The implications are massive
- Thread starter Slut_boy
- Start date
Merelan
Lady's Love
- Joined
- Mar 29, 2000
- Posts
- 10,812
Oh, well then. We shall have to subdue you, wear you out so you have no more strength for all this silly fighting. I wonder if we would have the same problem with recruiting as the US Service does?
Hmmm..
Wonder what our recruitment posters would look like?
Hmmm..
Wonder what our recruitment posters would look like?
Gaucho
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 13, 2000
- Posts
- 2,631
Re: Recruitment Posters
Neve Campbell? Sorry, Ex. Denise Richards made her look like a boy in "Wild Things", at least until the end, when she, uh, "cleaned" up her act.
And why would you opt for some big-titted, small-brained, Hollywood starlet when you have the most luscious collection of temptresses ever right here at your fingertips?
My vote would be for a rotating series of Internet postings, featuring the ladies of the board in their "come hither" best. Since it was Merelan's idea, I would nominate her to go first, followed by Simply Southern, since it was her panty remark (and SB's fetish) that got this started in the first place.
Rest assured, ladies, that all of you would get a shot at this (assuming you were so inclined) because you are all gorgeous in your own way and equally deserving of the opportunity to drive us to distraction.
Well, Ex. What do you think?
Expertise said:
Neve Campbell? Sorry, Ex. Denise Richards made her look like a boy in "Wild Things", at least until the end, when she, uh, "cleaned" up her act.
And why would you opt for some big-titted, small-brained, Hollywood starlet when you have the most luscious collection of temptresses ever right here at your fingertips?
My vote would be for a rotating series of Internet postings, featuring the ladies of the board in their "come hither" best. Since it was Merelan's idea, I would nominate her to go first, followed by Simply Southern, since it was her panty remark (and SB's fetish) that got this started in the first place.
Rest assured, ladies, that all of you would get a shot at this (assuming you were so inclined) because you are all gorgeous in your own way and equally deserving of the opportunity to drive us to distraction.
Well, Ex. What do you think?
FlamingoBlue
a simple country lawyer
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2000
- Posts
- 2,994
Talk about confusing???
No where else but here could you see a thread like this. The Dome of the Rock.The Arab-Israeli conflict and Southern's panties.
Maybe there is a connection between the two.Perhaps we can get the charmer who got SS to drop her panties to negotiate a resolution to the mid-east problem? Could Dr. Olly be the man??
Oh, as far as a war in the mid-east is concerned, I hope it never happens because that will likely be the LAST war we will ever die to see. Fighting for land or wealth is one thing. This stuff is about Religion and race. No one ever wins those wars.
Nice to be back.
blue
No where else but here could you see a thread like this. The Dome of the Rock.The Arab-Israeli conflict and Southern's panties.
Maybe there is a connection between the two.Perhaps we can get the charmer who got SS to drop her panties to negotiate a resolution to the mid-east problem? Could Dr. Olly be the man??
Oh, as far as a war in the mid-east is concerned, I hope it never happens because that will likely be the LAST war we will ever die to see. Fighting for land or wealth is one thing. This stuff is about Religion and race. No one ever wins those wars.
Nice to be back.
blue
SimplySouthern
Smooth Up In Ya!
- Joined
- May 29, 2000
- Posts
- 11,775
Nice to have you back Blue. Missed you. 
Who said anything about me dropping panties? Who said anything about me ever wearing panties?
Can't we have a Lit war slogan to go with our posters?
Fight the Lit War. It's every man for himself. *wink*
Only those with "hands on" experience need apply.
BTW, Exp...I like it when you talk dirty.
Who said anything about me dropping panties? Who said anything about me ever wearing panties?
Can't we have a Lit war slogan to go with our posters?
Fight the Lit War. It's every man for himself. *wink*
Only those with "hands on" experience need apply.
BTW, Exp...I like it when you talk dirty.
FlamingoBlue
a simple country lawyer
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2000
- Posts
- 2,994
The Lit Wars???
Didn't we already have a few?? I thought that our slogan was "Make Love, Not War"?
o, SS, when will you hear the results of the Bar exam? I waited 3 months. but that was in the olden days.
blue
Didn't we already have a few?? I thought that our slogan was "Make Love, Not War"?
o, SS, when will you hear the results of the Bar exam? I waited 3 months. but that was in the olden days.
blue
Merelan
Lady's Love
- Joined
- Mar 29, 2000
- Posts
- 10,812
My gracious see what SlutMan starts with his intellectual posts. He gets me all horny when he talks in big words and this is where we all end up.
Umm.. me first? No.... I think... ummm.... I think I need photos before I can "do" a poster..
slogans... yes... we need a slogan, and a jingle, and a marketing scheme, and a patent.. yes leather we want leather!!!!!!
I am running amok here, sorry, it was sniffing the dandelions that did it.
Okay. Whew That passed, I think.
Southern.. love the idea of slogans..
Anyone have suggestions?
