The hullo-goodbye thread.

[matriarch]

Signing out for a while people, got to go see a man about a house.
And its raining.
Perfect.

Y'all have fun now, without me (but not too much)

Mat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

G'mornin' sexy friends!

-es all around.

~lucky

p.s. Nice try with the shyness, Dampy love, you'll be getting Lucky in no time looking like that.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Rrreowr... nice AV, Tolyk!

*goes back to staring at pop's AV, waiting for that damned coat to open*

 

[Guest]

Rrreowr... nice AV, Tolyk!
*goes back to staring at pop's AV, waiting for that damned coat to open*

Same here on both, Flicka.

Mat., I presume that's baby you in AV, sweet sweet sweet!

Buen dia a todos, Perdita

 

[Liar]

Is this where I say hulloh?

 

[Guest]

Is this where I say hulloh?

yo yo yo.. its liar in da house..

ok.. imagine how embarrassed my 16yo gets when i say that .. yeah..

i try my best.. embarrassing your children, a full time job.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

yo yo yo.. its liar in da house..

ok.. imagine how embarrassed my 16yo gets when i say that .. yeah..

i try my best.. embarrassing your children, a full time job.

To be perfectly honest, I was even a little embarassed just reading it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

To be perfectly honest, I was even a little embarassed just reading it.

Don't be, I was pretending to be a lounge act for my daughter.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Speaking of embarrassing your kids... I like to daydream. I fantisize about my future as living together with Hubby in a nice house in the countryside, with our 3 kids. I dream up little scenarios about what we do and what we say to each other.

A while back, I got into a fight with our 9-year-old son, who snuck off to play soccer with his friends IN SPITE OF his mother telling him that he had to finish his homework before he could go out to play.
I dressed as geeky as I could - though I saved the curlers and the bathrobe for picking him up outside the disco in his teen years - and drove down to the football field. In front of all his friends and the soccer coach, I picked the kid up and carried him under my arm to the car, telling him in an unnecessarily loud voice that Mummy Told Him; NO SOCCER Until He Had Done His Homework. I thres him in the backseat, and drove him home, ignoring his wild shrieks about how much he hated me for humiliating him in front of his friends and his coach like that. Once we got back home, I told him that I had embarrassed him this much without even putting in any effort - if he tried to disobey me again, then I would REALLY plan how to embarrass him!

When Hubby called later that night, I told him I was feeling all exhausted because I had had a mental fight with our son. Hubby, being a loveable and understanding man, didn't object to the fact that said son hasn't even been conceived yet, but simply asked me what had happened. I told him, and he assures me that he would have sided with me in the matter. School first, sport later. And he liked the part about me embarrassing our kid.

Being a parent is a tiresome job, but it's much easier and WAY much funnier if you have a sadistic side.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I learned everything about motherhood from watching Roseanne. Svenska, you'll be a cool mom.

 

[Guest]

Svenska, that is too much, I love that you do that. I think I'll start living in my head more. Thanks, P.

p.s. you can write to me anytime about your future life, it's much more interesting than my present one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sorry to hear that, Perdyamouya. Nice AV, though. You look cute and huggable in it.

 

[cloudy]

I learned everything about motherhood from watching Roseanne. Svenska, you'll be a cool mom.

Also, Svenska, don't forget to take lots of pictures of the kids doing really odd things (like they do when they're 3 and 4), and keep them in a very safe place. Videos are even better, because then you can see them dancing around and singing.

Great blackmail material when they're in their teens...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

...which is why I've taken photos of M's son happily eating penis-shaped candy as a toddler...

 

[gauchecritic]

yo yo yo.. its liar in da house..

ok.. imagine how embarrassed my 16yo gets when i say that .. yeah..

i try my best.. embarrassing your children, a full time job.

Originally posted by Cheerful
To be perfectly honest, I was even a little embarassed just reading it.

Don't be, I was pretending to be a lounge act for my daughter.

Am I missing something here

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Am I missing something here

Yes. Yes, you are.

Perdita

 

[matriarch]

...........Mat., I presume that's baby you in AV, sweet sweet sweet!

Buen dia a todos, Perdita

OK !!! That's it. You called me 'sweet'. Now I'm annoyed.

Time to change the AV.

Oh, and by the way......I'm back. Why is house viewing so damn stressful?

It's pissing with rain outside, the surface of the pond is bouncing !!! At least it means I won't have to get the damned hose (don't even go there............any of you!!) out.

I can't be bothered to cook, so pigging out on snackie-boos.......

Yummm.

Mat.

mmmmmmmm, luurrrrv the AV.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

OK !!! That's it. You called me 'sweet'. Now I'm annoyed.

Time to change the AV.

Oh, and by the way......I'm back. Why is house viewing so damn stressful?

It's pissing with rain outside, the surface of the pond is bouncing !!! At least it means I won't have to get the damned hose (don't even go there............any of you!!) out.

I can't be bothered to cook, so pigging out on snackie-boos.......

Yummm.

Mat.

mmmmmmmm, luurrrrv the AV.

Okay, woman. No one else might be brave enough to tell you this, but it is high time you stocked up on Duracell and spent a day with yourself.



Chill out, already!

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

Okay, woman. No one else might be brave enough to tell you this, but it is high time you stocked up on Duracell and spent a day with yourself.



Chill out, already!

~lucky

charger has been fully stocked and humming away nicely all day.

Cheers !!! (Brandy and coke in hand - very chilled)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

charger has been fully stocked and humming away nicely all day.

Cheers !!! (Brandy and coke in hand - very chilled)

No wonder you're so edgy.

Psst...It's not the charger that is supposed to be humming, lady.

Glad to hear you've mixed yourself a drink and are chillin'. Work on the other thing I mentioned and you outta be right in no time.



~lucky

 

[matriarch]

No wonder you're so edgy.

Psst...It's not the charger that is supposed to be humming, lady.

Glad to hear you've mixed yourself a drink and are chillin'. Work on the other thing I mentioned and you outta be right in no time.



~lucky

Darlin', believe me.......you ain't seen me edgy yet, this is Mat relaxed and chilled........
(No chance you could come and give me a hand to become even more laid back ???? )

 

[pop_54]

Rrreowr... nice AV, Tolyk!

*goes back to staring at pop's AV, waiting for that damned coat to open*

It's open sweet Swedish young lady

 

[matriarch]

Time for Mat to turn back into a pumkin.

Goodnight all.

Have fun.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Time for Mat to turn back into a pumkin.

Goodnight all.

Have fun.

Nite Mat, pleasant dreams.

 

[pop_54]

Time for Mat to turn back into a pumkin.

Goodnight all.

Have fun.

Nite Mat... don't spill your cocoa