The huckster thread...

[Papa_Cali]

LoL in the lyrics of KP "...If you want me you're gonna have to break the bank tonight..."

damn....... I guess my jello is off the table.....

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I bid a 4 lbs. block of lime jello and $43.32! The jello is delicious and jiggly, and the money can be used to buy stuff.

Meh, I don't like lime Jello

BUT I wouldn't make you do weird crazy sexual things...............unless you wanted to.

You mean no one ever told you - sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me

damn....... I guess my jello is off the table.....

Yeah, don't take it personally tho

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This is the most bizarre auction ever this how they do things in Romania Tek I'm both up for bids, and I'm running my own auctioning off, how fucked up is that

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Meh, I don't like lime Jello



You mean no one ever told you - sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me



Yeah, don't take it personally tho

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This is the most bizarre auction ever this how they do things in Romania Tek I'm both up for bids, and I'm running my own auctioning off, how fucked up is that

I can find some whips........and some chains too.

 

[Papa_Cali]

Meh, I don't like lime Jello

Yeah, don't take it personally tho

I'm fine, but I think my jello is offended. She's off in the corner sulking.



I guess I won't be having jello sex tonight.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I'm fine, but I think my jello is offended. She's off in the corner sulking.



I guess I won't be having jello sex tonight.

you could..........................LOL

It would be like apple pie sex.

 

[LusterMunky]

In Tekkie's absence (a blessed thing) Monday night bidding is open.

Hey, I got auctioned off for a plate of waffles, which was under market value . . . so good deals!

http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/cheap-discount.jpg

Put somebody up for auction.

Hokay, I'll start . . . opening bid . . . two Giggles or one Gasm for GiggLeGasm.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

In Tekkie's absence (a blessed thing) Monday night bidding is open.

Hey, I got auctioned off for a plate of waffles, which was under market value . . . so good deals!

http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/cheap-discount.jpg

Put somebody up for auction.

Hokay, I'll start . . . opening bid . . . two Giggles or one Gasm for GiggLeGasm.

I will give 4 giggles and 4 gasms...lol

 

[LusterMunky]

I will give 4 giggles and 4 gasms...lol

Ms. Cleaver shows promise, so I will call your 4 giggles and raise you one Gasm.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Ms. Cleaver shows promise, so I will call your 4 giggles and raise you one Gasm.

The price is getting steep. I agree. She had amazing promise. I match your bid and throw in a years worth of pork chops.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Ms. Cleaver shows promise, so I will call your 4 giggles and raise you one Gasm.

I'm going to go have 5 gasms by myself just to protect my virtue.. lol

 

[Miles Long]

My bid is

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YGLQQZTHoU0/SmTjus47poI/AAAAAAAAJOQ/sadbYnyBaBc/s400/drevil.jpg

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I'm going to go have 5 gasms by myself just to protect my virtue.. lol

Hey!!!!!Quit helping him up the ante....lol

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm going to go have 5 gasms by myself just to protect my virtue.. lol

By yourself, yes.

With me 5 Gasms = two months. I'm slow like that.

I will slowly protect your virtue.

 

[LusterMunky]

Hey!!!!!Quit helping him up the ante....lol

InchesShort has entered the bidding.

You're gonna have to do better than chops, you pig.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

By yourself, yes.

With me 5 Gasms = two months. I'm slow like that.

I will slowly protect your virtue.

Why are we ignoring that million dollars? and do I get a piece of the action?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

InchesShort has entered the bidding.

You're gonna have to do better than chops, you pig.

What a freaking showing off he is. I am detrmined to not let the rich get richer.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Hey!!!!!Quit helping him up the ante....lol

InchesShort has entered the bidding.

You're gonna have to do better than chops, you pig.

FGG Sneaks in to distract the Munky ***Piggy go up that ante***

OH Munky Boobies, BOObies and BEWBIES

 

[LusterMunky]

and do I get a piece of the action?

It was a billion, but who's counting? It was InchesShort, his Czech would bounce. Or go limp.

No, to answer your question.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

ha! thanks, FGG (but it looks like we can't go shopping after)

 

[fungatorgurl101]

ha! thanks, FGG (but it looks like we can't go shopping after)

SIIIGHHH .... I needed a new pair of flip flops too

 

[LusterMunky]

OH Munky Boobies, BOObies and BEWBIES

GEEEEZ! quit doing that.


http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/i-love-boobies_design.png

 

[GiggLeGasm]

SIIIGHHH .... I needed a new pair of flip flops too

I'll throw in a free giggle if we can get thongs (flip flops, of course)

 

[justuandmekiddo]

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa479/brnyrbl66/canstock1141728.png


You have heard of the Yellow brick road. I know the location of the gold brick road. It is worth way more than a lousy billion dollars...lol

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I'll throw in a free giggle if we can get thongs (flip flops, of course)

DEAL.... Thongs it is!

 

[LusterMunky]

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa479/brnyrbl66/canstock1141728.png


You have heard of the Yellow brick road. I know the location of the gold brick road. It is worth way more than a lousy billion dollars...lol

Wow! Giggles!

I was auctioned off for a plate of waffles.

YOU are hot stuff. Gold Bullion!

Hokay, I will call the Pig's Gold, and raise My Kingdom.

ASL, do you have big tits and shave your pussy?