Vikingstone
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Reggie
Reg had to chuckle out loud seeing the Captain set upon by a giggling swarm of nymphs. The pretty Julie had obviously found the Captain in fine fettle and she applied a touch of lip gloss to the end of his nose to make sure he knew it. These girls were in spring break mode and Reggies dirty old mind once again flitted to surf side and a glorious scene of the four of them walking along the beach side by side, their slightly sun burned buns jiggling almost imperceptibly on either side of their brightly colored thongs. Shawna, Mae, Kelly and Julie. Bloody hell.
Reggie was shaken from his reverie by a rather large gentleman of color brushing past him to join the queue. His clothing suggested an 'Angle of Death' motif and frankly, he looked unhappy. Probably a harried businessman on his way to some conference he really didn't want to attend.
It was then he realized that it was time get on the blasted plane! Reg hustled down the small jet-way, checked in with the flight attendant and made his way toward the rear of the small plane. He always sat in the back on these short hops. Let the pukers have the front where the ride is a bit smoother. Having piloted everything from tiny reconnaissance craft to attack helicopters, Reggie had no trouble with a few bumps in the sky.
But he did have trouble with the big bumps on the chest of the pretty photog or foreign correspondent or whatever she was and he definitely wanted to grab that open seat next to her and find out what that trouble was.
"Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry, is this seat taken?" said the spider to the fly...
Reg had to chuckle out loud seeing the Captain set upon by a giggling swarm of nymphs. The pretty Julie had obviously found the Captain in fine fettle and she applied a touch of lip gloss to the end of his nose to make sure he knew it. These girls were in spring break mode and Reggies dirty old mind once again flitted to surf side and a glorious scene of the four of them walking along the beach side by side, their slightly sun burned buns jiggling almost imperceptibly on either side of their brightly colored thongs. Shawna, Mae, Kelly and Julie. Bloody hell.
Reggie was shaken from his reverie by a rather large gentleman of color brushing past him to join the queue. His clothing suggested an 'Angle of Death' motif and frankly, he looked unhappy. Probably a harried businessman on his way to some conference he really didn't want to attend.
It was then he realized that it was time get on the blasted plane! Reg hustled down the small jet-way, checked in with the flight attendant and made his way toward the rear of the small plane. He always sat in the back on these short hops. Let the pukers have the front where the ride is a bit smoother. Having piloted everything from tiny reconnaissance craft to attack helicopters, Reggie had no trouble with a few bumps in the sky.
But he did have trouble with the big bumps on the chest of the pretty photog or foreign correspondent or whatever she was and he definitely wanted to grab that open seat next to her and find out what that trouble was.
"Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry, is this seat taken?" said the spider to the fly...