Shaq
The Libertine
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- Apr 25, 2002
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It is my humble belief that if...
Forrest Gump were real Jenny would have died due to a combination of 7 STDs, a heroin overdose and poisonous snake bite for going in those fields with a dress.
The life expectancy of African-Americans in all horror movies made prior to 1999 (before we became politically incorrect to brutally slaughter in the first 3 minutes) would increase dramatically. Conversely the life expecatancy of female caucasian virgins between the ages of 15-25 would decrease simply because not having your cherry popped doesn't usually compensate for stumbling when a maniacal knife weilding killer is one your ass.
Mel Gibson would have looked more like Danny Devito and Meg Ryan Linda Tripp in You've Got Mail.
We need not even mention what would have happened in Indecent Proposal...for a million dollars Robert Redford coulda slept with both of them.
The Macallisters would have been stripped of parental rights after going on vacation and leaving a kid behind for the 11th time.
Forrest Gump were real Jenny would have died due to a combination of 7 STDs, a heroin overdose and poisonous snake bite for going in those fields with a dress.
The life expectancy of African-Americans in all horror movies made prior to 1999 (before we became politically incorrect to brutally slaughter in the first 3 minutes) would increase dramatically. Conversely the life expecatancy of female caucasian virgins between the ages of 15-25 would decrease simply because not having your cherry popped doesn't usually compensate for stumbling when a maniacal knife weilding killer is one your ass.
Mel Gibson would have looked more like Danny Devito and Meg Ryan Linda Tripp in You've Got Mail.
We need not even mention what would have happened in Indecent Proposal...for a million dollars Robert Redford coulda slept with both of them.
The Macallisters would have been stripped of parental rights after going on vacation and leaving a kid behind for the 11th time.
