The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[KittyOfSteele]

If you're going for a leak
Please, don't post a pic
We are not offended by a dick
It's just no one wants to see your prick

 

[YmaOHyd]

 

[cw5523729]

If you're going for a leak
Please, don't post a pic
We are not offended by a dick
It's just no one wants to see your prick

On Lit there was a Kitty
Whose rhymes were always quite shitty
She made them not rhyme
Every single time
Because she was being very petty

 

[crookedletter]

I promise this will rhyme
every single time
I won't go astray
I won't make you say
that I wrote a bad poem that didn't rhyme at the end

 

[AwkwardlySet]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Hey! Some of us pr-, I mean, cool guys, drive a BMW!

 

[YmaOHyd]

I promise this will rhyme
every single time
I won't go astray
I won't make you say
that I wrote a bad poem that didn't rhyme at the end

Reminds me of the man from Peru / whose limericks stopped on line two

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Rhyming is hard
Potato

 

[YmaOHyd]

Rhyming is hard
Potato

And that's why the man from Verdun...

 

[TheRedLantern]

BRB, gotta go take a leak before I make any more puns

There once was a user Dub Cee
Who went to the bathroom "to pee"
He said that it leaked
But then we all peeked
And saw the Lit girl on his screen

 

[KittyOfSteele]

On Lit there was a Kitty
Whose rhymes were always quite shitty
She made them not rhyme
Every single time
Because she was being very petty

Si estuviéramos rimando en mi lengua
Los habría dejado a todos en la trena.
¿Qué se creen? Al menos dejo una huella
En esta lengua que con rima no hay tregua

Porque rimar cualquiera lo puede lograr
Pero si se trata de arritmias, yo las puedo marcar
Soy bestial, mi estilo lo puede probar
Si no me crees, ven a mi cama para tu corazón desgarrar

 

[Z_TheWriter]

There once was a user Dub Cee
Who went to the bathroom "to pee"
He said that it leaked
But then we all peeked
And saw the Lit girl on his screen

There once was a lantern so red
Whose forum posts most quickly spread
Her poems eclectic
Made men apoplectic
They all wanted to take her to b- The Shame Corner

In the other thread

 

[cw5523729]

There once was a user Dub Cee
Who went to the bathroom "to pee"
He said that it leaked
But then we all peeked
And saw the Lit girl on his screen

It was the sexy Christmas outfit that did it

 

[cw5523729]

Si estuviéramos rimando en mi lengua
Los habría dejado a todos en la trena.
¿Qué se creen? Al menos dejo una huella
En esta lengua que con rima no hay tregua

Porque rimar cualquiera lo puede lograr
Pero si se trata de arritmias, yo las puedo marcar
Soy bestial, mi estilo lo puede probar
Si no me crees, ven a mi cama para tu corazón desgarrar

That better rhyme in spanish at least.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

There once was a lantern so red
Whose forum posts most quickly spread
Her poems eclectic
Made men apoplectic
They all wanted to take her to b- The Shame Corner

In the other thread

Wait a minute... Shit, the Shame Corner was this thread!
And I was so cool for like 3 minutes

 

[crookedletter]

Wait a minute... Shit, the Shame Corner was this thread!
And I was so cool for like 3 minutes

All of AH might be the Shame Corner.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Wait a minute... Shit, the Shame Corner was this thread!
And I was so cool for like 3 minutes

The shame corner has spreaaaad.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

The shame corner has spreaaaad.

Dreeead the Shame Corner!

 

[KittyOfSteele]

That better rhyme in spanish at least.

The only way to learn is screwing up
The only way to screw up is doing
The only way to do is writing
The only way to write is by having anal intercourse with the language of your choosing

 

[cw5523729]

Wait a minute... Shit, the Shame Corner was this thread!
And I was so cool for like 3 minutes

If the Box of Shame is in the Shame Corner, is that doubly shameful or do they cancel each other out?

 

[SmilingLez]

Since the new topic is "clicks," a little bit of self promotion

https://www.literotica.com/p/click-20

 

[Z_TheWriter]

If the Box of Shame is in the Shame Corner, is that doubly shameful or do they cancel each other out?

It just occurred to me that, being the original resident of the Shame Corner, it may not be a static place, but simply my aura

 

[crookedletter]

Since the new topic is "clicks," a little bit of self promotion

https://www.literotica.com/p/click-20

Bit of a vibe shift from this thread...

Very powerful. Thanks for sharing.

 

[NuclearFairy]

If the Box of Shame is in the Shame Corner, is that doubly shameful or do they cancel each other out?

Aw, I was hoping for a Doctor Sues type line there.

Lemme go show my SO, maybe he can figure something out...

Well, he's also got nothing.

 

[cw5523729]

The only way to learn is screwing up
The only way to screw up is doing
The only way to do is writing
The only way to write is by having anal intercourse with the language of your choosing

There was a naughty Kitty on Lit
About anal her poem was writ
Her rhymes they were bad
and made me quite sad
But anal I enjoy I admit

 

[cw5523729]

Aw, I was hoping for a Doctor Sues type line there.

Lemme go show my SO, maybe he can figure something out...

Well, he's also got nothing.

Hmmm, I'm more of a limerick person than Doctor Suess but I do love a good challenge