To those who think I am not concerned about the war already occurring, I am, but cannot but feel that if they would lighten up a bit then things would be easier to negotiate. By making people here smile I am doing my little bit for peace... or piece...
Umm.. me first? No.... I think... ummm.... I think I need photos before I can "do" a poster..
slogans... yes... we need a slogan, and a jingle, and a marketing scheme, and a patent.. yes leather we want leather!!!!!!
I am running amok here, sorry, it was sniffing the dandelions that did it.
Okay. Whew That passed, I think.
Southern.. love the idea of slogans..
Anyone have suggestions?
To those who think I am not concerned about the war already occurring, I am, but cannot but feel that if they would lighten up a bit then things would be easier to negotiate. By making people here smile I am doing my little bit for peace... or piece...
Weird Harold
Opinionated Old Fart
- Joined
- Mar 1, 2000
- Posts
- 23,768
Slut_boy said:
Helen of Troy was "the face that launched a thousand ships."
Wouldn't that mean the Trojan war was over her blowjobs, and not her pussy?
Too bad the Arab-Isreali problems aren't as simple to define or resolve.
SimplySouthern
Smooth Up In Ya!
- Joined
- May 29, 2000
- Posts
- 11,775
Slut_boy said:SimplySouthern said:
I take that back. Wouldn't it be more fun if every man was for one of the women? And of course to make things fair we should have some sort of rotation schedule. This could be our first step towards peace...learning to share effectively and efficiently.
Oliver Clozoff
SirRealism
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2000
- Posts
- 7,468
SimplySouthern said:
It certainly wasn't me. In fact, I can vouch for the fact that North Carolina's spiciest lawyer doesn't even own a single pair. She eschews the garment on general principle.
I imagine it also saves her a bit of money and frees up some space in her dresser for... ummmm... more useful items.
SimplySouthern
Smooth Up In Ya!
- Joined
- May 29, 2000
- Posts
- 11,775
Oliver Clozoff said:
Whatever could you be talking about? *hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
G
Guest
Guest
This is war?
Thanks Lala for telling me about this thread. I must say that I enjoyed watching the forum go from armageddon, to panties, to evolution, and back to panties again. I do hope that in the end times most violence consists of panties being playfully snapped at people.
I was just accused of being a troll.
Uh.. Here goes... I hate all people equally! Everyone who has religious beliefs will DIE!!! MUAHHHA!!!
Troll, troll.... trollicious...
Thanks Lala for telling me about this thread. I must say that I enjoyed watching the forum go from armageddon, to panties, to evolution, and back to panties again. I do hope that in the end times most violence consists of panties being playfully snapped at people.
I was just accused of being a troll.
Uh.. Here goes... I hate all people equally! Everyone who has religious beliefs will DIE!!! MUAHHHA!!!
Troll, troll.... trollicious...
SimplySouthern
Smooth Up In Ya!
- Joined
- May 29, 2000
- Posts
- 11,775
If you are in fact a troll...you can be my favorite troll. How bout that?
The Middle East crisis will not work itself out or otherwise be resolved until there is a world leader who can negotiate the diametrically opposed differences. It must be a world leader both sides trust. Who might that be? Not Clinton, certainly, or Bush or Gore who all frequently emphasize publically that Israel is the United State's ally. Do you really think the Muslim world will trust any of these leaders?
The latest cease-fire is yet another farce. Some temporary lull in the violence will likely occur, but it won't last, not until that "special" world leader arrives on the scene to save the day. We are dealing with ages of war and hatred here, most of which has been precipitated by religious issues. Further complicating the matter, although Arafat may be recognized as the Palestinian leader, he can not control the more militant Muslim groups.
This "special" world leader will establish a covenant that will resolve the Dome of the Rock/Third Temple issue and finally establish peace. The most prevalent theory is that the actual location of the First and Second Temples was exactly at the site of the Dome of the Rock. This is by no means, however, anything resembling certainty. WAQF, the Supreme Moslem Council, controls the Temple Mount area and has forbidden any meaningful archaeological studies.
There are two other rather significant theories regarding the location of the First and Second Temples. Asher Kaufman, a physicist, presented a theory about twenty years ago that the First and Second Temples were at a location north of the Dome of the Rock. Tuvia Sagiv, an architect from Tel Aviv, proposed that the Temples existed at a location south of the Dome of the Rock. He has provided extensive documentation for said location over the past five years.
This "special" world leader will persuade Muslims to permit the Temple Mount area to be properly investigated scientifically. It will be determined that the First and Second Temples were actually located at either the northern or southern location, not where the Dome of the Rock is. The Third Temple will be built at one of those locations, and temple worship according to the Torah will be restored.
This "special" world leader will then break the covenant, and the Third Temple will be destroyed, as will be the Dome of the Rock. No need for them. Muslims, Jews and Christians alike will worship this "special" world leader instead. The events that follow will ultimately culminate in the battle of Armageddon, which means the hill of Megiddo, about fifty miles north of Jerusalem. Nuclear and biological weapons will be utilized to the extent that the end of the world as we know it will soon result.
