The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[logophile]

Still haven't been laid, but the day is young.

Oh, the joys of being espoused.

No wait.

The joys of having a spouse.

That's much better.

 

[tolyk]

Still waitin Logo?

 

[logophile]

Still waitin Logo?

Yup. How about you, Sexy?

 

[tolyk]

Yup. How about you, Sexy?

Still nothin.. I'm going to go make some burgers for lunch, care to join me?

 

[logophile]

Still nothin.. I'm going to go make some burgers for lunch, care to join me?

Absolutely. I love fresh meat.

WooHoo! This is my 1001 post!

 

[tolyk]

Absolutely. I love fresh meat.

WooHoo! This is my 1001 post!

Congrats Customizable tag-line now.. WOOT WOOT

I'll be back shortly then..

 

[logophile]

Congrats Customizable tag-line now.. WOOT WOOT

I'll be back shortly then..

I tried to change it, but it didn't take. Hmmm, I wonder what I'm doing wrong.

In honor of being over 1000 posts, I changed my AV. What do you think?

Never mind, got it to work...

 

[tolyk]

I tried to change it, but it didn't take. Hmmm, I wonder what I'm doing wrong.

In honor of being over 1000 posts, I changed my AV. What do you think?

Never mind, got it to work...

very nice AV captured the honour of 1000 posts quite nicely *nods knowingly*

*hands you a double cheeseburger* Here ya go

 

[logophile]

very nice AV captured the honour of 1000 posts quite nicely *nods knowingly*

*hands you a double cheeseburger* Here ya go

Thanks! Mmmm, I love cheese.
So, what are you up to today?

 

[tolyk]

Thanks! Mmmm, I love cheese.
So, what are you up to today?

Oh, about 8 in...

Um.. I mean.. no plans really.

 

[logophile]

Oh, about 8 in...

Mmm, lovely.
So how far is it again, from there to here?

 

[tolyk]

Mmm, lovely.
So how far is it again, from there to here?

Not entirely certain, we never did establish the distance.

 

[Celtic Princess]

The joys of having a spouse.

There exists such a thing?

 

[carsonshepherd]

There exists such a thing?

 

[tolyk]

There exists such a thing?

I believe it was sarcasm..

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Never left this thread, at least not in spirit.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Never left this thread, at least not in spirit.

*sobs* me either....

 

[yui]

There exists such a thing?

Nope. Now divorce...that's the fun part of the who marriage thing.

 

[tolyk]

Nope. Now divorce...that's the fun part of the who marriage thing.

Naw, I do have to say the honeymoon is rather interesting... Unfortunately, I didn't get a honeymoon..

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*sobs* me either....

Yer gettin' some right now, aren't you? Gettin' posted between posts?

 

[Celtic Princess]

I believe it was sarcasm..

I know. I was half-heartedly teasing.

Nope. Now divorce...that's the fun part of the who marriage thing.

lol

Divorce is a lot more fun than some marriages. From now on, I'm sticking with FwB's. *nods*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yer gettin' some right now, aren't you? Gettin' posted between posts?

I fucking wish.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I fucking wish.

Since MSN is still messed up, I'm asking here.


How's the injured baby?

 

[tolyk]

Divorce is a lot more fun than some marriages. From now on, I'm sticking with FwB's. *nods*

So, wanna be friends?

 

[Celtic Princess]

So, wanna be friends?

You're not going to pull out a ring and ruin everything in 8 mos, are you?