spunkyE
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Merry Christmas!
So it's been a really long time since I've posted a personal ad.
So "bare" with me.
Are you the guy next door on Lit who isn't kinky, but maybe a tad bit vanilla? This is what I'm looking for this holiday season. You may be shy in real life. You might just not have luck finding someone to chat with. Do you read the threads on here but never post and never chat? Do you yearn for a connection with someone. Do you yearn for the ping of your email or messenger that you have an incoming message from me?
You:
Age: 38 to 52
Sex: Male
Time Zone: Eastern Time zone maybe central. I work a lot and go to bed early so being in the same time zone makes life easier.
Brain: You have one. You might not be a rocket scientist. Neither am I but I believe that the written word is one of the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world.
Chemistry: Is a must. I can usually tell pretty quickly if I click with someone. this is probably one of my worst traits. Or maybe it's that I know but am too nice to call something off.
What I expect: I am looking for a long term chat with someone. a cyber relationship. Emails or agreed upon messenger a couple times a day. they don't all have to be sexual. I want my partner to be open and honest about their life. I believe in the beginning playing 20 questions is a great way to get to know someone.
Relationship Status: this is a hard one to answer. I've done both single and married. I've been on here a lonnnnng time. I do want you to be straight. Know if you are married it will go no further than chatting maybe some pics. Single - it would depend on the chemistry. I've been known to have hookups but at my age I know what it would take for m4'7e to say yes to someone. I also know that the lonely married guy can be some of the hottest chats i've had. If my last one that I chatted with were to come back to chatting i'd be the happiest litster. [Name redacted by moderator per forum rules] if you are reading this you know how to contact me.
Pics: this is not an automatic thing. once I know we have chemistry video chat or pics may happen. However, unless our relationship really progressed you will not see my face. It's about being safe in an unsafe world. Online is my safe haven where i'm real but my shyness doesn't hamper me.
About me: I have been on lit for a really long time. I have stories. I have posts. You will learn alot about me. I do chat on the lit site once in awhile when I need a quick wham bam type of interaction. I'm 52 never married. 4'7 140lbs 38B dark hair that needs dyed for those stray greys. glasses. i'm not obese i'm not skinny. I'm very well curved. I am lonely and I am too shy in real life to find what I want. If I'm able to talk to you in real life you are either taken and no threat to my anxieties or you are not what I should be looking for. I am a professional women who has let life get away from her and her personal life got messed up with anxieties. I'm a very typical girl next door. I love to craft, love to read, love animals (have a cat) does charity work, and binge watches TV from Hallmark movies to Landman. Most importantly I am not a liberal. I work hard and expect others to. I love to chat and you will never know when an arousing message will arrive for you.
There is so much more to say but if you have read this far and am interested send me a pm. I will try to answer every pm I get. if you don't have anything in your profile then tell me about yourself. You will always gets points if you have picked something up from my profile or stories and have something in your pm to make me want to respond back. And yes that is a pic of me from a good long time ago but I am real.
Merry Christmas to you all!
Spunky
So it's been a really long time since I've posted a personal ad.
So "bare" with me.
Are you the guy next door on Lit who isn't kinky, but maybe a tad bit vanilla? This is what I'm looking for this holiday season. You may be shy in real life. You might just not have luck finding someone to chat with. Do you read the threads on here but never post and never chat? Do you yearn for a connection with someone. Do you yearn for the ping of your email or messenger that you have an incoming message from me?
You:
Age: 38 to 52
Sex: Male
Time Zone: Eastern Time zone maybe central. I work a lot and go to bed early so being in the same time zone makes life easier.
Brain: You have one. You might not be a rocket scientist. Neither am I but I believe that the written word is one of the most powerful aphrodisiac in the world.
Chemistry: Is a must. I can usually tell pretty quickly if I click with someone. this is probably one of my worst traits. Or maybe it's that I know but am too nice to call something off.
What I expect: I am looking for a long term chat with someone. a cyber relationship. Emails or agreed upon messenger a couple times a day. they don't all have to be sexual. I want my partner to be open and honest about their life. I believe in the beginning playing 20 questions is a great way to get to know someone.
Relationship Status: this is a hard one to answer. I've done both single and married. I've been on here a lonnnnng time. I do want you to be straight. Know if you are married it will go no further than chatting maybe some pics. Single - it would depend on the chemistry. I've been known to have hookups but at my age I know what it would take for m4'7e to say yes to someone. I also know that the lonely married guy can be some of the hottest chats i've had. If my last one that I chatted with were to come back to chatting i'd be the happiest litster. [Name redacted by moderator per forum rules] if you are reading this you know how to contact me.
Pics: this is not an automatic thing. once I know we have chemistry video chat or pics may happen. However, unless our relationship really progressed you will not see my face. It's about being safe in an unsafe world. Online is my safe haven where i'm real but my shyness doesn't hamper me.
About me: I have been on lit for a really long time. I have stories. I have posts. You will learn alot about me. I do chat on the lit site once in awhile when I need a quick wham bam type of interaction. I'm 52 never married. 4'7 140lbs 38B dark hair that needs dyed for those stray greys. glasses. i'm not obese i'm not skinny. I'm very well curved. I am lonely and I am too shy in real life to find what I want. If I'm able to talk to you in real life you are either taken and no threat to my anxieties or you are not what I should be looking for. I am a professional women who has let life get away from her and her personal life got messed up with anxieties. I'm a very typical girl next door. I love to craft, love to read, love animals (have a cat) does charity work, and binge watches TV from Hallmark movies to Landman. Most importantly I am not a liberal. I work hard and expect others to. I love to chat and you will never know when an arousing message will arrive for you.
There is so much more to say but if you have read this far and am interested send me a pm. I will try to answer every pm I get. if you don't have anything in your profile then tell me about yourself. You will always gets points if you have picked something up from my profile or stories and have something in your pm to make me want to respond back. And yes that is a pic of me from a good long time ago but I am real.
Merry Christmas to you all!
Spunky
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