The Internet Dom

[AngelicAssassin]

The polite girl needs a gag.

She's the one who got you into this fix.

Whenever I let her out she winds up wasting my time.

Ah, now i understand why your PM box is full all the time ...

 

[Netzach]

Ah, now i understand why your PM box is full all the time ...

*lol* Yeah, maybe the inflammatory ragging B needs a bitgag too.

 

[brioche]

Ah, now i understand why your PM box is full all the time ...

I didn't know your tongue could go that firmly in your cheek.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I finally got it.

First pm=wanna talk?....no, after looking at your profile, I don't think our interests match, but thanks for the contact and I wish you luck in your search.
2nd pm=I just want to talk to you.....ok, can't hurt.
3rd pm=what's your email addy.....I send email addy.
1st email=IM....I send IM info.
2nd email=what toys do you have? Have them ready when we IM. You're going to need them.

PUH-LEESE!! I am so ticked off I can't even respond. Help with my response would be greatly appreciated!!

This is absolutely a candidate for the Asshats thread!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

2nd email=what toys do you have? Have them ready when we IM. You're going to need them.

...Help with my response would be greatly appreciated!!

Hmmmm... How about something along this line:

Lets see, MasterCyberStudlyDom. Toys that I have...
There's the nerf bow and arrow set.
And I have a SuperSoaker I use to keep the cat off the furniture.
I've got a couple of sets of TinkerToys, Lego blocks, and Lincoln Logs!
I have Monopoly, Risk, and Candyland. OH! And I still have Mystery Date too!
I've got a couple of decks of cards, and an Uno deck!
<continue in this vein until you run out of toys or ideas... *GRIN* >

 

[pellso27]

tell him your really a guy

that works for me all the time

 

[FurryFury]

Lack of response works after a while. I favor that.

Fury

 

[JupitersGirl]

Hmmmm... How about soemthing along this line:

Lets see, MasterCyberStudlyDom. Toys that I have...
There's the nerf bow and arrow set.
And I have a SuperSoaker I use to keep the cat off the furniture.
I've got a couple of sets of TinkerToys, Lego blocks, and Lincoln Logs!
I have Monopoly, Risk, and Candyland. OH! And I still have Mystery Date too!
I've got a couple of decks of cards, and an Uno deck!
<continue in this vein until you run out of toys or ideas... *GRIN* >

I love it! <grin>

How about one of those little battery operated ferrets that jumps all over the place?

But yeah, lack of a response works every time. Thanks, FF!

 

[wolfie69]

hmmmmm

OK how about asking for three references, one from a clergymen, one from a parent and the last from an employer?

 

[Yang4yin]

That last post must've been lost in a time space continuum.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

I believe I have been contacted by this "dom"

It was no picnic and he was hard to be rid of if I'm correct.

I finally got it.

First pm=wanna talk?....no, after looking at your profile, I don't think our interests match, but thanks for the contact and I wish you luck in your search.
2nd pm=I just want to talk to you.....ok, can't hurt.
3rd pm=what's your email addy.....I send email addy.
1st email=IM....I send IM info.
2nd email=what toys do you have? Have them ready when we IM. You're going to need them.

PUH-LEESE!! I am so ticked off I can't even respond. Help with my response would be greatly appreciated!!

 

[Esclava]

Oh my ...

You may wind up having to ignore him and his advances. Personally, I've found that if you tell him something that slices his tiny little balls off and hands them back to him, it will usually shame him into leaving you alone - no matter how Domly he thinks he is. You will then cease to be attractive to him and more trouble/work than he wants to put in.

Keep us posted,

Esclava