The huckster thread...

[LusterMunky]

Hmmm....a muzzle? I guess that would be nice, doubt he's ever been restrained in that fashion I am sure...maybe he will like it

I would appreciate it if you two would quit talking about me while I'm distracted by all the AlyKitten nude pics flooding my inbox.

 

[LusterMunky]

Tek how did I do in your auction

I got sold for a plate of waffles.

 

[AlyKitten]

Tek how did I do in your auction

I got sold for a plate of waffles.

I have an offer for you Dreamy Blue Eyes. I would like to trade these (brand new and they seem just your style):

http://images5.cpcache.com/nocache/product/245845555v2147483647_150x150_Front_Color-White.jpg

For Munky.

He seems to be upset over being sold for some waffles, which looked delish by the way, while I was put on the market for just the spoken word "Boobies." If you have no special plans for him, I am willing to take him off your hands I do have special plans for him and Teky has a muzzle to keep him in line. He's been a very bad Munky!

 

[teknight]

I have an offer for you Dreamy Blue Eyes. I would like to trade these (brand new and they seem just your style):

http://images5.cpcache.com/nocache/product/245845555v2147483647_150x150_Front_Color-White.jpg

For Munky.

He seems to be upset over being sold for some waffles, which looked delish by the way, while I was put on the market for just the spoken word "Boobies." If you have no special plans for him, I am willing to take him off your hands I do have special plans for him and Teky has a muzzle to keep him in line. He's been a very bad Munky!

**Muzzle comes separately.

 

[LusterMunky]

I have an offer for you Dreamy Blue Eyes. I would like to trade these (brand new and they seem just your style):

http://images5.cpcache.com/nocache/product/245845555v2147483647_150x150_Front_Color-White.jpg

For Munky.

He seems to be upset over being sold for some waffles, which looked delish by the way, while I was put on the market for just the spoken word "Boobies." If you have no special plans for him, I am willing to take him off your hands I do have special plans for him and Teky has a muzzle to keep him in line. He's been a very bad Munky!

What? What? I''m chattel here?? To do whatever you deranged females wish?





I'm okay with that.


what are your special plans? should I retrieve my drool cup?

 

[teknight]

What? What? I''m chattel here?? To do whatever you deranged females wish?





I'm okay with that.


what are your special plans? should I retrieve my drool cup?

***Drool cup comes separately.

 

[LusterMunky]

Bump

Let's do some trades. Or auctions.

 

[msmaggie]

Psst!
Here! Have I got a deal for you! But it's a limited time offer. If you reply within the next 20 minutes you get the five finger discount.

dayum....missed the deadline...

 

[Daizie]

Let's do some trades. Or auctions.

I'm ready....

http://www.impressivedesigns.co.za/images/Auction%20paddle.jpg​

dayum....missed the deadline...

I didn't know there was a deadline on getting fingered! Dammit!

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm ready...

Gidget for Gadgets?

Or just auction off Gidget?

 

[msmaggie]

I'm ready....

http://www.impressivedesigns.co.za/images/Auction%20paddle.jpg​

I didn't know there was a deadline on getting fingered! Dammit!

Only when you're bidding for it I guess.

 

[LusterMunky]

Only when you're bidding for it I guess.

So . . . who/what should we auction?

 

[Daizie]

Gidget for Gadgets?

Or just auction off Gidget?

You can auction off Gidget's gadgets. Wait...er

Only when you're bidding for it I guess.

Is there a 'who' attached to the 'it'?

 

[LusterMunky]

You can auction off Gidget's gadgets. Wait...er



Is there a 'who' attached to the 'it'?

Not sure where MsMaggie is, so I guess we'll just have to auction off Daizie. (Tekkie - this is your fucking thread. Tend to it!)

Hokay, opening bids for Daizie?

 

[msmaggie]

You can auction off Gidget's gadgets. Wait...er



Is there a 'who' attached to the 'it'?

Not sure but I was bidding on Husker...

 

[LusterMunky]

Not sure but I was bidding on Husker...

Congratulations, you were high bid! Key parts of him will be delivered FedEx ground, shipped Monday, tracking #: husker995543private77#3ncheslongsorryilied.

Thank you for shopping at Tekkies Emporium. Enjoy your shipment.

 

[msmaggie]

Congratulations, you were high bid! Key parts of him will be delivered FedEx ground, shipped Monday, tracking #: husker995543private77#3ncheslongsorryilied.

Thank you for shopping at Tekkies Emporium. Enjoy your shipment.

Damn..no wonder it was discounted.

 

[LusterMunky]

Damn..no wonder it was discounted.

Another satisfied customer!

Next up: a real treat for the Lit Gals and Guys who spend time at the Bowling Aly. This one is like a 7-10 split, dream of a lifetime.

Stay tuned.

 

[Daizie]

Damn..no wonder it was discounted.

Did you read the fine print where it says "actual size shown"?

 

[Daizie]

Not sure where MsMaggie is, so I guess we'll just have to auction off Daizie. (Tekkie - this is your fucking thread. Tend to it!)

Hokay, opening bids for Daizie?

Just make sure they know I don't do windows.

 

[DayMaker]

FYI. I already made it perfectly clear to Tek earlier that I had no moral quams about selling/pimping out some of the men of Lit....but that women were off limits. Well, unless I get the final bid choice.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Before the bidding starts on the men of Lit...I have a question?
Do we get to keep them, or just use them and return them?

 

[DayMaker]

Before the bidding starts on the men of Lit...I have a question?
Do we get to keep them, or just use them and return them?

Isn't use and return what we do now?

I think WE should be paid if we have to keep them.

 

[teknight]

Isn't use and return what we do now?

I think WE should be paid if we have to keep them.

No returns!!
Everything is sold as is!

 

[teknight]

This one should be a steal. No need for me to sing his praises.

Ladies, what do you say? I'll let you have him for ...10,000 Simoleons.