The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[carsonshepherd]

Since MSN is still messed up, I'm asking here.


How's the injured baby?

She's spitting out her pills so she must be fine. (And we are talking about a dog here, folks.)

 

[tolyk]

You're not going to pull out a ring and ruin everything in 8 mos, are you?

Heh heh.. in the middle of a divorce right now myself.. don't plan on every marrying again.

 

[Celtic Princess]

She's spitting out her pills so she must be fine. (And we are talking about a dog here, folks.)

heh

Bribe her with cheese.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Heh heh.. in the middle of a divorce right now myself.. don't plan on every marrying again.

I've developed an interesting list of qualities I want in a man, should I agree to marry again. I'm pretty sure it's going to take many, many years before I find someone who lives up to my new list. Might never happen... and that's okay.


I'll stick with FwB's for now, male and female.

 

[tolyk]

I've developed an interesting list of qualities I want in a man, should I agree to marry again. I'm pretty sure it's going to take many, many years before I find someone who lives up to my new list. Might never happen... and that's okay.


I'll stick with FwB's for now, male and female.

Well, can't just mention the list and then not go indepth about it. Lets hear

 

[Celtic Princess]

Well, can't just mention the list and then not go indepth about it. Lets hear

My list, is not limited to and includes the following:

A bisexual man, or at least, one who is tolerant of same sex relations.

A man who doesn't mind me being sexually bent.

A well educated man, and by that, I do mean someone who has accomplished more than his high school diploma. Articulate would also be nice.

A man that is self sufficent and can handle me being gone for extended periods of time- such is the nature of my job.


There's more... that's just my starters.

**Note: My seuxal preferences go both ways, but I find myself more emotionally attached to men, at least, so far.

I'm demanding, but I like to think I pay it back 10 fold.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Any takers yet, babe?

 

[Celtic Princess]

I've not found someone I want to hold up to the list yet. It seems I've become rather picky.

And the last few bi guys I've met have been in serious relationships with men. So... *sigh* that doesn't work.



If I chose to psychoanalyze myself, I might say that I've created an impossible set of standards which isn't very likely anyone can meet. Thus I've protected myself from the heartache and frustration of a committed relationship.
But mostly, I choose not to psychoanalyze myself.

 

[tolyk]

I've not found someone I want to hold up to the list yet. It seems I've become rather picky.

And the last few bi guys I've met have been in serious relationships with men. So... *sigh* that doesn't work.



If I chose to psychoanalyze myself, I might say that I've created an impossible set of standards which isn't very likely anyone can meet. Thus I've protected myself from the heartache and frustration of a committed relationship.
But mostly, I choose not to psychoanalyze myself.

No, those aren't impossible. I know a handful of guys that meet those standards that you've listed so far.. and I don't even know that many guys..

 

[Celtic Princess]

No, those aren't impossible. I know a handful of guys that meet those standards that you've listed so far.. and I don't even know that many guys..

Apparently, I need to move to where you are.

 

[tolyk]

Apparently, I need to move to where you are.

Naw, they are scattered all over the world. I know one in Norway, one in Pennsylvania, one in Texas, one in my town (me, except I don't match the education criteria, haven't gotten to colelge yet)

I can't even remember the rest.. these are the ones I talk to the most, however the ones I just mentioned are all straight, but very open minded.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Naw, they are scattered all over the world. I know one in Norway, one in Pennsylvania, one in Texas, one in my town (me, except I don't match the education criteria, haven't gotten to colelge yet)

I can't even remember the rest.. these are the ones I talk to the most, however the ones I just mentioned are all straight, but very open minded.

College wasn't necessary. Just something after high school. Trade school is fine. Mostly, it's a sign (for me) that the ambition is there.


I've met tons of guys that seem to salivate over me being sexually bent. But gods forbid I even talk about my gay male friends... I got tired of it, so I worked it into my list.

 

[tolyk]

College wasn't necessary. Just something after high school. Trade school is fine. Mostly, it's a sign (for me) that the ambition is there.


I've met tons of guys that seem to salivate over me being sexually bent. But gods forbid I even talk about my gay male friends... I got tired of it, so I worked it into my list.

*nods* Of course, thats hypocritical. Can't drool over one while damning the other *smirk*

I was a high school drop out, due to high stress. I just recently went back and finished. However, my plans to start up a business are slowly begining to solidify..

One doesn't need schooling to prove ambition However, I do wish to return to school, I love learning.

