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There once was a lady in black...
Who said she was bad in the sack...

Then a tutor she found...
Bent her over while bound ...

And her asshole he did attack.
That poor lady in black.

Hey, if she was better in the sack...
Then she might not have tried smack...

tasting the world all around
Howlin' like a hound...
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Neither mind, nor her soul intact
 
<sigh>
There is just something about waking up, stretching, and feeling every touch he made the night before.
The sensual aches and the treasured marks create a story line to follow through out the day.
<sigh>
 
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Damnit! The rain wasn't supposed to come until late afternoon. Instead, it got here before 9 a.m., spoiling my planned yard sale-ing. :mad:
 
Men DO get stalkers...

nice_guy_86022: hi
FungiUg: hello
nice_guy_86022: beg your pardon
FungiUg: just saying hello back
nice_guy_86022: hi Bruce
FungiUg: so what can I do for you?
nice_guy_86022: are u often so late in normal life
nice_guy_86022: how do u manage data bases
FungiUg: late? I can assure you I'm still quite alive! and managing databases is what I do for work... if you really want to know, there are a variety of courses you can take on it
nice_guy_86022: cool man lol
nice_guy_86022: i just wanted to make a comment that u might have been a something irresistable for girls a few years back but now u have put alot of weight
FungiUg: uhuh... thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't noticed
FungiUg: for that matter, I hadn't ever noticed being irresistable to girls either
nice_guy_86022: do u think we can eliminate sex completely at any stage of life
FungiUg: is death a stage of life? for that matter, is childhood?
nice_guy_86022: well bruce i am very poor in knowledge as compared to u but still i think if cant eliminate sex from life we should always look after ourselves till death
nice_guy_86022: i mean u are such a charming personality but a bit heavy now
FungiUg: hmmm... thsnk you for those inspiring words, Jenny Craig
FungiUg: is there a point to this?
nice_guy_86022: yup
nice_guy_86022: someone still loves u. u idnorant fatty
nice_guy_86022: ignorant
nice_guy_86022: how did u guess me Bruce
FungiUg: I, just the usual psychic gifts, you know
nice_guy_86022: lol
nice_guy_86022: u are gifted with many of those
nice_guy_86022: who is your victim nowadays
FungiUg: I don't have victims
nice_guy_86022: i mean with whom are u flirting at present
FungiUg: well, other than those who have to put up with my sense of humour
nice_guy_86022: i was i am and i will always be a symbol of your crulity
FungiUg: you could potentially argue them as victims, I'm sure
FungiUg: *chuckle* oh wow, some anonymous person claims I am cruel. I am shattered!
nice_guy_86022: anonymous ? u took my dreams my future and my hopes miles away from me and now u dont know me
nice_guy_86022: its the worst part of story
FungiUg: well, considering all I know is you can't spell and you do have a sense of irony, mr "nice guy"... yes, anonymous
nice_guy_86022: do u know hoe did i find u?
nice_guy_86022: how
FungiUg: it wouldn't be hard... I hardly make myself anonymous
nice_guy_86022: lol u become anonymous once u have fullfilled your evil wishes
FungiUg: ah... I see
nice_guy_86022: do u remeber jenny?
nice_guy_86022: should i give u some more hints
nice_guy_86022: Hint No 1 : Aus
FungiUg: no, feel free to be as opaque as you wish...
nice_guy_86022: Hint No 2 : Beach
FungiUg: well gee, you've got me there! I don't remember a Jenny in Australia... and I didn't exactly hang out at beaches there
nice_guy_86022: then its useless talking any more
nice_guy_86022: if u do remeber something then talk to me
FungiUg: fantastic! It's been fun... have fun with the rest of your life
nice_guy_86022: takns for all the ignorance and insult
FungiUg: quite welcome
FungiUg: here's hoping the next random person you decide to taunt has just as much fun!
nice_guy_86022: go ok fatty guy go eat and become a somo wrestler
FungiUg: er, that'd be sumo?
nice_guy_86022: what the hell i am not ananymous
nice_guy_86022: u know me well i do know u
FungiUg: oh? what do you know of me?
nice_guy_86022: should i tell u something about u
FungiUg: fire away
nice_guy_86022: if all is correct what will be the prize?
nice_guy_86022: one million dollars or a trip to hawai
FungiUg: it's okay to dream... dreams are what keep us going
nice_guy_86022: u miser fatty when it came to prize u went into a shell lol
FungiUg: ah well.... there's only a limited selection of gas stations to pick from, you know?
nice_guy_86022: very philosphical
nice_guy_86022: y is your conversation so philosiphical
FungiUg: no, the real qestion is why am I bothering to converse with random strangers? the answer in this case being so far you are amusing
nice_guy_86022: thanks god i praised u just for nothing and thats the first nice comment u said about me
nice_guy_86022: anyhow Bruce i miss u dont take it in sextual terms i am not a homo lol
nice_guy_86022: i misss u
nice_guy_86022: i miss u
nice_guy_86022: i miss u
nice_guy_86022: i miss u bruce
nice_guy_86022: u are my dream
nice_guy_86022: u are my hope
nice_guy_86022: u are my future
nice_guy_86022: u are my fantasy
nice_guy_86022: u are mine
nice_guy_86022: and i am yours
nice_guy_86022: forever
nice_guy_86022: its over
FungiUg: just a damned shame I'm not gay, huh?
FungiUg: *chuckle*
nice_guy_86022: what the fuck i told u dont take it to sextual terms
nice_guy_86022: your fat body holds a fat brain
FungiUg: ah... but my body is very much heterosexual male, as is my body... story of my life...
