The huckster thread...

teknight

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I'm a little fuzzy on lit property laws (and also am doing this out of the trunk of my car :rolleyes:), so I say: "Let's make a deal. Everything on lit has to go!! Get 'em while they're hot :rolleyes::D"

I'm gonna start with this adorable little fella. He's entrepreneurial...and might be housebroken as well. I've not had the time to check. 10,000 Simoleons OBO and you can take him home.


What do you wanna sell? Wanna make a deal? Let's trade!
 
I'm a little fuzzy on lit property laws (and also am doing this out of the trunk of my car :rolleyes:), so I say: "Let's make a deal. Everything on lit has to go!! Get 'em while they're hot :rolleyes::D"

I'm gonna start with this adorable little fella. He's entrepreneurial...and might be housebroken as well. I've not had the time to check. 10,000 Simoleons OBO and you can take him home.


What do you wanna sell? Wanna make a deal? Let's trade!

I've got some homemade chocolate waffles :cool: what's that get me, and you can't snag Munky's thread he sold it to me ;)
 
I've got some homemade chocolate waffles :cool: what's that get me, and you can't snag Munky's thread he sold it to me ;)
I was bypassing the middle man...err...munky, that's all.
Homemade chocolate waffles? SOLD!
Enjoy your munky responsibly.
 
I'm not sure what I have to trade. I'll have to look around.

Oh look, packing boxes. I'll just give those away.

I do have ants...lots of them...I'll pay to have you take them.


:D


I read this as the Husker thread and thought you were selling him...:p
 
I'm not sure what I have to trade. I'll have to look around.

Oh look, packing boxes. I'll just give those away.

I do have ants...lots of them...I'll pay to have you take them.


:D


I read this as the Husker thread and thought you were selling him...:p
Are said ants in your pants?
Husker, you say? You want one? Lemme talk to my suppliers and see what I can do.
 
Are said ants in your pants?
Husker, you say? You want one? Lemme talk to my suppliers and see what I can do.

Noooooo....that's not what's in my pants....does that make a difference?

Not just any Husker...the 1987 version to be precise...You'll occasionally find him on the Stop By to Say Hello to AS2U thread. I'm sure I have something of value to trade...:D
 
Up next for sale. Great cook. Get yours now!

WTF lol Tek you are too damn funny!!! Munky was your chimp pimp, he's only my stalker :p

Ummm do I have veto rights on who buys me? You know my preferences are a man in uniform preferably USMC :devil: but the other branches work too :p
 
Noooooo....that's not what's in my pants....does that make a difference?

Not just any Husker...the 1987 version to be precise...You'll occasionally find him on the Stop By to Say Hello to AS2U thread. I'm sure I have something of value to trade...:D
Psst!
Here! Have I got a deal for you! But it's a limited time offer. If you reply within the next 20 minutes you get the five finger discount. :D
 
WTF lol Tek you are too damn funny!!! Munky was your chimp pimp, he's only my stalker :p

Ummm do I have veto rights on who buys me? You know my preferences are a man in uniform preferably USMC :devil: but the other branches work too :p
Money talks, ...and cookies... and...uhh...payments in kind.
BS walks. ;)
 
I'm not sure what I have to trade. I'll have to look around.

Oh look, packing boxes. I'll just give those away.

I do have ants...lots of them...I'll pay to have you take them.


:D


I read this as the Husker thread and thought you were selling him...:p

I bet Tek could get a lot of money for him. ;)
 
I'm a little fuzzy on lit property laws (and also am doing this out of the trunk of my car :rolleyes:), so I say: "Let's make a deal. Everything on lit has to go!! Get 'em while they're hot :rolleyes::D"

I'm gonna start with this adorable little fella. He's entrepreneurial...and might be housebroken as well. I've not had the time to check. 10,000 Simoleons OBO and you can take him home

OBO? That invites low ball offers. You spreading rumors of my testicular droop?
 
Sheesh! I got sold for a plate of waffles?

What is the procedure for lodging an appeal? And what is the penalty for lodging a Kardashian?
I dunno.
Take it up with management.

Those were tasty waffles, in my defense.
 
Looks like you need some inventory.

I will trade 20 minutes with AlyKitten (live ferrets included) if Gatorgurl makes a post here with the word 'boobies'.
 
Looks like you need some inventory.

I will trade 20 minutes with AlyKitten (live ferrets included) if Gatorgurl makes a post here with the word 'boobies'.
See, people, I told you he was entrepreneurial. (The jury's still out on whether or not he's housebroken).
 
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