The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[cw5523729]

It's over easy and hard. As in how firmly the yoke is cooked.

I dislike both. The only way I'll eat them is scrambled.

 

[Statius]

Why do y’all say over easy? Can you explain?
Is there over difficult?

Runny yolk, but not sunny side up. Means the egg was flipped to cook, but not enough to harden the yoke.

 

[cw5523729]

we also wound up scrambling a bunch and feeding them back to the chickens.

I'm sure @stickygirl is going to make some comment about cannibalism next

 

[Statius]

I'm sure @stickygirl is going to make some comment about cannibalism next

They already did. Called it chicken eggicide

 

[NuclearFairy]

Wait, hol' up - You can freeze eggs?!

Yeah, you can either gently scramble them and then put them into ice cube trays. I think three cubes equals a large egg.

Or you can separate the whites and the yokes to freeze them. If you do this, then you must mix some sugar or salt into the yoke before freezing. Or you get a very unpleasant texture when cooked.

It's recommended that you thaw completely before cooking but I've found that they scramble just fine from frozen.

 

[Statius]

Yeah, you can either gently scramble them and then put them into ice cube trays. I think three cubes equals a large egg.

Or you can separate the whites and the yokes to freeze them. If you do this, then you must mix some sugar or salt into the yoke before freezing. Or you get a very unpleasant texture when cooked.

It's recommended that you thaw completely before cooking but I've found that they scramble just fine from frozen.

Learn something new all the time here!

 

[cw5523729]

Learn something new all the time here!

Who said porn isn't educational?

 

[cw5523729]

Who'd have thought that eggs would get way more traction than shaved pussies?

 

[cw5523729]

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[Statius]

Right? Think we may have disappointed @Nightaelf.

Apologies! You're welcome back anytime

 

[Statius]

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I'm dying!

 

[cw5523729]

Who said porn isn't educational?

BRB, heading to PornHub so I can figure out how to fix that broken dishwasher

 

[MrPixel]

Over easy? Makes me think of a particular girlfriend.

And there, folks, we have come full circle.

 

[Bramblethorn]

BRB, heading to PornHub so I can figure out how to fix that broken dishwasher

This only works if you have a step-sibling.

 

[Erozetta]

I can only observe, I'm allergic to eggs.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Ah the joys of a kitty getting so into head scritchings that they start licking air.

 

[Statius]

Ah the joys of a kitty getting so into head scritchings that they start licking air.

Like scratching that particular spot on a dog that gets the leg going

 

[PennyThompson]

This only works if you have a step-sibling.

Help I'm stuck! I knew I shouldn't have worn my cheerleading skirt to do home repairs!

 

[Bamagan]

Again, in the interests of pedantry, the yellow mass in an egg is a yolk. A yoke is (usually) a wooden beam used to connect two animals together, such as to a cart or plow. I suppose there might be places where the vernacular meanings and/or pronunciations have merged or become scrambled, though.

 

[Erozetta]

Again, in the interests of pedantry, the yellow mass in an egg is a yolk. A yoke is (usually) a wooden beam used to connect two animals together, such as to a cart or plow. I suppose there might be places where the vernacular meanings and/or pronunciations have merged or become scrambled, though.

Yoke is also the upper chest/back/shoulder part of shirts and the fitted waist area of otherwise flowy skirts and such.

 

[StillStunned]

Ah the joys of a kitty getting so into head scritchings that they start licking air.

Mine raises one paw in the air. We call it "Praise the Lord!"

 

[Statius]

Runny yolk, but not sunny side up. Means the egg was flipped to cook, but not enough to harden the yoke.

Speaking of which I just ruined mine this morning

 

[onehitwanda]

I go away for a couple of hours and we have three pages about weasels, eggs, and other shenanigans. Time to get this thread ship-shape.

 

[onehitwanda]

also, a big, loud, hearty FUCK YOU to the forum's 1mb gif size limit. oOoo ooOo

 

[Statius]

I go away for a couple of hours and we have three pages about weasels, eggs, and other shenanigans. Time to get this thread ship-shape.

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