The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[MisterSir]

Then your mother must not be a conservative Christian, married to a redneck southern man, who will FLIP OUT if you're having extra marital sex.

And ain't I glad for that?

 

[chy_girl]

Either he's being a dickwad and simply refusing to answer the question in the most passive-aggressive way possible or he's being an ass about me wanting answers that require some kind of internal evaluation oh his part. Either way, it's frustrating as hell and quickly bringing forth the bitchy woman in me.

And I'd really like to know WTF he's thinking with some of this shit. Seriously, what part of 'not bi-curious' would lead one to 'I want to watch you fuck around with another woman - go find one'?

Nice to know that Doms can be just as illogical as every other guy on the planet.

 

[Cattypuss]

I'm seriously considering finding new homes for the cats and getting a dog... just not sure if I want a Great Dane or an English Bulldog.

Please think carefully before geting an English bulldog. They are lovely, loveable dogs but the practice of breeding them to such an extreme physical state is suspect at best. These dogs are so fucked up physically that most can't mate naturally, nearly ALL have to whelp by ceasarian section (together, I'd say these two facts are nature's way of saying you shouldn't breed), the dogs themselves usually cannot run, get exhausted afer walking a few hundred yards, cannot breathe properly, get yeast infections and worse in their folds of skin, cannot tolerate warm weather.... the list goes on. Personally I believe that the breeding of every litter English bulldogs consitutes an act of animal cruelty.

I'm not trying to flame you. If you get a bulldog then all power to you. I'm sure you will do your best to keep it as happy and healthy as possible. But I'm asking you first to please think carefully about supporting the practice of breeding them.

 

[chy_girl]

I'm not trying to flame you. If you get a bulldog then all power to you. I'm sure you will do your best to keep it as happy and healthy as possible. But I'm asking you first to please think carefully about supporting the practice of breeding them.

Not a flame at all. When I had originally posted, I had only looked at the personality characteristics I need in a dog - not the physical. After I started looking at the physical characteristics it became increasingly clear that the English Bulldog, appropriate as it's personality might be, is not the wisest of decisions for my house.

I am leaning toward a Great Dane, but am hoping to talk to someone in the know at an animal shelter later today.

And as far as the breeding goes - I don't want a pure breed simply because there's too many genetic problems that go hand in hand with the paperwork. And given the fact that I'm looking for a dog that will be spayed/neutered (as is required for an aid animal) and a family member as opposed to a show dog, the paperwork is pointless and the cost is ridiculous.

If the Great Dane is the way to go I'm hoping to find an inexpensive Great Dane/Mastiff mix with a good temperament for reasonable.

 

[ultramarineblue]

Not a flame at all. When I had originally posted, I had only looked at the personality characteristics I need in a dog - not the physical. After I started looking at the physical characteristics it became increasingly clear that the English Bulldog, appropriate as it's personality might be, is not the wisest of decisions for my house.

I am leaning toward a Great Dane, but am hoping to talk to someone in the know at an animal shelter later today.

And as far as the breeding goes - I don't want a pure breed simply because there's too many genetic problems that go hand in hand with the paperwork. And given the fact that I'm looking for a dog that will be spayed/neutered (as is required for an aid animal) and a family member as opposed to a show dog, the paperwork is pointless and the cost is ridiculous.

If the Great Dane is the way to go I'm hoping to find an inexpensive Great Dane/Mastiff mix with a good temperament for reasonable.

The Great Danes I've been around were lazy. I personally don't have one so my experience is limited. I was good friends with someone who had two at different times. I loved them.

They loved to lean against people. At the same time, a puppy is a puppy. As lazy as they were, they were still destructive. They also can reach everywhere. I don't think there is a safe place from a Great Dane. One thought he was a lap dog and tried to crawl in the lap of a friend.

 

[chy_girl]

*snip*
They loved to lean against people. At the same time, a puppy is a puppy. As lazy as they were, they were still destructive. They also can reach everywhere. I don't think there is a safe place from a Great Dane. One thought he was a lap dog and tried to crawl in the lap of a friend.

LOL - Lazy, lovable, and big enough to survive children were the top three characteristics on the 'need to be' list. And from what I've read, the destructive tendencies as an adult (because puppies will be puppies) is related to not having enough socialization/attention. Thankfully, I work out of my home and Turtle girl would give her left arm for a dog that would snuggle with her, so it shouldn't be much of an issue.

 

[ultramarineblue]

LOL - Lazy, lovable, and big enough to survive children were the top three characteristics on the 'need to be' list. And from what I've read, the destructive tendencies as an adult (because puppies will be puppies) is related to not having enough socialization/attention. Thankfully, I work out of my home and Turtle girl would give her left arm for a dog that would snuggle with her, so it shouldn't be much of an issue.

I loved being around them. It was very amusing to me that one of the dogs had to be pushed and pulled to get up and go outside in the morning. He would stop and just lean against you and the pushing/pulling would have to start again.

 

[WriterDom]

Any heard of Callanetics?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callan_Pinckney

I got the book at the used book store. 2 dollars. I love that place. If you bring them books you get an account and then you get half off any book you buy.

It's got pages and pages of mostly female asses and how they look after so many classes. The changes are amazing. I might have to get the video to actually do it. Well, no there is plan in the book.

 

[Cattypuss]

Any heard of Callanetics?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callan_Pinckney

I got the book at the used book store. 2 dollars. I love that place. If you bring them books you get an account and then you get half off any book you buy.

