The HT Cafe older folks thread.
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DrHappy
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This must be the thread where we will hopefully never see:
I'm still in my late thirties and I cringe at some of the questions. One thread involves techniques for anal sex while hanging upside down (which I expect here), but then the next question ask about why his girlfriend is wet down there.
The words "my parents"
"Does this count as sex?"
"Does this girl like me?"
"Does this count as sex?"
"Does this girl like me?"
I'm still in my late thirties and I cringe at some of the questions. One thread involves techniques for anal sex while hanging upside down (which I expect here), but then the next question ask about why his girlfriend is wet down there.
M's girl
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I know what you mean. I don't mind the somewhat innocent/ignorant questions so much, but often it's the tone of voice. And yes, combinations like you mentioned. Talking all cocky about anal sex and displaying an attitude and then asking something basic they should have learned BEFORE anything that had remotely anything to do with anal in the first place.
On the other hand.... it's a new generation and they seem to learn things backwards or something. I don't know. It bugs me tremendously sometimes.
But some youngster coming in here asking true and honest questions in a nice manner will always get my answers and support.
On the other hand.... it's a new generation and they seem to learn things backwards or something. I don't know. It bugs me tremendously sometimes.
But some youngster coming in here asking true and honest questions in a nice manner will always get my answers and support.
SweetErika
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Well said.M's girl said:
It especially irks me when they address us as "people" or "you people" (or worse yet, "u ppl"
), as in:Are you people gonna make me get my 26yo ass out of this thread now?
Bluesboy2
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SweetErika said:Well said.
It especially irks me when they address us as "people" or "you people" (or worse yet, "u ppl"
Are you people gonna make me get my 26yo ass out of this thread now?
I don't respond to chat lingo. If you don't at least make an effort to spell most of your words I am not interested in talking to you.
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I'd comment here but clearly this is for people older than me.
bobsgirl
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Bluesboy2 said:Why should the kids be the only ones to have a thread here? Come say hi and chat about denture adhesives and continence and such.
I can name all the continence: North America, South America, Africa, Australia, Europe, Asia, and Antarctica.
Hi, BB!
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Welcome
Hate to admit it, but I qualify, so here I am, getting my feet wet.
Bluesboy, love that guitar! good Idea for a thread. So, you're not worried about a thread for old people "Dying" out? (OK, bad joke)
Bobsgirl, are you a blonde?
M's girl, we know you young girls always lie about your ages, so welcome!
Erika, we know you are too young, but your mature and thoughtful comments are always welcomed.
If you have a fetish for older, more mature, guys, then welcome. Sure, durty pix R always welcome 2...witcha said:Anoy u? Neva,im gud,yng&up fr chatting 2 u & sneding dirrty pics 2.
gosh..its really difficult to write like that
Hate to admit it, but I qualify, so here I am, getting my feet wet.
Bluesboy, love that guitar! good Idea for a thread. So, you're not worried about a thread for old people "Dying" out? (OK, bad joke)
Bobsgirl, are you a blonde?
M's girl, we know you young girls always lie about your ages, so welcome!
Erika, we know you are too young, but your mature and thoughtful comments are always welcomed.
MagicFingers
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OK, Real question
Does anyone know how I can talk the VA into doing cataract surgery on my other eye? It's almost blind. They tested it several months ago and said I was 25/20! But it was dialated and in a dark room. In light, like on the road, I can't see anything with it. I cannot read anything with it now, even with glasses. (And it's hell looking at pretty girls and porn with one eye! )
I went to my primary care doc last week to try to get refered back to the eye people. He asked me what kind of car I drove. I told him and asked why. He said, so that he would stay off my left side if he saw me on the road! Really.
Does anyone know how I can talk the VA into doing cataract surgery on my other eye? It's almost blind. They tested it several months ago and said I was 25/20! But it was dialated and in a dark room. In light, like on the road, I can't see anything with it. I cannot read anything with it now, even with glasses. (And it's hell looking at pretty girls and porn with one eye!
)I went to my primary care doc last week to try to get refered back to the eye people. He asked me what kind of car I drove. I told him and asked why. He said, so that he would stay off my left side if he saw me on the road! Really.
Bluesboy2
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MagicFingers said:If you have a fetish for older, more mature, guys, then welcome. Sure, durty pix R always welcome 2...
Hate to admit it, but I qualify, so here I am, getting my feet wet.
Bluesboy, love that guitar! good Idea for a thread. So, you're not worried about a thread for old people "Dying" out? (OK, bad joke)
Bobsgirl, are you a blonde?
M's girl, we know you young girls always lie about your ages, so welcome!
Erika, we know you are too young, but your mature and thoughtful comments are always welcomed.
Thanks, that was made by a dear friend who died recently.
Bob's girl just acts blonde
