The Intellectual Sexiness Test

[eudaemonia]

So, I've discovered that while internet dating is about as slow as the non-interventionist sort, at least okcupid.com keeps you entertained while you cool your heels.

Of the scores and scores of quizzes one can possibly attempt, here's a test I thought was particularly well-written.

Now, I display my results here not to brag (well, a little , who am I kidding today?) but to suggest that this is nothing compared to what I think some of y'alls here on Lit could score. Ye of fecundity, what sayeth?

Your Score: Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 82!

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Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 88% on sexiness

 

[Cathleen]

Your score of Intellectual Inferno is not news to me and I bet lots of others here.

On my way to take the test, if I don't return, well, you'll figure out why -- you're smart, erotically and otherwise.

 

[Bobmi357]

I guess I didn't do too well...

Your score: Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 64!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

 

[eudaemonia]

On my way to take the test, if I don't return, well, you'll figure out why

I hope you'll take your sweet time, then.

Your score of Intellectual Inferno is not news to me and I bet lots of others here.

<rant>What's reallykindasorta p!ssing me off about okcupid.com is that no matter how many and which kinds of sex/love tests I take, and no matter what my scores (see above), I *always* end up less kinky, *far* less horny and waaay more old-fashioned than _everyone_ I match with -- even when I push all the right buttons, so to speak, just for a joke. This makes absolutely no sense! Stupid algorithm. </rant>

 

[midwestyankee]

Inferno here.

 

[Cathleen]

Hot Tamale

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 73!

<snip>

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness




Compared to other people your age -- they could've left that little gem out.

 

[RavenousRae]

Another Hot Tamale - 72%

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

 

[eudaemonia]

Inferno here.

Like this is news ...

 

[eudaemonia]

Hot Tamale

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 73!

<snip>

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

Compared to other people your age -- they could've left that little gem out.

My spin: You were waay too sexy before your time, and therefore haven't yet hit your hotness pinnacle.

 

[Cathleen]

Nice spin, E. I'm thinking I'm late to the party. ; )

 

[pleasteasme]

That was an fun test ~ thanks for sharing the link with us eudeamonia!

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 65!

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You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on sexiness

 

[SweetErika]

Your Score: Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 83!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

Definitely unexpected!

You're right, this was a pretty good one.

 

[eudaemonia]

Definitely unexpected!

Why are *you* surprised? I'm not.

 

[silverwhisper]

inferno over here, 88%. i have to say, i'm mildly disappointed in myself.

and erika, she's right--remember, some of us have read your erotica. :>

ed

 

[sereneone4u]

Intellectual Inferno...wow!

 

[M's girl]

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 70!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

 

[Leah57]

Your Score: Hot Tamale

You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 71!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexiness

 

[BanJhankri]

it is confirmed!

i'm a hotta male

 

[naxalite0906]

Hot Tamale!
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 76!

You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot you'd like to try in the future. You've got a sharp, sexy mind, and few inhibitions to restrain you from exploring all the pleasure you can get. You have few hang-ups, and there's not much you don't know about sex. You're open-minded and able to enjoy things that would make a lesser person squeamish. You're an exceptional treat as a lover, appreciated greatly by those who know the differnce. You were probably bored with a few of the people you've been with in your past, feeling like you had to drag them along with you in the sexual adventures you want to have, and probably dumping them for the same reason. It takes a lot to stimulate you; you realize it's not just about bumping uglies. In the end there's gotta be a lot more to it. Still, there is always room for improvement. Before you can graduate into a true sexual genius, there are a few things you've got to learn, to explore, to think through, talk through, and fuck through. A good place to start is in taking a look at the few things you're still a little hesitant to try. Break down you're last few barriers and discover the outer sexual frontiers, and you'll become a master.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on sexines

Does this make me good then? Am I now appealing to some people..lol

 

[wyckdwench]

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on sexiness

 

[bobsgirl]

My intellectual sexiness factor = 84

Was there ever any doubt?

 

[silverwhisper]

of course not.

but i know that you're blushing.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

of course not.

but i know that you're blushing.

ed

Do I need to get out the riding crop again, young man?

 

[silverwhisper]

sure...it'll just make you blush all the more...

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Do I need to get out the riding crop again, young man?

Speaking of riding crops....

I happened across a farm and fleet store yesterday while making my way back through Wisconsin after dropping off #3 for the summer, and found this:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/IMAGE_00077.jpg