The Hypochondriac Cafe

[AvoidingRealWork]

Anybody have an idea why the frequency of my migraines with aura has increased 60-fold?

Solar flare activity.

That, or the earth is undergoing a magnetic field reversal.

I hate migraines.

 

[Guest]

Solar flare activity.

That, or the earth is undergoing a magnetic field reversal.

I hate migraines.

Me, too. However, I found the answer (in my case, at least)!

Turns out that each restroom in the office has a shower, which doesn't get used often at all. The water in the trap had evaporated, allowing sewer gas (i.e., hydrogen sulfide) to enter the office space. Ran some water down both drains and presto! No more migraines!

 

[Shakti_Dreamer]

I have a headache in my eye.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My knee has to come off..........now.

Owie, owie, fucking owie.

 

[Samandiriel]

Everything feels puffy.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

For some reason I feel like my neck has been doing "The Exorcist" all night long. Is it too early to take a muscle relaxer?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

could there be and "itis" that I don't have? please?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish my heart would knock it off and just stay still for a while.

 

[feeeriek]

I wish my heart would knock it off and just stay still for a while.

um...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The sooner my throat and soft palate are healed the happier I'll be.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Sigh.