The Hypochondriac Cafe

[voluptuary_manque]

I just got hearing aids yesterday. Both hips and my lower spine are arthritic and so is my right thumb. I don't have much hair left.

Other than that, when someone asks how I am, I reply "Upright and breathing and grateful for it!"

This current influenza that's going around is no joke. Last fall's flu shots are helpless against it, it hits the young harder than us old farts and it can kill. Last week a 15-year-old actually died from it in my wife's hosptial. SO IF YOU'RE FEELING CRUMBY, GO TO BED AND STAY THERE. We don't have so many friends that we can afford to lose any.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I want to rip out my sinuses, put them through the wash, rinse and drying cycle - repeatedly, and then find out if I really have to have them, still.

 

[Guest]

I want to rip out my sinuses, put them through the wash, rinse and drying cycle - repeatedly, and then find out if I really have to have them, still.

they dont use em in america

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I want to rip out my sinuses, put them through the wash, rinse and drying cycle - repeatedly, and then find out if I really have to have them, still.

You need a neti pot. Cause that's kinda how it feels when you use one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My knees still hurt.

I forgave the dog....but owie!!

 

[jomar]

sinuses suck

 

[carsonshepherd]

my stomach hurts.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Omg, they gave me their virus O' doom. Curse them. *shakes fist*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think I have hypothyroidism.

I had about every symptom except one, out of about two dozen. bleh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I have hypothyroidism.

I had about every symptom except one, out of about two dozen. bleh.

Blood test time.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I have become left-handed after a lifetime of right-handedness. Maybe that's a good sign? I dunno. Or, maybe my right brain shut down. I dunno. Either way, I'm now a leftie.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Blood test time.

I'm going thursday.

It's okay, I'm long overdue to be poked and prodded.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going thursday.

It's okay, I'm long overdue to be poked and prodded.

That shouldn't sound sexy, but it did.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That shouldn't sound sexy, but it did.

 

[jomar]

pollen sucks

 

[Selena_Kitt]

pollen sucks

Yes. Yes it does!


Oh, and 5 days after the dr. appt, she FINALLY calls to say, "It's strep!"

DUH! I'm DYING over here, lady... think I didn't know that?! Call in the super-antibiotics, like, NOW, k??

 

[jomar]

Yes. Yes it does!

I'm now trying a neti pot. It's not dignified at all.

Oh, and 5 days after the dr. appt, she FINALLY calls to say, "It's strep!"

DUH! I'm DYING over here, lady... think I didn't know that?! Call in the super-antibiotics, like, NOW, k??

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes. Yes it does!


Oh, and 5 days after the dr. appt, she FINALLY calls to say, "It's strep!"

DUH! I'm DYING over here, lady... think I didn't know that?! Call in the super-antibiotics, like, NOW, k??

Eww, poor baby. Strep sucks the big one, it's definitely unmistakable when you have it.

 

[Guest]

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[curiositykitten]

SEX is the best cure I know for every ailment - real or imagined. Truly, it releases endorphins which promote health. Doctors should prescribe it as a home remedy and a lot of us would be happier! Maybe we'd even accomplish world peace!

 

[curiositykitten]

OK - I have realized the error of my last comment: sometimes it just don't work (poor grammar intended editors)! I fell today as I was getting out of the shower, landed on my arm and have sprained my vibrator/dildo hand! No endorphins for me tonight! Two hands are always so much better than one... Do you suppose there's some kind of volunteer aid service for this?

 

[logophile]

I have an acute case of dactylitis today.
Also, a headache.
And I'm a little tense.

 

[curiositykitten]

I have an acute case of dactylitis today.
Also, a headache.
And I'm a little tense.

for each ailment
to feel better

CK

 

[jomar]

Allergies AND a cold!

 

[Guest]

My graines, your graines...

Anybody have an idea why the frequency of my migraines with aura has increased 60-fold? Usually happens 1-2 times a year; in the last 18 days, I've had eight.

The headache and nausea aren't nearly as bad as a lot of folks' but these things wipe me out.