This "special" world leader will be, of course, the Antichrist. Who would give much credibility to someone whose idea of eroticism is getting a blowjob from some bimbo? No, the Antichrist will be someone who is in touch with his feminine side; quite likely one who has a panty fetish. The Antichrist will not be from the U.S. or Israel or Iraq or Egypt. Try South Africa. The Antichrist will be engaged in some field such as international law and will propose the banning of nuclear weapons and measures ensuring adequate human rights for all.
Millions of women will worship the Antichrist in the desert (Matthew 24), waving and throwing their white cotton panties, waiting to be raptured away.
Slut_boy for Antichrist! Now there's someone I would vote for.
The latest cease-fire is yet another farce. Some temporary lull in the violence will likely occur, but it won't last, not until that "special" world leader arrives on the scene to save the day. We are dealing with ages of war and hatred here, most of which has been precipitated by religious issues. Further complicating the matter, although Arafat may be recognized as the Palestinian leader, he can not control the more militant Muslim groups.
This "special" world leader will establish a covenant that will resolve the Dome of the Rock/Third Temple issue and finally establish peace. The most prevalent theory is that the actual location of the First and Second Temples was exactly at the site of the Dome of the Rock. This is by no means, however, anything resembling certainty. WAQF, the Supreme Moslem Council, controls the Temple Mount area and has forbidden any meaningful archaeological studies.
There are two other rather significant theories regarding the location of the First and Second Temples. Asher Kaufman, a physicist, presented a theory about twenty years ago that the First and Second Temples were at a location north of the Dome of the Rock. Tuvia Sagiv, an architect from Tel Aviv, proposed that the Temples existed at a location south of the Dome of the Rock. He has provided extensive documentation for said location over the past five years.
This "special" world leader will persuade Muslims to permit the Temple Mount area to be properly investigated scientifically. It will be determined that the First and Second Temples were actually located at either the northern or southern location, not where the Dome of the Rock is. The Third Temple will be built at one of those locations, and temple worship according to the Torah will be restored.
This "special" world leader will then break the covenant, and the Third Temple will be destroyed, as will be the Dome of the Rock. No need for them. Muslims, Jews and Christians alike will worship this "special" world leader instead. The events that follow will ultimately culminate in the battle of Armageddon, which means the hill of Megiddo, about fifty miles north of Jerusalem. Nuclear and biological weapons will be utilized to the extent that the end of the world as we know it will soon result.
This "special" world leader will be, of course, the Antichrist. Who would give much credibility to someone whose idea of eroticism is getting a blowjob from some bimbo? No, the Antichrist will be someone who is in touch with his feminine side; quite likely one who has a panty fetish. The Antichrist will not be from the U.S. or Israel or Iraq or Egypt. Try South Africa. The Antichrist will be engaged in some field such as international law and will propose the banning of nuclear weapons and measures ensuring adequate human rights for all.
Millions of women will worship the Antichrist in the desert (Matthew 24), waving and throwing their white cotton panties, waiting to be raptured away.
Slut_boy for Antichrist! Now there's someone I would vote for.
Deborah, see I was right about you....
....you are the funniest.
Now take off your sexy lil' white panties and throw them down here at my feet, and then gently come to me, being careful not to make me cum to soo..... *groan* ... too late.
....you are the funniest.
Now take off your sexy lil' white panties and throw them down here at my feet, and then gently come to me, being careful not to make me cum to soo..... *groan* ... too late.
SimplySouthern
Smooth Up In Ya!
- Joined
- May 29, 2000
- Posts
- 11,775
Gaucho said:[B
Well, at least we know it won't be Southern, since she doesn't wear any.
There you go with those unfounded accusations again. I, as a matter of fact, AM wearing panties today. So there. Neener, neener, neener.
Ezzy
Insignificantly Important
- Joined
- Apr 16, 2000
- Posts
- 2,252
Weird Harold said:
Have you seen what a champagne bottle looks like after it has launched a ship, think what doing it a thousand times would do to a face?
EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif
FlamingoBlue
a simple country lawyer
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2000
- Posts
- 2,994
Peace....
is such an illussion. Most of us wouldn't know it if it smacked us in the face. Do you really think that diverse people from different backgrounds could ever live together in harmony?? Not a chance, except in the U.S.A.
Religion is so devisive, and so is race and gender and all the other differences. I truly believe that Humans will always find a way to fight amongst themselves. There will always be something. In the meantime, I remain available for parties and other happenings. Just email me.
blue
is such an illussion. Most of us wouldn't know it if it smacked us in the face. Do you really think that diverse people from different backgrounds could ever live together in harmony?? Not a chance, except in the U.S.A.
Religion is so devisive, and so is race and gender and all the other differences. I truly believe that Humans will always find a way to fight amongst themselves. There will always be something. In the meantime, I remain available for parties and other happenings. Just email me.
blue
Similar threads
