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laurel-marie said:
What is a serving size of semen and how many calories does it contain?
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Why as much as you can swallow...and don't you know, it's calorie free :D
 
laurel-marie said:
What is a serving size of semen and how many calories does it contain?
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I came, I saw, I Googled. (no pun intended)



According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:
less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protein
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatozoa
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)

It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles.


More Fun Sperm Facts

For the "average" man, the ejaculate contains over 80 million sperm. In addition to the little wiggly things, semen contains (taken from several web sites):
water
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
blood-group antigens
calcium (yes, just like milk!)
chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness!)
cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?)
citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too!)
prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot)
sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
vitamin B12 and zinc (you would think it's a multivitamin)


Random Sperm Facts
Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation


Source: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=c...ts/sperm_facts.php+facts+sperm&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Note on the rotary joint comment. I thought that individual cells had no muscles, but the author was pretty sure it did.

I'll take my Geek Scout Reproduction Badge now, please.
 
snowy ciara said:
I came, I saw, I Googled. (no pun intended)



According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:
less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protein
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatozoa
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)

It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles.


More Fun Sperm Facts

For the "average" man, the ejaculate contains over 80 million sperm. In addition to the little wiggly things, semen contains (taken from several web sites):
water
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
blood-group antigens
calcium (yes, just like milk!)
chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness!)
cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?)
citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too!)
prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot)
sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
vitamin B12 and zinc (you would think it's a multivitamin)


Random Sperm Facts
Average volume of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 18 quarts
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Its muscle drives nature's only known rotary-joint. The tail SCREWS, not whips. (no pun)
Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
Average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months from development to ejaculation


Source: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=c...ts/sperm_facts.php+facts+sperm&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Note on the rotary joint comment. I thought that individual cells had no muscles, but the author was pretty sure it did.

I'll take my Geek Scout Reproduction Badge now, please.
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Thanks for looking this up.
Great semen trivia.
 
malcah_ms said:
Why as much as you can swallow...and don't you know, it's calorie free :D
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I can see the billboards.....a woman looking up from between a mans legs, smiling, and only wearing a pearly white mustache.....Got Cum
 
laurel-marie said:
I can see the billboards.....a woman looking up from between a mans legs, smiling, and only wearing a pearly white mustache.....Got Cum
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That made me snort...love it....
 
I just spent the last two weeks killing my self knocking down a fence, cutting down trees and fixing a neighbor's blasted drain pipe...all in preparation for a new fence that should be going up as I type....but, NOOOOOOOOO, the freaking fence man has been delayed till the end of the week.
Problem is my yard floods bad. To set the post, the ground needs to be pretty dry. Rain is expected any day...so fence will likely be pushed back even farther.

May all delaying fence men be banished to the worst part of hell!


Whew! Felt good to get that off my chest. I can move on now.
 
What sort of compensation are we talking about here? Will there be pictures? Candy? Unlimited admission to Disney world?
 
Hmmm...how about free yard work.
Actually, the boys are old enough to take care of themselves...I just want them out of the house.
So....they could babysit for you. :)
 
I'll turn my munchkin amazon soccer team loose on them. I expect full capitulation in 48 hours or less.
 
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