nice_guy_86022: yeah u are smart but u have passed the age of a gay some 20 years back if u had met me 20 years back i might have considered u lol
FungiUg: unlikely... as an 18 year old, I was horrendous!
nice_guy_86022: Bruce i saw many profiles but the thing that amazed me about u was that u were looking so very satisfied
FungiUg: I know! Great, isn't it?
nice_guy_86022: i mean it was feeling of satisfaction in your eyes and there was something in the pic which attacted me towards u
FungiUg: well, enjoy the pic! that's all I can say
nice_guy_86022: i was actually searching for girls when i saw your face it looks as god has made u with his own hands rest of the people were made by angels
FungiUg: well, they always said God had a sense of humour...
nice_guy_86022: i felt a bit jealous when i saw u are u really a happy person in real life?
FungiUg: well, that's certainly a question
nice_guy_86022: r u married?
FungiUg: and there's another question... for someone who supposedly knows me, you really don't know a thing about me, do you? could me amnesia, I guess
nice_guy_86022: i do know u fatty
nice_guy_86022: u see i can tell u about you
FungiUg: so you say... of course, as they say, "talk is cheap"
nice_guy_86022: whatever fatty thanks for talking dont know y i am talking to to u maybe u looks like a guy which i subconciouslly wanted to be
FungiUg: I hope not! I'm sure you could find someone much more interesting to be... maybe even try being your own person. It could work wonders for you!
nice_guy_86022: thanks for advice father
nice_guy_86022: lol
nice_guy_86022: Bruce what do u do normally when u get online
FungiUg: well, you're the one who knows me... why don't you tell me?
nice_guy_86022: lol i guess u masterbate while talking to gals online
FungiUg: you're doing pretty well so far. 100% of your guesses have been wrong...
nice_guy_86022: lol
nice_guy_86022: lol
nice_guy_86022: lol
nice_guy_86022: lol
nice_guy_86022: u made me laugh fatty
nice_guy_86022: u got a terrafic sense of humor
FungiUg: well, don't worry... it's mutual
nice_guy_86022: anyhow my guesses includes following u are handsome u are happy etc are that all wrong?
FungiUg: *chuckle* you're the expert here, remember? you're the one who supposedly knows all about me already...
nice_guy_86022: yup fatty i am jenny's new bf she told once u were on a trip to Aus where u flirted with her and then u got dissapeared
nice_guy_86022: she still remebers u and now she has become a physicic case
nice_guy_86022: i am trying to help her and thats y i told u she was your vivtim
FungiUg: uhuh... some gay guy has a girlfriend named Jenny... stretching credulity just a tad?
nice_guy_86022: now u crossed the limit there was no need to pass a bizzare comment it suddenly made all the image collapse in my eyes
FungiUg: awww... shucks
nice_guy_86022: fuk off
FungiUg: almost as bizarre a comment about a woman becoming a "physicic case" from flirting?
FungiUg: awww.... he's gone. ah well. next "victim" please?
nice_guy_86022: wont u say sorry for what u said
FungiUg: hmmm... it's possible. it's also possible that at some point along the way you could start telling me the truth. probably the two are equally likely
nice_guy_86022: ok so it means u are sry zfor your abnoxious comment
FungiUg: why... are you telling me you're not gay?
nice_guy_86022: dont reply a question with question are u feeling sry or not
nice_guy_86022: yes or no
FungiUg: you really don't know a thing about me, do you... *chuckle*
nice_guy_86022: fuck your ego what are u proud of
nice_guy_86022: y are u soo hesitant in saying sry
FungiUg: you see, if you are gay, being called gay is hardly "obnoxious" -- it's simply the truth. and if you're not gay, then it's still not obnoxious, it's just a mistake. either way, the idea of you having a girlfriend named Jenny is still stretching my credulity
nice_guy_86022: lol fuck your fucking ego u dont possess the morality to admit your mistakes not in my case but i can surely say it will be a story of your life and believe me this a 100% correct guess
FungiUg: you're very good with those guesses, as I mentioned before...
nice_guy_86022: u see Bruce our relation might be a matter of few minutes and its possible we wont talk again but i request dont hurt someone who dont hurt u
nice_guy_86022: just say sry three words i will then tell u all the truth
FungiUg: hmmm... three words, huh? quid pro quo?
nice_guy_86022: come on Bruce do u have the moral courage to tyoe sorry
nice_guy_86022: type
FungiUg: sure... right after you explain where I was "obnoxious"...
nice_guy_86022: ok first answer a simple question
FungiUg: okay mr "I know all about you"... what is it you want to know?
nice_guy_86022: if u are roaming in Auckland and someone shout your name " Mr. gay man how are u " wont u mind that?
FungiUg: why should I? particularly if I've just finished telling him how he is my fantasy...
nice_guy_86022: lol u are very dumb scroll back and watch it out with your fuking eyes b4 making that joke i told u its not in setual terms
nice_guy_86022: sextual
nice_guy_86022: secondly i was making all the comments on part of jenny
nice_guy_86022: she still loves u and ow i will tell her what kind of man u are
FungiUg: sure... so if I tell someone I'm not gay, and then procede to tell them that they are my fantasy, my life, my hope, my future... that wouldn't be construed as "setual/sextual"? hmmm... I knew Australians were cool, but that's (once again) stretching my belief to the limits
FungiUg: you do that... you go tell some fantasy of yours named Jenny who I supposedly flirted with on a trip to Australia (and when would that trip have been, pray tell?) just what a guy I am... and how much fun you had coming on to me. In the mean time, I'm off to bed. Goodnight, sweet dreams, and enjoy the rest of the evening.
 
