The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[TheRedLantern]

I've been trying not to get bummed out by all the threads about bugs and queues and site problems, and just stay focused on the important things that I get from Lit.

But it's been HOURS since the last dick joke, Star Wars reference, or Star Wars dick joke, and I'm starting to wonder what we're even DOING here any more.

Wookie Balls.

 

[crookedletter]

Wookie Balls.

Ah yes. A holiday favorite.

 

[onehitwanda]

DOING

Dong. Hee hee!

 

[cw5523729]

I've been trying not to get bummed out by all the threads about bugs and queues and site problems, and just stay focused on the important things that I get from Lit.

But it's been HOURS since the last dick joke, Star Wars reference, or Star Wars dick joke, and I'm starting to wonder what we're even DOING here any more.

Wookie Balls.

There once was a girl named Red
Dicks, and Stars Wars filled her head
Frustrated she was
From boring talk, she withdraws
Luckily more limericks are ahead!

 

[cw5523729]

I've been trying not to get bummed out by all the threads about bugs and queues and site problems, and just stay focused on the important things that I get from Lit.

But it's been HOURS since the last dick joke, Star Wars reference, or Star Wars dick joke, and I'm starting to wonder what we're even DOING here any more.

Wookie Balls.

There once was a girl named Red
"Keep the sabers out of my bed!"
"No, in you won't slide"
"into my dark side!"
"Play with your saber yourself instead!"

 

[Bamagan]

I've been trying not to get bummed out by all the threads about bugs and queues and site problems, and just stay focused on the important things that I get from Lit.

But it's been HOURS since the last dick joke, Star Wars reference, or Star Wars dick joke, and I'm starting to wonder what we're even DOING here any more.

Wookie Balls.

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars to describe their genitals?

Since I'm going first I'm saying Chewbacca. Some have been known to lose arms down there.

 

[TheLobster]

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars

Hmm alright… Let’s say, Jabba?

to describe their genitals?

Oh.

Oh.

I, uh, I think I have a Kessel run to make…

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars to describe their genitals?

Since I'm going first I'm saying Chewbacca. Some have been known to lose arms down there.

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I have no proof, but I have no doubt that Bastila Shan has a fairly hairy pussy, and she's equally a brunette down there as she is up there, but it's still possible to see the pretty pink line that makes it. All I know for sure is that she's sweaty, from both those tight robes she wears, as well as the trouble she constantly gets into. I could add a few more descriptors, but then when do I stop describing Bastila and start describing Fetish's depiction of the ideal woman? No need to take this as judgement, Fetish readers, your kinks are valid, enjoy whatever you want.

I do love her as Sith though. Black suits her better.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars to describe their genitals?

A Sarlacc: rarely seen, generally avoided, subject to CGI revision at the whim of George Lucas.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Atton Rand manscapes to an uncomfortable degree. Visas Marr probably doesn't need to. The Handmaid is a sex freak, but her boring male counterpart is the biggest prude imaginable, and probably wears bikini-jorts at all times to hide his thunder.

 

[crookedletter]

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars to describe their genitals?

There’s definitely a joke somewhere in here about Boba Fett, how he was way more interesting before they decided to start whipping him out everywhere.

But I won’t make that joke, of course…

 

[YmaOHyd]

There’s definitely a joke somewhere in here about Boba Fett, how he was way more interesting before they decided to start whipping him out everywhere.

But I won’t make that joke, of course…

The best part about Boba Fett is that they created him, then various people were like this guy is so cool there's a whole planet filled with Boba Fetts! and then George Lucas nodded and went right, right. And Boba Fett isn't from there.

 

[TheRedLantern]

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars to describe their genitals?

I spent the last ten hours studying Rancor mating habits and got, like, 4 plot bunnies

 

[StillStunned]

Okay, how about everyone picks a character from Star Wars to describe their genitals?

Mine have been compared to the Millennium Falcon.

The fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy.

 

[TheLobster]

Mine have been compared to the Millennium Falcon.

The fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy.

Can it also do things that are measured in parsecs?

 

[StillStunned]

Can it also do things that are measured in parsecs?

I doubt it. Mostly I just hear about the secs being sub-par.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Mine have been compared to the Millennium Falcon.

The fastest hunk of junk in the Galaxy.

Borg Cube.

It isn't there.

It's there.

It isn't there.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Jeez, I pop into this thread for the first time in 20 pages, and you're all fulfilling my law that all threads eventually descend into Star Wars.

Can't say I find any of SW remotely sexy, though in a pinch I could kill time exploring Leia's layers...

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Jeez, I pop into this thread for the first time in 20 pages, and you're all fulfilling my law that all threads eventually descend into Star Wars.

Can't say I find any of SW remotely sexy, though in a pinch I could kill time exploring Leia's layers...

There oughta be a law prohibiting that.

Can't say as I understand why anyone ever watched it.

Leia? No. Vespa? YEAH!!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

The far, far, far, far out better version .....

62 year old Zuniga will reprise Vespa in ...


"The sequel is cheekily being described as “A Non-Prequel Non-Reboot Sequel Part Two – but with Reboot Elements – Franchise Expansion Film,” though no further details are available just yet.

Rick Moranis and Bill Pullman are both set to also return, as Darth Helmet and Lone Starr, respectively. Mel Brooks shared a teaser and will also reprise his role as Yogurt!"



Balls took Wars to the wall.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Don't mind me. Just coming back here to find the shame corner... Yup there it is. *sits down*

 

[Bamagan]

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Don't mind me. Just coming back here to find the shame corner... Yup there it is. *sits down*

Luckily, this thread is a regular icosagon, so we have twenty corners of shame to accommodate penitents. Although calling an angled span of 162 degrees a corner may cause some quibbling, considering it's only 10% less flat than a basic wall. But never mind that! Our corners of shame are spacious and airy!

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Luckily, this thread is a regular icosagon, so we have twenty corners of shame to accommodate penitents. Although calling an angled span of 162 degrees a corner may cause some quibbling, considering it's only 10% less flat than a basic wall. But never mind that! Our corners of shame are spacious and airy!
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Well yesterday (I think) we began to suspect that the Shame Corner is actually just my aura, so the validity of the cornering may be moot.