things either.

 

[chy_girl]

Take a deep breath, chy. Which of those accentuates your best assets? Which one coordinates best with red marks and bruises?

*tsk*
I know how to coordinate them with the bra and panty set, and there's not much in the way of bruises to coordinate with... it's the actual clothing that prevents me from a public indecency charge that's the problem.

Mistress truly is a sadist at times.

You can get a guy for $130. But I guarantee he wouldn't do most of those things either.

And that would be one of the reasons that I'm still single. $130 is too much for a vib and not nearly enough for a guy of decent quality. Honestly, what's a girl to do?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*tsk*
I know how to coordinate them with the bra and panty set, and there's not much in the way of bruises to coordinate with... it's the actual clothing that prevents me from a public indecency charge that's the problem.

Mistress truly is a sadist at times.

Wear a black snuggie.

 

[chy_girl]

Wear a black snuggie.

I wonder if there'd be a market for penis snuggies? They can't be that hard to make.....

*wonders off to contemplate pattern making*

 

[CurlyKat]

And that would be one of the reasons that I'm still single. $130 is too much for a vib and not nearly enough for a guy of decent quality. Honestly, what's a girl to do?

True statement! Maybe we should just team up, get super creative, and find household things that would make a way better vibe for way cheaper. Vibe being the key word, since insertables are easy.

I wonder if there'd be a market for penis snuggies? They can't be that hard to make.....

*wonders off to contemplate pattern making*

1. Find old glove you don't mind destroying.
2. Cut off one finger.
3. Pull over penis.

Ta-da!

 

[CurlyKat]

Anyone on here ever try, or heard of anyone using Implanon? My doctor's recommending it as my new form of birth control, but I want to get all the info on it first, including opinions from people who've used it.

 

[Kajira Callista]

As my son said, "a self-fulfilling prophecy is easier than uncertainty."

(Why do you think it's gonna be bad?)

Anything this good that ends, which most things do, ends badly... and your son is brilliant btw because the not knowing what's gonna be is what is scaring the crap outta me.

 

[MisterSir]

I feel you. I've gotta be long overdue for some love

 

[Mary Kimi]

\(^_^)/ Happy New Year! \(^_^)/

 

[ImOnIt]

\(^_^)/ Happy New Year! \(^_^)/

Yay for tiny red envelopes and strange rice wine and lots and lots of food hooray!

 

[chy_girl]

Fuck.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

\(^_^)/ Happy New Year! \(^_^)/

Year of the Tiger has begun!

 

[graceanne]

Fuck.

Okay.

 

[chy_girl]

Okay.

Not that kind.


OH! And does anyone know if it's possible to darn a fishnet stocking? My heel caught the kick-ass pair I got last night and I want to fix them. They're very pretty and go perfectly with the corset.

 

[tigressnred]

Year of the Tiger has begun!

Someone say Tiger......?

 

[chy_girl]

Someone say Tiger......?

 

[tigressnred]

hahahahaha! * Hi babe! * Happy Valentines Day.....

 

[chy_girl]

hahahahaha! * Hi babe! * Happy Valentines Day.....

Happy Valentines Day to you too!

 

[BiBunny]

Sometimes, when I think I'm doing great walking on my own two feet, he does some sort of ninja thing and sweeps them right out from under me, so I'm lying on my back, the wind knocked out of me, staring at the ceiling, and wondering, "How the FUCK did that happen?"

I'm not sure this belongs here. But I don't know where else it would belong, either.

 

[Cattypuss]

Things in general (you name it) are really grim for me now and will be until at least Easter. I must have done something REALLY bad in a previous life.

 

[chy_girl]

well. we shall see if that goes over like a lead balloon.

and i'm afraid there is a very good chance that it will.


it is what it is and that's all that it is.

 

[SimonBrooke]

Things in general (you name it) are really grim for me now and will be until at least Easter. I must have done something REALLY bad in a previous life.

Cattypuss, {{{{hugs}}}}

 

[Cattypuss]

Cattypuss, {{{{hugs}}}}