 

[SeaCat]

Well I was in an orgy last night. Me and four others. Unfortunately their names were Mary thumb, Eenie, Meenie, Miney, and of course Moe, her four friends.

Tonight we shall see what developes.

Cat

 

[carsonshepherd]

If I chose to psychoanalyze myself, I might say that I've created an impossible set of standards which isn't very likely anyone can meet. Thus I've protected myself from the heartache and frustration of a committed relationship.
But mostly, I choose not to psychoanalyze myself.

Lowball. ( and no, it's not as fun as it sounds>)

 

[SeaCat]

Yui, Celtic,

Every time I read your posts running down marriage I shudder to think about what kind of assholes you must have been married to. (Then again maybe my marriage is the anomoly. My wife is still my Girlfriend as well as my best friend. Maybe it's because we talk to each other. We almost split about a year after we were married. {Mainly the fault of her parents.} Instead of breaking up we decided to talk things through and just keep working on our marriage. It seems to have worked because we've been together 12 years.)

You will find that special someone for you. Just don't stop believing that you will find happiness.

Cat

 

[Celtic Princess]

*nods* Of course, thats hypocritical. Can't drool over one while damning the other *smirk*

I was a high school drop out, due to high stress. I just recently went back and finished. However, my plans to start up a business are slowly begining to solidify..

One doesn't need schooling to prove ambition However, I do wish to return to school, I love learning.

Congratulations I hope your plans take off for you.


No, one doesn't need a formal education to prove ambition. It is however another area of commonality for me- I am and always will be a student. At some point, my degrees will start paying for themselves too... *grin*

 

[Celtic Princess]

Lowball. ( and no, it's not as fun as it sounds>)

It all depends on who you play with. *cheeky grin*

 

[Celtic Princess]

Yui, Celtic,

Every time I read your posts running down marriage I shudder to think about what kind of assholes you must have been married to. (Then again maybe my marriage is the anomoly. My wife is still my Girlfriend as well as my best friend. Maybe it's because we talk to each other. We almost split about a year after we were married. {Mainly the fault of her parents.} Instead of breaking up we decided to talk things through and just keep working on our marriage. It seems to have worked because we've been together 12 years.)

You will find that special someone for you. Just don't stop believing that you will find happiness.

Cat

Ahh, Yui might be more vocal about it than I am. I tend to avoid the topic of marriage and divorce all together. I know I'm quite cynical, so it's safer for everyone if I avoid it.
The person I married might not have been an asshole given different circumstances. Unfortunately, that doesn't change my outcome. In the end, it didn't work. *shrug* I know I made every effort to make it work, and that's good enough for me.

Thank you for the kind words.

 

[minsue]

heh

Bribe her with cheese.

That never worked with my dog. Literally forcing them down her throat didn't even work (she'd take a good 15-20 minutes, but she'd work the pill back up dammit. *sigh*) Had to powder the damned things and mix them in peanut butter.

 

[carsonshepherd]

That never worked with my dog. Literally forcing them down her throat didn't even work (she'd take a good 15-20 minutes, but she'd work the pill back up dammit. *sigh*) Had to powder the damned things and mix them in peanut butter.

I do the force method. Then trick them by feeding treats so they think the pills are necessary to get to the treats.

I bet you didn't rub the dog's throat to make the pill go down. That's the secret to making sure they don't spit it back up.

 

[SeaCat]

Ahh, Yui might be more vocal about it than I am. I tend to avoid the topic of marriage and divorce all together. I know I'm quite cynical, so it's safer for everyone if I avoid it.
The person I married might not have been an asshole given different circumstances. Unfortunately, that doesn't change my outcome. In the end, it didn't work. *shrug* I know I made every effort to make it work, and that's good enough for me.

Thank you for the kind words.

The fact that you made every effort to make it work is enough for me as well. (Although I don't judge other people. Only myself.)

Cat

 

[minsue]

I do the force method. Then trick them by feeding treats so they think the pills are necessary to get to the treats.

I bet you didn't rub the dog's throat to make the pill go down. That's the secret to making sure they don't spit it back up.

Ever heard the phrase "tenacious as a pit bull"? They ain't just talkin' about the jaw strength.

Damn, I miss that dog.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ever heard the phrase "tenacious as a pit bull"? They ain't just talkin' about the jaw strength.

Damn, I miss that dog.

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[minsue]

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