You have a lot more patience than I, FU... I'd have dropped him after 10 lines or so, lol... unless he wanted to get me in touch with "Jenny."
 
FungiUg said:
nice_guy_86022: hi
FungiUg: hello
nice_guy_86022: beg your pardon
FungiUg: just saying hello back
nice_guy_86022: hi Bruce
FungiUg: so what can I do for you?
nice_guy_86022: are u often so late in normal life
nice_guy_86022: how do u manage data bases
FungiUg: late? I can assure you I'm still quite alive! and managing databases is what I do for work... if you really want to know, there are a variety of courses FungiUg: you do that... you go tell some fantasy of yours named Jenny who I supposedly flirted with on a trip to Australia (and when would that trip have been, pray tell?) just what a guy I am... and how much fun you had coming on to me. In the mean time, I'm off to bed. Goodnight, sweet dreams, and enjoy the rest of the evening.
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WOW....I can see why you kept talking...that's terrifically funny! It's fun to taunt the would-be taunter... :) Did you hear from them again? Ever figure out who it might have been? They did spell terribly.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Damnit! The rain wasn't supposed to come until late afternoon. Instead, it got here before 9 a.m., spoiling my planned yard sale-ing. :mad:
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DAMN rain. Sorry to hear about your plans getting ruined. I could do an Anti-Rain dance...perhaps we all could...everybody... lol. :)
 
malcah_ms said:
Did you hear from them again? Ever figure out who it might have been?
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There are some jokes that are funny once, and some that are funny many times. This was a "funny once". So when I went to bed, I blocked him. I hope not to hear from him again.

I have no idea who it was, nor do I think he had any idea (really) who I was. The few details he mentioned are available on my Yahoo profile. And he kept telling me that he knew all about me, but never once actually fronted up with any details.

The thing I found amusing was just how hard he was working to try and give me a case of the guilts. My weight, this "Jenny", me being "obnoxious", etc, etc. Underhanded power plays...

Which is I think the whole thing that made me laugh so much; with exposure to BDSM, I'm quite aware now of power dynamics. So you will notice how much fun I had never actually giving him what he wanted!

:D
 
Whew........I can still feel it - the bite mark on my neck :eek: We have just discovered that a bite on my neck sends shivers down my spine and if done when I am cumming :eek: *shudder* Not hard enough to draw blood, just enough to "feel" His teeth digging into my skin...... :catroar:

*delving deeper into my masochistic side*
 
I hear You laughing ;-) when I tell You that my heart goes all a-flutter when I get Your PMs.

Thank You!!!
 
malcah_ms said:
ADR! :) You sneaky woman! Great to see you! We miss you! :)
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I kinda like subtle subbie but since you said you missed me, I'm okay with sneaky woman.

LOL.

Thank you, by the way. It's nice to be missed. :kiss:
 
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