It's got pages and pages of mostly female asses and how they look after so many classes. The changes are amazing. I might have to get the video to actually do it. Well, no there is plan in the book.

God yeah - wow - THERE'S a blast from the past!

 

[WriterDom]

The gym was a nightmare today. Normally on a Saturday there might be 3 people there. Because of the contest it was packed. Both upstairs and down. I asked the trainer if I could get a good workout with squats if I didn't do heavy weight. He said yes. And I do get a good burn if I do enough.

I think they should have advertised the contest in the paper and more people would have joined. 40 people signed up.

 

[WriterDom]

I'm in the wrong thread. Silly me.

 

[graceanne]

I really like it when I'm an ass, and then I'm sorry I was an ass, and then I learn from being an ass, and vow that next time I won't be an ass, until I'm an ass next time, and get to do it all over again.

So cool! --

LOL!!

Me and the kids are wanting a pug. They're just perfect for us. They don't need a lot of exercise, they're really social, they're not yappy, and they're short haired.

 

[ImOnIt]

i slashed the back of my knuckle with a modelling scalpel. also, during my short quest to stem the bleeding, i lost what i was working on. no idea where it is.

no caps for any of you, left hand is out of action.

wonder if theres any way i can work with it tomorrow. damnit, i cant go to work with a makeshift splint (popsicle stick yeahhh) on my thumb.

 

[tigressnred]

can't decide which is worse having a makeshift family or having no family!

 

[chy_girl]

Silly me.... I always thought stick shift = in 1st with the parking break on if you aren't in the car.

Evidently the asshole in the giant freaking truck behind me never heard that one.

Now I need an entire new tail light and a new bumper. And if he messed up the frame I shall have to use my rusty spork.

*palm/face*

Mall security isn't even sure who the fuck owns the truck, just that they were less than happy having to push it back and for so people could pull out of their parking spots.

God, I hope I remembered to set the deductibles low...

 

[tigressnred]

Silly me.... I always thought stick shift = in 1st with the parking break on if you aren't in the car.

Evidently the asshole in the giant freaking truck behind me never heard that one.

Now I need an entire new tail light and a new bumper. And if he messed up the frame I shall have to use my rusty spork.

*palm/face*

Mall security isn't even sure who the fuck owns the truck, just that they were less than happy having to push it back and for so people could pull out of their parking spots.

God, I hope I remembered to set the deductibles low...

Damn ! girl that sucks! are you ok?

 

[BiBunny]

Silly me.... I always thought stick shift = in 1st with the parking break on if you aren't in the car.

Evidently the asshole in the giant freaking truck behind me never heard that one.

Now I need an entire new tail light and a new bumper. And if he messed up the frame I shall have to use my rusty spork.

*palm/face*

Mall security isn't even sure who the fuck owns the truck, just that they were less than happy having to push it back and for so people could pull out of their parking spots.

God, I hope I remembered to set the deductibles low...

WTF, did he leave it in neutral? I'm sorry.

 

[minx1]

can't decide which is worse having a makeshift family or having no family!

lol...I'll take makeshift over none!

OMG. Last night sucked!

Had a power cut around 6.30pm just as I was starting to cooking dinner. It didnt come back on for 10 hours!
Had to drive to the garage to get a lighter so that I could continue cooking dinner by candlelight....not easy lol, i couldnt see a bloody thing
I had cooked enough for two nights too to save on money but of course the fridge wasnt working so its been sat out all night and will have to be chucked now along with some of the other contents of the fridge I think

So spent saturday night on my jack jones, trying to read a book by torchlight. I opted for torchlight after I almost set the patio furniture on fire trying to put a candle out . I swear for a moment I thought everything was about to go up.

On a serious note it made me feel pretty isolated. I did have one of those ''what the hell made you think you could do this on your own'' moments. but I think that was being scared about the fire.

Its really hot too so sleep lastnight was pretty interupted with no fan or aircon.

Still it all ended ok. Today I have to clean the mess up and go shopping for fresh food!

 

[satindesire]

hoo boy, here comes the teething months...

 

[tigressnred]

hoo boy, here comes the teething months...

oh satin love your sig .....so true!

 

[satindesire]

oh satin love your sig .....so true!

Thanks! ^_^

 

[Sir_Winston54]

hoo boy, here comes the teething months...

Just remember: *You're* not allowed to bite. *Her,* at least. Himself is another question.

Invest in some shooter's earwear.

 

[satindesire]

Just remember: *You're* not allowed to bite. *Her,* at least. Himself is another question.

Invest in some shooter's earwear.

Hahaha!

The crib is downstairs, out of the bedroom. *sage nod*

 

[chy_girl]

Damn ! girl that sucks! are you ok?

We were in the mall when it happened, so everyone is fine. Except my car...

I almost wish I would have hung around long enough to meet the nice people - because they were still in the mall when I left.

WTF, did he leave it in neutral? I'm sorry.

Yup! Evidently the rules of physics aren't suppose to apply you drive a truck you need a damned ladder to get in to. Security guards pushed it forward and back without a problem... don't even think the steering wheel was locked.


Other than a tow truck for flat tires or keys locked in the car, I have never had to file an insurance claim for a crash... Sixteen years and the bastard totally screwed up my record.

 

[chy_girl]

hoo boy, here comes the teething months...

Four words: Teething tablets and Tylenol.

ETA: You also have the sympathies of every parent on the board, I'm sure...