The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[cw5523729]

Uhh, I thought of a challenge:
Write an erotic star wars fan fiction, which if you read it blind to innuendo could just be a light saber/force battle.

 

[StillStunned]

Uhh, I thought of a challenge:
Write an erotic star wars fan fiction, which if you read it blind to innuendo could just be a light saber/force battle.

Well, the whole lightsaber/Force thrust thing is quite phallic to begin with...

And (pretty sure of this, but my brain is feeling a bit fried so I can't think of concrete examples) in literature having a hand or arm chopped off is symbolic of castration/unmanning (it's a bit more subtle than "wounded in the thigh", which is just about as explicit as you can get).

 

[TheRedLantern]

in literature having a hand or arm chopped off is symbolic of castration/unmanning

Does that mean that Empire was basically the story of Luke's bris?

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Saw a bad porno in college where a guy with telekinesis went to strip clubs and , with very directed application, teased the dances while they were on stage. Force push???

 

[Z_TheWriter]

While we're on the subject of Luke and innuendo: Y'all know about the Bigger Luke Hypothesis?
And also that in the before-Disney canon he has a clone called Luuke - creates some possibilities don't it?

 

[YmaOHyd]

While we're on the subject of Luke and innuendo: Y'all know about the Bigger Luke Hypothesis?
And also that in the before-Disney canon he has a clone called Luuke - creates some possibilities don't it?

There's also a clone called Luuuke, because the rule apparently is that you just keep adding vowels for each generation of clones. That raises the possibility that the clone troopers in the prequels are all named Jaaaaaaaaaaaa...ngo.

 

[StillStunned]

Does that mean that Empire was basically the story of Luke's bris?

Not unless mohels have started chopping off a lot more than they used to.

 

[onehitwanda]

 

[StillStunned]

"The racoon slept it off for a few hours and showed no signs of injury." Ah, what it was like to be young! Nowadays I need a few hours just to sleep off a morning's work.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Funny story: that's my collegiate liquor store.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Here's a challenge: get by for a week without mentioning Star Wars, not once. What is it with you guys, thinking that's the pinnacle of cultural success? Sheesh!

 

[cw5523729]

Here's a challenge: get by for a week without mentioning Star Wars, not once. What is it with you guys, thinking that's the pinnacle of cultural success? Sheesh!

Starwarsphobe

 

[crookedletter]

Here's a challenge: get by for a week without mentioning Star Wars, not once. What is it with you guys, thinking that's the pinnacle of cultural success? Sheesh!

First prize is some power converters from Tosche Station.

Dammit!

 

[cw5523729]

Here's a challenge: get by for a week without mentioning Star Wars, not once. What is it with you guys, thinking that's the pinnacle of cultural success? Sheesh!

I'll bet you read the Star Wars fan-fiction twice, just to make sure you don't like it

 

[YmaOHyd]

All I'm going to say is that Biggs Darklighter can get it

 

[StillStunned]

Here's a challenge: get by for a week without mentioning Star Wars, not once. What is it with you guys, thinking that's the pinnacle of cultural success? Sheesh!

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating such a challenge is approximately 3,720 to 1!

 

[onehitwanda]

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating such a challenge is approximately 3,720 to 1!

 

[YmaOHyd]

If you ever get the chance to watch the Star Wars movies with extremely bad subtitling, I recommend it!

 

[Z_TheWriter]

If you ever get the chance to watch the Star Wars movies with extremely bad subtitling, I recommend it!

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"They set us up the anti-matter pod!"
"How are you Gentle-droids?"
"All your Deathstar are belong to us!"

 

[YmaOHyd]

"They set us up the anti-matter pod!"
"How are you Gentle-droids?"
"All your Deathstar are belong to us!"

 

[TheLobster]

Here's a challenge: get by for a week without mentioning Star Wars, not once. What is it with you guys, thinking that's the pinnacle of cultural success? Sheesh!

We could try switching to Tolkien, but there is a high likelihood we'd just end up with Harry Potter instead.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

We could try switching to Tolkien, but there is a high likelihood we'd just end up with Harry Potter instead.

¿Por qué no los dos?

 

[ElectricBlue]

I'll bet you read the Star Wars fan-fiction twice, just to make sure you don't like it

Haha. I'm from the generation who saw the original trilogy and thought the Empire Strikes Back was an okay movie. My eyes glazed over with the silly second trilogy, and the the rest is instantly forgettable. Although Daisy Ridley was cute, I'll give her that.

 

[ElectricBlue]

We could try switching to Tolkien, but there is a high likelihood we'd just end up with Harry Potter instead.

I was going to say, in my original provocapost, that folk will try to convince me that LOTR is great literature, next. You lot need to read more, frankly .

 

[Euphony]

IT'S A TRAP!!!