The huckster thread...

[LusterMunky]

DEAL.... Thongs it is!

'bout time to auction da gartorgurl.

(I hear she has BOOBIES.)

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Wow! Giggles!

I was auctioned off for a plate of waffles.

YOU are hot stuff. Gold Bullion!

Hokay, I will call the Pig's Gold, and raise My Kingdom.

ASL, do you have big tits and shave your pussy?

?????????....lol

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Wow! Giggles!

I was auctioned off for a plate of waffles.

YOU are hot stuff. Gold Bullion!

Hokay, I will call the Pig's Gold, and raise My Kingdom.

ASL, do you have big tits and shave your pussy?

we've already discussed that I don't show my girl parts!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

'bout time to auction da gartorgurl.

(I hear she has BOOBIES.)

ME... have BOOBIES?? No ... WHO told you that

 

[justuandmekiddo]

ME... have BOOBIES?? No ... WHO told you that

Um...I may have let out our big secret....what can I say...I am weak......lol

 

[LusterMunky]

we've already discussed that I don't show my girl parts!

You have girl parts?

I feel more comfortable with you now.

Hokay, half my kingdom.

Your bid, pig (kiddo)

Actually, one quarter of my kingdom. Gatorgurl is plying me with BOOBIES.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

You have girl parts?

I feel more comfortable with you now.

Hokay, half my kingdom.

Your bid, pig (kiddo)

Actually, one quarter of my kingdom. Gatorgurl is plying me with BOOBIES.

FGG and I really need to figure a way to get some of this profit

 

[justuandmekiddo]

You have girl parts?

I feel more comfortable with you now.

Hokay, half my kingdom.

Your bid, pig (kiddo)

Actually, one quarter of my kingdom. Gatorgurl is plying me with BOOBIES.

FGG and I really need to figure a way to get some of this profit

Duh....They call it half?....lol

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Duh....They call it half?....lol

Umm which half I need details here ... these are Grade DDD BOOBIES here

 

[LusterMunky]

FGG and I really need to figure a way to get some of this profit

It probably would not surprise you that I have an idea.

 

[AuralFix]

This is the funniest thread I've seen here in a while...and NO my hand is NOT up, I'm NOT bidding on anything...just observing...carry on...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It probably would not surprise you that I have an idea.

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[LusterMunky]

This is the funniest thread I've seen here in a while...and NO my hand is NOT up, I'm NOT bidding on anything...just observing...carry on...

Sowwy.

You post, you up.

What do I hear for an opening bid for AuralFix?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

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You do realize you get half don't you?.....

 

[LusterMunky]

YOO HOO Tekkie . . . this is your thread.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

You do realize you get half don't you?.....

Have you ever been with a girl who understood "half?"

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Have you ever been with a girl who understood "half?"

Good point...but have you ever known a pig to be honest?

 

[LusterMunky]

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Ms. Cleaver was never(!) shocked, not even faux. She wore her apron (covering her deprived pussy), made healthy meals for her family, eating dinner with her perfect kids and hubby (who was still wearing a tie), ironed, and fought (successfully) waxy yellow buildup on her linoleum floors.

She was hawt.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Sowwy.

You post, you up.

What do I hear for an opening bid for AuralFix?

We have two open auctions now??? So lost I walk away for a moment

 

[AuralFix]

Sowwy.

You post, you up.

What do I hear for an opening bid for AuralFix?

Waitaminute that was NOT in Tek's first-post rules....

And as you can see, I'm apparently an opportunity everyone's waiting to pass up......no one even responded to the bid!

*sob* I feel so unloved...

 

[LusterMunky]

We have two open auctions?

In honor of your TWO boobies.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Waitaminute that was NOT in Tek's first-post rules....

And as you can see, I'm apparently an opportunity everyone's waiting to pass up......no one even responded to the bid!

*sob* I feel so unloved...

I offer a pig's total devotion...that is priceless I am told....lol

 

[AuralFix]

I offer a pig's total devotion...that is priceless I am told....lol

The monkey gets waffles...SD gets a military man...Tek is nowhere to be found and the pig makes the highest bid...this just makes my night...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

The monkey gets waffles...SD gets a military man...Tek is nowhere to be found and the pig makes the highest bid...this just makes my night...

At least you get something. LOL

I got nothing.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

'bout time to auction da gartorgurl.

(I hear she has BOOBIES.)

And what happened to me I've been on the auction block since pg 1 *sniffeling*