The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Could have gotten laid last night. Didn't.
Found a man willing to take it slow.
Aren't I lucky?
 
Hello.
Still eligible to post here.
I'll be out of town starting late today for the work week.
Hope lots of you get laid in my absence!

(And PM me all the naughty details!)
 
Eligible to post here and smiling for SJ and her fuck buddy, lucky bastard.

Can I masturbate while you're gone too logo?
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Eligible to post here and smiling for SJ and her fuck buddy, lucky bastard.

Can I masturbate while you're gone too logo?

Yes, please!
Masturbation all around!
Om-Pah!
 
sophia jane said:
We get to hear the details of your masturbation? Excellent.

SJ

well I was going to pm it to logo, but if everyone is curious I guess I could share here.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
well I was going to pm it to logo, but if everyone is curious I guess I could share here.

It's okay if you're shy and don't want to tell all of us.
:(

SJ
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
well I was going to pm it to logo, but if everyone is curious I guess I could share here.
Yes. Lotion or nothing? Sitting down or standing? Porn or fantasy? We must know.

No sex for me, but I did have a hot dream about a bed full of ladies. :D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Yes. Lotion or nothing? Sitting down or standing? Porn or fantasy? We must know.

Ok after lunch I'll have a nice toss off and tell you all about it, promise.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Ok after lunch I'll have a nice toss off and tell you all about it, promise.
sweet! :catroar:

if I'm ever being too nosy, just tell me.
not that it will stop me from being nosy, mind you. :)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
sweet! :catroar:

if I'm ever being too nosy, just tell me.
not that it will stop me from being nosy, mind you. :)

No problem.

between you, logo, and SJ, like I could not do whatever you wanted?
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
No problem.

between you, logo, and SJ, like I could not do whatever you wanted?
Be careful, or you'll be making an appearance in my "bed full or girls" dream tonight. :D
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Be careful, or you'll be making an appearance in my "bed full or girls" dream tonight. :D

You just provided Salvor's masturbation material, I bet.

SJ
 
My Lunch Time Masturbation

Ok you asked for it, here it is.

No porn as it was a public restroom, but only the one stall. But walking out with a handfull of dirty pictures would be bad.

No lube, I kind of like the dry feel when I am in a wicked humor.

Braced up aginst the wall next to the commode until the point of release, cause my knees get a bit wobbly at the critical moment.

Fantasy was a bit on the kinky side, involving me spanking a woman, who was blindfolded, hands tied behind her back. After 20 good swats I moved her to her knees where she proceeded with the oral gratification.

Any more details needed ?
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Ok you asked for it, here it is.

No porn as it was a public restroom, but only the one stall. But walking out with a handfull of dirty pictures would be bad.

No lube, I kind of like the dry feel when I am in a wicked humor.

Braced up aginst the wall next to the commode until the point of release, cause my knees get a bit wobbly at the critical moment.

Fantasy was a bit on the kinky side, involving me spanking a woman, who was blindfolded, hands tied behind her back. After 20 good swats I moved her to her knees where she proceeded with the oral gratification.

Any more details needed ?

Nice. Very nice. Was it a particular woman or just an unidentifiable imagination woman?

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
Nice. Very nice. Was it a particular woman or just an unidentifiable imagination woman?

SJ

No a specific woman but I can't give out her name for fear of her embarassment ;)
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
No a specific woman but I can't give out her name for fear of her embarassment ;)


OOhh, does that mean it's a lit woman? :) Do tell.

I almost named a character in my latest story after two of my lit buddies who share the same first name, but I didn't want them to think I was nutty.

SJ
 
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