The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[Kassiana]

No kidding, Tol? Huh. I heard that in the wake of the latest political disappointment here, y'all were restricting immigration up there. Could be just a rumor, I suppose.

Sorry to hear your bad news, Scheherazade.

 

[angelicminx]

Click on the number of replies for the thread you want to see.

I'm always up for a game of pool, its one of my favorite past times, ranks right up there with my nature photography.

Thank you Tol.

Awesome that you like to play pool. It's one of my favorite things to do as well. Ranks right up there with writing and talking for me, lol. I don't have the eye for photography, not a gene that my mother passed on unfortunately, but she is the one who took the photograph in my profile.

BTW, since the subject of this thread is "I didn't get laid today"... I haven't... yet

 

[SweetVA]

Absolutely!

That was fun. Now what?

How come the nanas aren't dancing anymore?

VA
(hey, all!)

 

[logophile]

How come the nanas aren't dancing anymore?

VA
(hey, all!)

So nice to see you here! Does that mean that you didn't get laid today?

And just to note: masturbation doesn't count as getting laid but for some insane reason phone sex does.

What about cyber sex?

 

[tolyk]

Well, I like to think that I have an eye for photography. But even if I don't, it is still a good way to spend time. Very relaxing and often inspires me to write.

A few of my photos

There is a sample of some of my work.. not my best, but thats okay.

 

[SweetVA]

Not too hard i think, but too low and at a wrong angle. I played a lot of billiard while at boarding school, and actually could hold my own towards the end of the year, but i quickly forgot it when i didn't have the chance to do it regularly. So i know what i'm doing wrong, i just haven't taken the time to do something about it.

I have noticed, when playing with balls, that the angle makes all the difference... one stroke in the wrong direction and.. wham! balls everywhere.

VA

 

[logophile]

Well, I like to think that I have an eye for photography. But even if I don't, it is still a good way to spend time. Very relaxing and often inspires me to write.

A few of my photos

There is a sample of some of my work.. not my best, but thats okay.

Want a new subject? I just love nature...

 

[SweetVA]

So nice to see you here! Does that mean that you didn't get laid today?

And just to note: masturbation doesn't count as getting laid but for some insane reason phone sex does.

What about cyber sex?

No on all counts (oh wait, that's yes, no, no, no). I shoulda bent over at the bank, though. (sigh) mighta been more fun.

VA

 

[tolyk]

Want a new subject? I just love nature...

Well, women are nature's most beautiful creation

 

[logophile]

No on all counts (oh wait, that's yes, no, no, no). I shoulda bent over at the bank, though. (sigh) mighta been more fun.

VA

Tell me what you were wearing and I can give you my opinion about that!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Just takin' my rightful place on this thread. Sigh.

 

[~photoguy~]

since i didn't ... thought y'all should know .. sigh

 

[Guest]

 

[tolyk]

Showoff!

I prefer the term 'exhibitionist'

 

[Guest]

 

[tolyk]

*rummages for $1 bills*

See, thats one thing about living in Canada.. Strippers are expensive, we don't have 1 dollar bills

Lowest is the 5.

 

[~photoguy~]

See, thats one thing about living in Canada.. Strippers are expensive, we don't have 1 dollar bills

Lowest is the 5.

*ducking* *OUCH, dayumm* those loonies/toonies hurt ... quit throwin them !!

 

[tolyk]

*ducking* *OUCH, dayumm* those loonies/toonies hurt ... quit throwin them !!

Hey bruce, what happened to the polar bear?? Kinda miss it.

 

[SweetVA]

Tell me what you were wearing and I can give you my opinion about that!

Well...... I'm matching today, does that count?

VA

 

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[tolyk]

*rummages for Canadian quarters*

Now thats just cheap

Congrats on the AV

 

[OhMissScarlett]

See, thats one thing about living in Canada.. Strippers are expensive, we don't have 1 dollar bills

Lowest is the 5.

Is your country governed by strippers and waitresses?

 

[tolyk]

Is your country governed by strippers and waitresses?

Now that has got to be the oddest question I've ever heard about Canada.. I thought everyone knew the answer to that (Yes)

But up here we call them politicians.

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

Now that has got to be the oddest question I've ever heard about Canada.. I thought everyone knew the answer to that (Yes)

But up here we call them politicians.

Hehe. I know nothing about Canada, sorry. Not me!